 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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1 U- b5 n2 {9 HIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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# e- s- j* k, r/ yThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.- K) ^& |! d! z4 I3 r8 @; H. |
5 ~; ]; d9 U+ G: |% x$ s$ jDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.8 c/ y% s: O3 M9 E) R
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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( _( ?/ z) u- x1 q* b9 h! ^( LCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.& w5 Z1 E8 K; [' K$ F1 E0 a8 T0 F9 ?$ C
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8 k5 V+ r& w2 E8 r" v- R' f; f, [She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'/ S' X: |' {" M( N6 ^5 p) @
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That's when she shot him.
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3 _( @" y! K4 [' J; m4 w3 S i& ^5 U+ YYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut- ^9 B: ^: b6 {/ ?2 K0 x# @# e
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1 Q7 t& ^# x% R3 SWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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