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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language? ; ^+ w- C) A3 ~: p- z
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Answer: smiles
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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America: g. c+ F7 Z9 S: x" X- N
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.   _% h3 Q: H3 p3 q. N4 O
Maria: This is it. " T+ X" `& ^: b
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
# e& W8 o! @+ U5 h% Y, ~; SClass: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗" ]6 N$ u( H4 C) I( K% `" y: f* U

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$ V% I* p% d8 w5 |* ^# B9 K1 y- LA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.  d+ m, M3 U/ q% ]! A
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
0 F/ X9 h5 h$ Z6 E7 \The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
! r2 F. {; Q4 I4 k# g"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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. `  [, g; N8 w2 c4 i你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
; k* u( e6 g. h9 tYou CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.2 P' Q1 n  s' @5 g: h# q
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
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Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?5 S# O$ w7 T& b3 M' v( N$ J
Officer: Yes, you would.
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Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.% i. E5 m* O0 R3 D: u/ I$ G/ Y
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑 8 b: z' b3 S' r- |5 Z+ W9 k7 k

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"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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B: Well then, buy one.
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A: That sounds good.
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
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B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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God: "To me, it's about a minute."4 \7 [* W# A, q
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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2 b. q8 v  k9 {  k( ^7 RThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"/ R/ c4 n$ I" {3 G
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? 8 z4 h( b' b  f1 ]
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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A: An envelope.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
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A: A stamp.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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A: A blackboard.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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A: B. (bee)
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尘肺???????????
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

& P' i  O" {  {6 Ogreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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I is or I am
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. e, O* _. O: ~, xTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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以I开头造句:; O( x( p) Q$ p
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

/ L+ b9 ?4 S! b% t* r7 G+ HThe ninth letter is I8 f' `3 _# W# ?' G* x/ K4 p
"I" is the ninth letter
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