 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
- h( v6 S1 k5 X1 t2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.$ J3 H1 V6 F) |5 I5 m, L- I
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
% C- Y0 d8 Z- I' p0 \ {4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.$ T8 n! V2 m" d k A) \& a
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.! T5 F* q6 g$ f% _7 c* e
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
- ]5 y* \ O4 N; R8 [2 J7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
" w' \# w1 C& N, K, G* Y8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time ..
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