This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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  E  b7 @  s; e: }. Z$ P" ?Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
1 L9 ?( V& u" o( H#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
8 B$ b5 {2 `6 u3 g+ [: m) D+ ]#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
3 o% Q$ U$ S6 T$ t: W7 Y/ e& ]9 H#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
& {" Q* \- r/ f0 t# \3 _' V9 Q, u#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


  L* }. h' s$ C$ E- hAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
3 A  B- F; V- R; O, ], f( E8 w 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
! Q+ D  u) M% s看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

' K# A0 n: \' }) Rthat's good one