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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 8 u; J+ ]: f' f0 C% X3 j
Snape: Who is it?
# W9 m, ?1 p$ v' DVoldemort: You-know-who! . x6 w3 W. Y8 ^& Q, h5 B
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
9 L" D) e9 W* ~! n+ OVoldemort: You-know-who!
5 u7 W$ p& l7 ?' {1 ISnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
2 C3 K8 F$ V3 ^Voldemort: The dark Lord! . Z! L7 w$ |# T
Snape: Sauron??? , x6 ?# B C- O- }+ }* h; h* e
Voldemort: The other one...
4 [/ v. i6 j( }9 y2 C4 r) GSnape: Darth Vader???
; ~2 g; c5 D3 |7 n0 |* FVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
* H. C& G I7 KSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
; B1 o/ c |. P- l8 \Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! % S/ {8 O; W) q7 L5 P2 ]& F3 n. d7 u
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 1 B3 c7 }' x: k# I1 [; b, x" m0 p
Snape: So Harry is my brother? & m. Y6 j% k. G6 R! K1 {
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
* N$ H y9 x0 Z( @Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ( [$ t8 a4 s+ s2 L Z( X+ i3 \
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! , P9 p) V0 A; X9 h7 D# A3 t
Snape: Okay, no problem!4 p8 n; j- @% A
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+ ~7 g1 U4 S$ L& o* U# ZSeverus: What's that? / E% b2 `2 y. m! ?8 X1 s2 u9 ?3 c
Harry: Your cauldron.
9 z- J( S3 c6 H5 q4 ^2 MSeverus: What's a cauldron?
. }( m ~) U8 O, g8 r- @Harry: Dunno.
! t0 d Q9 j' w& K- LSeverus: Looks like something to eat. / C' r* p, n2 T
Harry: Yeah.
+ _; x" ~0 ^5 }8 E0 i6 X- l3 SSeverus: You first. 4 K" \) h, `. O9 |+ ^
Harry: It's delicious. % [7 e0 R! ]& @3 Y/ y i ]
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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