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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)) c/ B" F' o6 G" q; \. h; d6 B
6 u# C& \) c3 B R8 Y; o) u1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
5 n5 ^. U. h: T8 v2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
( t# o O. h# n; n3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
. K' C! d' `# p, G- Q: {4 d4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better., f* O/ @) u3 V f( w2 N
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
! k5 b2 ? b- G6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.' X+ ]) K% v1 |8 m
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
2 H' f. l2 o, ~5 z* M! g8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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, O* S5 [9 k+ C8 e6 CMore if I have time .. * M& Y5 k& w$ c# V8 _+ F
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