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the longest word in the English language

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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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* t5 ?. R( m. s, O5 t, \( i" gQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language? 5 N5 c: Y0 d: ]

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Answer: smiles
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Why?
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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
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Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? - {* D. q2 C9 P, V
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
' g1 w/ S+ D$ _3 ^6 J+ c% L"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."% u2 b5 l0 A5 l- J) q5 }# ]
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
2 }& c/ Q5 W! V# E- V+ c2 h9 m"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑
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You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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/ `7 ^1 m6 o% \- R- a9 }+ ~1 T, qOfficer: You were speeding., {4 c& g& c1 h" P9 F+ [7 V% Y
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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Man: What if I just thought that you were?
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Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.+ Q; h) x- g; z) z( `- X
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!
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A: Can't afford one.
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.4 M; B( R+ j$ [5 F; h# s4 Y
A: I don't have any cheese.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
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God: "To me it's a penny."
6 {, A8 O" y; N1 v$ k4 a9 kThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"2 }* v/ l+ i# {
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? # x- ]) K* M- l/ x" q- @& f) d

# a( p: E3 H) G2 BShe lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. ) A) b; c1 R. ~$ D" u( f/ E+ v0 F

2 U! _$ d. w8 R) l(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
6 ?( ^5 \% d1 r4 \9 E5 C; H5 m$ B1 JStudent: I is the.... B, j# {+ g* f" k  K& c- E
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
' v+ K/ \! v& a5 W- RStudent: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
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A: A stamp.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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A: The letter "g".
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尘肺???????????
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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1 a. w2 x, F% K9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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6 h( d- u1 ^8 h$ LTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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以I开头造句:
0 {& G& I- O$ P: C* ]他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

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"I" is the ninth letter
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