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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman2 U4 z+ x' T$ d- ~5 w
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. - Z1 o1 v* X* e3 i6 \3 v% M
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
6 L9 [! }" a; k; {7 r4 v#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.6 R- W3 ]! z- m/ G
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
7 U1 f/ j! }. o* z6 v#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO., ?1 s5 v, I* G" \$ a% k- c
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.0 L& F5 Q1 c* s) w, L7 m
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.. S0 d& e. G8 f8 Q9 v8 T+ N0 ?
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?; v3 H5 I& _0 u; C5 I5 W/ F
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT., Q: W& f' u# x+ P5 k9 X5 l
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。/ z) i. h- F# W
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 9 s  p2 ?, Q0 C6 r( J! l
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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