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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 8 [0 B b+ k! W; H
8 O9 R8 _ Y( o" uIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.0 P# e! [ M! a' s. o' x# j
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.! ^# Y( v1 |' d( q# D6 s0 Q
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.% n5 j5 J3 P1 G9 k& e/ r' z1 I
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.8 V- c7 }# N. |/ A; C
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2 |3 k7 `) N" @: ?) B- QIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.+ V" L4 J) V- `' n" X
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.- M& t; V1 b' M2 r Z+ R$ U* T! R
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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$ q+ S7 ?4 Y0 F& Q p8 wFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'( F R# V, U' t6 q8 G
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That's when she shot him.0 m+ k# ^ f, A5 ~
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) {! K5 O: {) h9 S6 x& p. [4 wYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 0 d7 F; w+ z( x
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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