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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)6 T# F7 o1 {4 K9 ?" M
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
0 O& d' N; m/ R: {! W( }2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.2 w( g/ y8 A' `7 D) ]
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
% g( h/ h2 Y" N& k- X1 _4 P) r& s4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.2 E$ @. a# ^1 v) X8 Z, r5 a5 v/ `
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.! v$ V u, z, a1 [6 _9 n0 t
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
, s8 ?+ X! _. H* q- Y$ D7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
( y- r2 b9 D+ C1 _) @$ Y7 u8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. `( d8 ~6 F- n
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More if I have time .. ) s& \4 h( ?& @1 G+ x
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