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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ' X$ g  l* k# E3 e+ ]
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.- ]5 Z: V2 V, C) s. f  f
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.& S4 w7 b( [/ E3 o
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.5 E# q9 m4 a8 z3 X
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.  S4 I  H4 v" J" o9 f

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8 x; O- d, i- U2 @" ^( c0 X/ W& RCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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, i2 d1 x5 j" v: v5 ?  a3 GShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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9 g& f" S' `  U  t, dFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'% n% o2 f4 _9 W0 a9 z
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' j7 t5 j7 Y5 U7 k+ r# `4 nThat's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52   k( x8 g& ]' J( \5 _' u
没有人理我?
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不可能,正在看呢~
9 G) O) V( }! C4 M* q昨天看了“the vow”誓约
鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到
( C; F  C5 b$ o2 y0 s这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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