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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 f" C$ x1 {, O1 h
+ T/ z2 ~' H* S/ e( l8 @9 L2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. W- p, C9 _* b( g' z( ]% p+ g( R
: _8 |5 @) L" O- R4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.: J3 W4 ?+ y/ g) h
( r% _( p5 [4 Z+ ` O5 d5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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n: [7 C; B: p8 |; {6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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& }9 p7 V1 L$ Q! u% k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.8 Z4 V+ {/ ?! w& F/ N
& p9 V% G. n/ I3 D1 U9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 \" @ J! U5 Z) } } b/ r
( a. O8 g( Q, a; ]/ G$ E10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ M- |% f( M, o/ Y4 z
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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/ E4 e9 k# p7 M5 m7 D9 V12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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9 F B3 _# {. O, u7 Q. N2 S13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.. }1 G( B/ d' \) h0 A0 C: V6 |
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- V, h3 |" u. h# M
) Q ^, k/ `* O+ p16.) You take naps.
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! u6 l. d& g* s17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.4 W" g: V2 p# ?5 O3 D& t2 S. I' }
- O1 k( f( l5 ^1 n) ^1 H, M19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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0 _6 z) B) \/ L% w) J( |/ A21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. & p; G) e6 }- Q7 A7 v* G3 t
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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