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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)9 E! |0 N, [4 Y0 A
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
& N$ g o! }% j# j$ ]: F% b! [2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.- s" ^, n; U# {$ F; X, u
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
* f G5 R+ m; A* {% J4 S2 N: g% p4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.6 c' p. n4 |, H! [4 b; `! i
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.! |1 Y$ g* Q( u- c* L
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
( _) d) S/ |( h+ m7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
. L9 w+ H9 p8 T# T2 X8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time .. 4 L) J, u/ w" G7 p8 K8 C1 O) m
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