This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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5 O9 _9 C& y- d8 q) uEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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+ J4 |, g8 W1 N  Y0 R#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
& s" u2 M' v( w3 N& S#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
$ i! B6 E! G- U8 p+ _#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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$ x4 b% N  N& ^$ }: BAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
7 d6 c/ I' T' {4 ^ 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one