This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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2 A% |4 j$ d6 A6 sEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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3 {' W( p/ X3 t# i$ jMore pictures are here
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
$ U; M% H* L3 \+ K: o- \% r. m#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
4 o2 o) Q- {$ T9 x#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
+ s0 p2 i) E4 L! S#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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