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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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3 \' Y# E1 t9 g* e7 F7 T1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- C$ x' ^' \- T* D( G# L4 q
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# v: t3 ~0 \( d+ i' D3 M" _8 p
; [& I: t) m z; G- S3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ c4 E5 m& B9 u8 D$ ~' \2 I- d
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 q# X1 @( n' f' A( x& S
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: q4 L7 z3 |; q5 s
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.0 z4 n/ r' j- d% U# }
) o) t3 p+ k# E2 Q' X10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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+ [% `8 T3 f: x* h& n# [+ |11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 ]8 K1 w. L) f" G* V
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) @* z* s9 u0 G, z$ n
: h) F9 C) P% z# E15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# O8 D3 o; X( |* G( r. g: ?
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.) t/ {( X# q ?9 C: C% J, w
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." F1 s% I) _, `& D' U
3 g0 K1 Q0 U; L. f21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 ~7 [# l; n( P# v, z( Q
- H+ O" c7 D- `2 D' ~. r) X23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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