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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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( s; M, h7 ^* B, O3 r' N1 p1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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/ u5 J" v1 H6 ?! y# }/ m6 v2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.) T4 L) R" E1 Q+ u7 X( l
. b8 Z7 A) j8 {, k( M$ G3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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) w& @9 N- | a4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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/ [' I: M5 }. I/ T* p5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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+ `( c' f+ R& d6 c) L6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: V0 \5 w2 L- b5 U2 W
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% T0 z2 M& `) t( P
% t2 Y0 q' T/ A6 a6 ] E9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ C2 e! [! B6 I
6 W: V3 U" a$ j$ b& G% W11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.# |7 T4 j8 w- y9 N/ w
& f! k4 [- Q# P5 i2 T6 u12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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0 a, c1 _% |" c, X14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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5 J0 _' z) a5 L0 F16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 A& {+ F: j5 f: i; p
, { U0 F1 _4 p2 m) O6 m2 k18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach./ |" R2 F$ j+ M
6 p$ }' v# X* C3 y19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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@# S6 F8 t: \: N' a/ J20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 e1 C; Q. n0 a& f! U
2 w4 s* R; Y8 m6 x21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!", }! _) t7 }5 W- W- Q
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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) C" V: V- U8 I3 `% o! J" z23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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