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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 ( `3 i! _: ^5 s4 R
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:* ?# @5 v. _: r) C& @- b/ L
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.   R& t* q2 i. t5 h9 y; G
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
1 L9 ?( V& u" o( H#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.) u9 V+ ], X; X" c6 k( V
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.; @: Q8 y: P) u1 r
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
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#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
3 A  B- F; V- R; O, ], f( E8 w 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。8 \% D1 X" G4 f
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
! Q+ D  u) M% s看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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