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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 : h  f4 x! C, M+ {

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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:$ g8 A* ^/ ^9 N9 b$ D! n
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.6 ~8 {1 g. s; t3 g

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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
% a, R7 @( z$ {& h#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
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#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
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#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE./ R" y% W2 O( L# y5 }; c3 X: L; J  K
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.' b4 i  K1 [3 u4 O3 J, ^
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?- V4 u2 K/ I4 t% a1 [. ^5 R3 ]4 z
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.( x, X7 D- _6 c. i3 v( h  Q
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... ) \; y' l) U. V% e1 e/ g
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下. u3 ^. [0 s+ W4 K) C6 W6 {" Q5 Q: ?
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由. T! c/ R! m: G7 R* }; ^7 z
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
6 p% l  e  D8 Z- s看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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