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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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6 i5 \, u3 y% J3 q2 OSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
7 [% N) v# \  o2 |& l8 xSnape: Who is it?
$ @* S( A. r2 YVoldemort: You-know-who!
2 Q8 x. L7 q2 r. w2 U$ u( ]Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? / [- E% v5 E2 _" Q5 \- K' n
Voldemort: You-know-who!
" p1 [) X) K3 zSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? # q9 V+ e- P' M. E6 q$ W6 H" P
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 2 e& F: V) R, m6 Z0 Q
Snape: Sauron??? # E0 `% Z" u8 A9 P  O) {2 ~
Voldemort: The other one...
: K$ Y+ e3 w+ G, A& M2 e$ i8 \4 \+ v, ?Snape: Darth Vader???
" `1 K  _5 f- o5 p8 T2 ~( BVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
: J- V" k2 t, E; B; @) `# ?Snape: Hermione????
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  e& z" y, s# J6 GVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
0 N6 D3 y5 o; i0 n; mSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! * E, d+ L( b* N' r7 Y" T) F( A0 \3 d: S
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
. p! `* N8 U" n) Q5 j  F# |  N. j# XSnape: So Harry is my brother? " @6 B5 [/ W! s) c9 X+ v5 d
Voldemort: Your twin brother! $ Z6 O6 x* i, a: L, K$ M
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
  O$ B' t- K0 C, k/ NVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
- F3 }( I7 O5 }8 K3 A- {Snape: Okay, no problem!8 n3 _1 y& b' R# a! X6 i
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Severus: What's that? * U2 f" F2 q5 A
Harry: Your cauldron. 5 t: R  j# Q* g
Severus: What's a cauldron? ( ?6 K4 F" u  U0 \
Harry: Dunno.
# {0 N/ E- {; l% m) dSeverus: Looks like something to eat. & S9 W4 k: ], Q6 J: D' W! l
Harry: Yeah.
3 `* R9 E% G4 Z5 R5 Q1 QSeverus: You first.
; V) d/ K" R! y, x9 {5 e$ S( Z  vHarry: It's delicious.
' K3 m5 I0 X6 I3 C: Y" p$ }/ r9 GSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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