 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.) N$ x6 X3 v( t t4 \. L2 _
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% x1 ~# m6 c5 f0 T! @This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.' p: @$ F# M: K9 E! M
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, G6 I. C* o0 SArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.8 S' G- q0 r' q( V
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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1 P; A& g3 ], bIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.% ^- K% D# X. R" i1 Z+ Q' r
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.: ^4 {5 W, P% M$ r+ c) m2 W: c
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. : b5 O2 l) l; W: A; g# W
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( K; v1 F% N$ U* {. w% ZFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'& }9 z! N8 \2 l) n5 |# B# [
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 4 k1 S6 ^/ O' X9 |* A
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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