This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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7 P$ t# H  i2 w: x5 WEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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# g  i* @. {  s- I# ^; rTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
* b* G- d) n; ]- c#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
3 W4 d4 l" c/ B, F9 U#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
/ k; d8 @4 d, V8 C2 n#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
' u5 i) C1 N' q. ?' {#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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3 X, A& f* H" N#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "



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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
7 f: g% [% y, J- C 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
1 c, a' x" S. w2 {5 @: a5 J& T看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one