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2 A% |4 j$ d6 A6 sEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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3 {' W( p/ X3 t# i$ jMore pictures are here
: J8 T) U) x! j2 Q" [http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman8 {% X4 |" z6 d) k0 m2 Z: J3 r
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. . I2 \- q f( T/ z
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
$ U; M% H* L3 \+ K: o- \% r. m#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.8 C# W% V( b; ?+ Y
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
4 o2 o) Q- {$ T9 x#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
+ s0 p2 i) E4 L! S#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.( o8 G( r+ ^! ^
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. I+ M( Z# E) R6 b+ L
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... % g# Y) Z% R3 V v0 t9 B
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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