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* t* e8 F1 \& e; P1 lSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
( a- i7 O4 ~1 B+ |* E$ O# }Snape: Who is it? * ^8 J+ x$ G# R0 o& |& {2 I
Voldemort: You-know-who!
6 g5 B& w% `7 s0 J, @& FSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
& `, C9 p' O0 R$ s9 o9 NVoldemort: You-know-who!
% p8 L j7 x" j2 M c" LSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
% Z( v: t# X# _; W8 E4 tVoldemort: The dark Lord!
! _" u9 @4 M1 HSnape: Sauron??? 5 R* c4 X( |# ?- c
Voldemort: The other one...
8 M- @4 d, u7 j; Q) P7 CSnape: Darth Vader??? " k# |: i6 f: c B
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! . I1 x4 X4 a7 _
Snape: Hermione???? l% z. E4 i0 p
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
( D( ]( e& ?7 G; }& e- {: ?0 qSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
% @9 ]5 j4 @% M4 h' C( B! CVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 2 L. O. C3 T0 ?$ l/ Q
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
! A% j, j& ]7 b* W; {# a @% fVoldemort: Your twin brother! 3 \/ |6 n, x( u( I
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
" E! j1 @! ]3 \Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
0 O5 |. q7 ~- B- j# N2 ZSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? 6 w" ~% Y7 E! Q- i4 b
Harry: Your cauldron.
; ^3 w# n5 m0 @, O! ]* }4 ?$ pSeverus: What's a cauldron? 4 w7 p3 e7 d9 G# \
Harry: Dunno. 4 T) y. D% S2 X2 M( o& [2 D0 Z
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
: n& H+ ~. x6 S. r% c" S& E$ |1 FHarry: Yeah.
) f/ b" D. m/ I7 B: E) F4 s- C+ zSeverus: You first.
& k8 r1 U- R( p) d5 gHarry: It's delicious.
/ g1 V- k! L% `* S- d/ r4 y" D# BSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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