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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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- B4 v, ]; w% e" q+ i1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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5 N2 m" _! V* q4 f& ~' Z/ c3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.0 x- s0 O# \/ }" w; R l: A
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.0 v; G8 w) j6 p- P/ c
! u7 v- f. i& b1 \; q; z8 _8 r7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* D+ A+ C2 t O; R5 e! `5 D
- V4 f* v, o( I1 r6 ~- F8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 m+ {; q7 K% X. F9 N
& G4 T) w. v$ a; I$ {9 l9 ]9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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$ J; o; H8 [/ w1 r% {. A$ }11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.. Q: K: D4 G* ?- g# R
* ?* n0 o! c' }! L. L13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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" P L* y4 x, Z15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 f' P- o/ _3 I+ [* l- C
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16.) You take naps.
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; J( @4 B6 m( ^8 @6 a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- B/ r; m, k) j& s18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: R, Y3 _6 m' X
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time. q6 t7 s% F2 _+ s+ ]
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"3 S" f( U; w, f, j" l1 G# A
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 D$ l- K8 M8 k q/ G& h3 C
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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