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- ^5 `! I4 H/ z7 {1 P$ u& \- Z+ l! GSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ; V6 d" w' S( q8 Q+ a0 C9 j
Snape: Who is it? # Q9 N0 V4 A A; M5 u
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 m, s) g: o f5 O7 |- o* J' SSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? * M1 f# c5 C* @! H& Z( h) h
Voldemort: You-know-who!
: Q5 l; T$ L6 R; }8 dSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 3 y* a `& k6 _/ u( a2 k" ~6 N
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
4 ]5 g% z$ R; W V, T# `/ z3 ESnape: Sauron??? % d# x( r( x( a
Voldemort: The other one...
t# c: e/ `1 {9 Q& l/ Z4 fSnape: Darth Vader???
4 K$ b( z0 u$ }- s$ g8 ?) oVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
+ [/ \3 E) T. m! q6 a: cSnape: Hermione???? 3 t u4 f [! F" o; s5 b$ ~
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 6 \7 M' ~$ b; H% h
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ! R. i5 j0 |/ `1 F$ p
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 8 ]/ n5 Y6 l* ]- X' ]! J/ r; _
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
7 I! l! i2 L' nVoldemort: Your twin brother! 3 ^7 N7 H, d% R
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
7 J+ |1 d4 B n8 I3 RVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 1 E' y3 Q' u6 E9 J# k4 `3 H t0 `$ Q7 L
Snape: Okay, no problem!3 v% D1 T# z+ ?6 K( s
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Severus: What's that?
- E+ x) y$ G5 E8 w: D+ eHarry: Your cauldron. ( P' p7 k" O7 i2 ?7 x5 B- r3 I
Severus: What's a cauldron?
7 y0 r( t# o5 {, ^9 U5 c/ uHarry: Dunno.
8 O6 ^- C9 z+ G1 TSeverus: Looks like something to eat. l3 }' n. {, ^: @$ I
Harry: Yeah.
, P& g$ ] H7 qSeverus: You first.
c3 A& w, H" w+ D1 X4 ] F0 N8 z$ XHarry: It's delicious.
. e& _+ P0 n! Z0 m! uSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!8 w3 R( W" a4 G3 y0 e" G
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