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7 M. Y' j9 _3 x) a2 [1 q5 hSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. Q, B4 W( W R) y, T7 {
Snape: Who is it? 6 W/ X) A1 w: z. P i) M
Voldemort: You-know-who!
$ I6 i: L* R/ {0 [) ISnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
/ { @- @: J6 m0 g9 o: B4 |Voldemort: You-know-who!
! F( j8 R$ v: p0 W3 |$ q! ?Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
' R/ x8 p* T1 w& b. h% MVoldemort: The dark Lord! 9 b$ n5 ^+ w U7 }9 j/ g. B% T8 `
Snape: Sauron???
, y$ u$ b$ r( _% i. lVoldemort: The other one...
$ c. k+ i7 |: v6 NSnape: Darth Vader???
$ Q, V# v' R9 hVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
9 ]) L9 |- ^7 a* M( aSnape: Hermione????
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+ u Y6 E w d6 AVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! " d% b; p" ~; ~& r* Z$ c2 N
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 5 A( J4 q) s) o9 B ~$ `
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! / _4 |6 h# d5 m# p1 F+ R
Snape: So Harry is my brother? & V4 n$ t7 b/ F
Voldemort: Your twin brother! j* o4 R# |1 A, M: M$ A
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ( q) F' ^( |5 u# v5 j0 a. t& u9 ^4 j! z
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
6 U6 `) e& ^2 N0 \4 E4 @% ^Snape: Okay, no problem!1 j) X! ?; V) P9 [, u
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- j0 {2 s( l, H" m5 P. xSeverus: What's that?
. ^! Q7 w8 m0 \Harry: Your cauldron.
- r9 X L0 k2 q; G: [1 w" SSeverus: What's a cauldron?
' _$ c' j' R8 QHarry: Dunno. " d' L+ f' _$ t1 W* }' M% T' i( `
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 6 i; F1 M7 T3 w3 G
Harry: Yeah.
, g+ r- G, q4 x+ CSeverus: You first.
1 t# P0 p/ }( L- c( a" k: M- n" CHarry: It's delicious.
- ^9 w# ]+ ?; t1 T/ x& L: XSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!( O P. R7 u4 F- \' Z7 N, s; W
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