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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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: F3 L- B. R d3 E3 B1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. f# t, m4 w4 A5 Y4 ^2 d
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' {- l' i, q' _; B5 \
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 T, [7 ?, o( Y0 H! ~) j3 S' e7 H
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 @: L0 ]) ]. A# C
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 T5 L+ Q8 k0 e. ]7 N) @& \9 ^
H7 t5 h; y9 ^3 v1 ~0 y$ U. x10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 Y8 C! |% L/ V
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 ~. G; A1 h* l. j, `5 r7 c: T! ]2 B
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.( {) n! k+ G/ f" R5 i# h K* F
* |' e: U7 U) p& _6 o7 Z15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' u9 D8 S2 q# z8 L3 T3 T- K* }
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: s1 q- f$ C0 d0 g. a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.' A ]' R- Z1 `/ B: k/ g* V& i& L
, E* c+ Y* s6 h$ w5 Q18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( x1 ^: g- O) f4 h$ G. I
; s0 d& N# V$ i/ \. R% ?19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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9 D$ q: E) ]) v- q) a) K20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) ?$ @+ `: O% ^5 @, h. Q
* |7 H3 m1 e/ A$ f1 [' d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"; E! K% e$ Q( i- c' a3 w
+ r0 A; ]3 U, a% _% P22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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l- T- x$ C2 A5 O: {8 k" `% ^: U/ J23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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