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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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( d8 Y5 B- ^' o5 jSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
! l7 `# P3 K, O% G& s7 R. LSnape: Who is it? ( a- g* P. o6 K. k, H
Voldemort: You-know-who!
8 J* I* I5 k% a; S: @( @2 MSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 3 L2 a1 I  b' X% f- A
Voldemort: You-know-who!
: A5 v  B4 g5 l5 M5 oSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ; l/ M. Q7 A) L: @/ N
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 7 n' ]# z8 K% L. `
Snape: Sauron??? ( q1 h; i- s+ a! W
Voldemort: The other one... ) u7 w1 Y4 Y& N
Snape: Darth Vader??? + w0 B/ c4 X; K) {8 t
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
2 |$ d5 t6 [- t! V7 F. oSnape: Hermione???? ( j& d: |1 }- p: s# e

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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
* a4 k5 e$ L. p, V( ?3 VSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
  F% G3 X; c2 S5 F) q, X1 }6 GVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 9 l) ?* `, b" \4 |
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
9 ]+ g, M( ]4 U( Y4 x) t3 }Voldemort: Your twin brother!
* C$ o: W) B$ s3 aSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
0 R- E4 `5 S( l. \2 oVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 4 X7 W  T0 K8 h" G. F4 Y7 Z
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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9 m0 ]5 o# I1 K3 G! K7 E, nSeverus: What's that? , Y# }) V% A* q( x
Harry: Your cauldron.
) b/ x4 g! U/ ?# sSeverus: What's a cauldron?
; H/ u  v& @3 |' }# N! [1 CHarry: Dunno. 9 a3 k( k( e9 y: r8 B. ?- e" A
Severus: Looks like something to eat. * n, S% {) \' K3 M
Harry: Yeah.
/ C( @4 V+ c! b9 @/ A2 l- Y6 N  ]4 QSeverus: You first.
6 z$ j" Q* h4 _; J0 xHarry: It's delicious. ) y9 R. ^% d8 x# Q, C
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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