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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & ]8 \/ X3 [' F* y. |( R
: b6 Z3 D/ S4 a+ H5 l6 [( ^* C% g( U1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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$ X/ i3 @. X2 ~5 `" e" x0 W# @3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 T4 R5 H9 F- C8 m3 ^8 h: [& r
% m& S! F5 Q" Y: q" u+ G% l+ F4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; `' h( l3 `3 X5 p
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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/ N8 \- Q* R' E7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.# b: v& N- b3 M: ]& g
/ p5 G4 K5 G1 a) C$ Z: y" U8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 ]( ~) H0 e1 R2 Q+ T
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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# r+ _. ], r9 {" j h9 S/ \- Q10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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I4 p: F5 a3 ?: B12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 D- V' B4 j+ {4 p3 X" @
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) V5 e) I: w7 Q: b1 I# Z+ z- U
/ r) L# d+ v1 U" \! m- k15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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& q7 r6 m# g2 x: S. f; s16.) You take naps.$ ?+ {* ~6 k6 Z2 K- [! x# p
6 Z* y! N( [( ~17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! V( c" N" w! l1 A- j+ q
! N" W4 _9 W7 O8 G18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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4 [& g0 q& j3 f' F) I20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 ]4 X- L6 M' J5 Q
0 M7 W; ]7 [9 [0 V- l2 f. L* d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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# u# R# w) r+ z. a22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. % R+ [8 o1 Q. s: {0 R
u9 D) z! e4 @$ ^1 p6 _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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