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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ K- g* P0 R% b( ]1 B8 V+ Q5 u2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.$ ^5 k( I$ I7 Z6 c* ~, N
3 H1 Z- \. S: n( l3 P8 H3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.6 G8 H' b9 b0 n6 M8 r. R
: M; E1 O" b M i( {$ A7 l, g$ T5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: M4 }# d9 k6 e- u; X3 G2 ?
- X- q6 c2 c$ D& B- l) U' v6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& h* _( F9 G. k, Q% ~% p' I) C
1 V: w6 t& {0 A4 \5 K7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 ~ @# A3 Z; Z7 g" E6 U3 a( k
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ g. M" ^, P) N7 m) A: M& H
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 w: V9 R. X8 p7 Y; v) z' O1 F
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you., i* ~1 ~# ]) T; L1 Q/ ]& ^) T' k
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ T' S& E5 X" ~: F$ R) \+ q
& d9 I* w* @) f! q6 `15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( D) G. r+ L$ c4 v$ R
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16.) You take naps.* Z) R, W& f$ _. L; e3 D2 c
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 p8 i' n1 S% `
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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Q5 D% D6 \" h2 H/ a8 Y* w/ l19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 G' N8 D' L2 A0 ^9 v20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. M, V' _2 C: u$ A& }- v
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! d8 p# p L; o9 |3 `4 z
7 H) B5 L% i( a4 E4 I, q2 L: o- B22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ r$ D8 E* [) a) d( T
0 [+ V. I/ K3 a6 R! ~) M7 X/ {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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