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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# V6 I/ _. k7 M( J. P) k
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.7 s+ u8 N) |3 i# Q" [% A
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 o" |" ^9 X. T" f& n3 {
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.; G: A6 v k6 [( W0 a
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 y/ Y) \, u) ~
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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. [( _+ K& |/ h6 {7 i& o+ v10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ N7 D0 }- Q. J
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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! S7 o- _! g9 |8 [- p! w8 b, \; ~) |12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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2 A" z A: U6 k13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.# Q8 x. L5 Q: H6 U$ t( P
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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) _$ m" y. I: k! y" c0 @' R15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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' i. Z8 r' E# B C: e) E18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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0 t$ s) f! L! Y1 S3 K20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"/ v; G4 g! ]+ b7 ]% y4 @6 |4 f6 w
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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