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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
  o4 f5 e# q" ]$ ~& r# ASnape: Who is it?
6 u( M2 ?8 q+ ~- c7 }) Z. `6 rVoldemort: You-know-who! ( U3 ^9 G8 _7 @. n, A
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? * u% c4 f7 y  @. Z9 F: N" v  F
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 D) u! k  a. j2 Z8 }# R' r( lSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 9 I& Q+ F7 J5 |! T- `) q5 T# R
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 8 U) I) u, C9 Z. J) s
Snape: Sauron??? . _3 U+ W& z2 `
Voldemort: The other one...
) x* b, a* d9 o: U/ ~/ RSnape: Darth Vader??? . @: \5 u0 Q" u+ ?) k
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 5 ?& v4 `# n' ?. M7 P
Snape: Hermione???? 5 g/ x# o2 _) U8 Y1 c0 G/ @* M

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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
2 G' F% T  b) ?; S5 L' @2 ZSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
; B8 ^) k2 d* l) t3 oVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 5 _* _" R, b5 j/ e
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
! J# t9 c3 F8 W9 K- I; R5 k3 DVoldemort: Your twin brother!
8 J1 |) K1 M# c" E2 l% U8 r* J$ J- SSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
& s' E4 @+ E6 D7 p% zVoldemort: He's the younger twin! & N4 `2 h9 P* }" ~
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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+ \6 h- v( Z; eSeverus: What's that?
( j- n- g' R  @. U  w; R# }& XHarry: Your cauldron.
6 n, j& k# k$ n1 W( D8 ySeverus: What's a cauldron?
( X/ h# X  E# h  GHarry: Dunno. - @, c. a% W5 C' l9 C7 N
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
+ G: U8 o% Z% l# x2 J  IHarry: Yeah. , y5 J' L  h1 e; D
Severus: You first. 6 U! c- {6 j: d8 j. c/ H' b
Harry: It's delicious.
. I7 Q9 l2 G* O3 cSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!* n9 ^& ?2 K0 ?" j% p7 E
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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