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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)2 z$ _/ e5 [# b8 h& S& N, o
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
q6 b3 p# b, t- @9 i* R2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.6 J1 }, @0 \) t
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
/ U) M4 o: i: d L4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
/ U1 m/ Q7 C+ [0 |2 T5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.( l1 H: o' @( c7 C
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.0 r. `3 P# B5 s8 o
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
2 ^ g8 Z$ O$ B! d1 \* i8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. - C! r6 G, b, s, @* O" f3 v
0 [) o( s. ]3 C' Y) GMore if I have time .. 2 t* a$ C- Y2 }( P f) A; R9 w
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