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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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8 k1 S* f0 g# Y+ D- B5 \+ G9 y3 `1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.) e7 l9 C& G) y4 O- E- c6 e
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.# W6 {# b* p. `
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
% |$ ^3 a- A9 r8 r4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better./ w0 C: `) l, K9 f# I/ \
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
5 i6 _8 Y# s* G7 x* s. q9 W! t4 Q6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.; W5 {. E: m, X( U
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
: v0 i5 ]% b- R, O) w4 C8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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