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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 8 [ J& ?. ~) k9 _4 h7 E- e! p
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.3 z$ t$ i1 Q. P. ~; {- Q0 f& Y
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 f1 ]- {3 v! E( _4 K- ~
# `; g8 J% T5 ^# p: f3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# U/ o( |8 q0 Z; w" v
. a! T9 [. a. R8 b( i( l& a% v4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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/ l& v7 O5 C/ p( y4 ^# G5 v1 y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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' V* V9 e. E. f/ s; }6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'. x+ I& r0 j9 m
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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+ P/ d1 u0 i* ?# s9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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; ^* H, ], H- o10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 s; V5 \( `4 T* f; d
4 f. C J% @* s! Z* z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 m w) K+ q" V& g4 ?
. z, F# U) h! g) I7 a; }! B$ Y12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., u) j q% Q) X8 c
+ |; q' H+ \& _2 P4 c13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., b+ h" k9 Q) f0 K
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.& E8 U# b9 y, F
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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& i( [6 L7 t- `% u, p16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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0 H3 D) f" r! B ~. n5 c18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ z4 V- z1 K' S1 c& l
* A) [6 z* d9 F5 b1 @$ e0 s9 H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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2 q3 X8 c8 _3 D- I20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.2 _# l( J) D; A8 ^- Z# p) m
4 ?! T7 G8 o t21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 |3 o, U' }5 P
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 y! O+ y. u# b; t. i' `, `& p- x
, p" ^$ Z4 Q. `) B$ i23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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