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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 5 O: N9 G; W2 r- i
Snape: Who is it? ; U2 N, ]) U+ p+ H2 A5 O
Voldemort: You-know-who!
* T0 P6 g! Q8 M" iSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
! U0 T1 K) ]5 x$ [Voldemort: You-know-who!
, ^: q4 B0 ?" x( u1 h; |6 C/ JSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
* H- F" z$ |& @+ h  L9 b& OVoldemort: The dark Lord! 4 F  q( L3 T, R$ ^6 R1 o. e0 T5 @6 j
Snape: Sauron???
" G/ G$ Y* C4 O9 u9 Y5 TVoldemort: The other one... 6 `" s1 ]/ @  b1 I6 [
Snape: Darth Vader???
# Z: T& F6 @+ B7 n/ h+ eVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!   U* n( W* Y8 X2 C0 S; s
Snape: Hermione???? ; C8 j0 d' g2 ~5 O( ^8 K8 G7 }

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* v3 k* U9 R2 o. B! i9 gVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
1 J. j2 s  c' T+ |Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
% F, W4 S9 c2 G1 P" O" d2 E. sVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ( ?9 K4 H6 w% |. @0 c; J2 J
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 5 w+ H; ]4 d* m( I! e$ w2 o( Y' D
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 9 C) O& H. b+ t. m) m4 |! c
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! . \2 I3 [: C. ~
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 4 z3 i" l2 T; a6 W. y) m
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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  L+ ~+ z( X  F' A' fSeverus: What's that?
2 a& N6 O! L7 Z- mHarry: Your cauldron.
# ^  o- j6 b, b6 s8 q# r* ZSeverus: What's a cauldron? 9 z. K+ T6 `  E9 ~  P
Harry: Dunno.
% T' T4 a) g$ q# v3 B: SSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
7 h: G) o, J0 T3 K1 gHarry: Yeah. # @- n9 G/ q& E. X/ `
Severus: You first. 6 Z$ ~; W* \# n" ~8 e
Harry: It's delicious.
$ p, Y! K- m5 k' M7 {8 ~. QSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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