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$ a4 s' J& k' F* EEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here) \( ~* O% K+ W9 A
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" ]# C' s$ b: i: vLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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% h6 c! V4 ^1 J5 R- B( hTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman; U1 W8 Y; X; S2 D3 B; s, D4 \7 U
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
8 A( u3 I# [& s5 o% f4 N) }6 e#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
q+ v- d5 ?/ P/ x# B p( h! n% [! c#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
; D4 b- F9 v* E0 P#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
7 H9 o) P+ }% @3 Q$ o#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
) [; g+ d' q- y6 j" g! `) M#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
& w3 }2 ?& L) _, @7 F9 V#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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