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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1 e. L* D, T& N7 A8 c4 u7 a) D, mSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
) Q9 z4 K# X* ~9 zSnape: Who is it? 0 v, f' ?1 |" j8 ]
Voldemort: You-know-who! : B. v* K8 t- A+ K% r+ c6 }
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
! u4 F; A' h: W# rVoldemort: You-know-who!
* }  Q8 i4 u7 y( G, Q; gSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
# g. a0 l5 e9 N6 A) D" yVoldemort: The dark Lord! - s0 P+ M+ q2 N4 s
Snape: Sauron??? & ^0 U* ~+ Y0 Z0 }7 l
Voldemort: The other one... ( t  A7 h% n9 S8 q5 w$ r* \
Snape: Darth Vader??? ; o% I1 T. r1 v
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
9 {" T! v0 Z' L* x7 Y" JSnape: Hermione???? / U) F" S  P3 ~9 e$ {2 }4 h
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! / A% u7 g) ^' q  Z: M- V: ]: u
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
( Z$ p# K4 O- @6 r6 HVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
. b2 L! m" Q1 ?3 H8 f, tSnape: So Harry is my brother? ) d5 T) I% E. i8 O5 d/ S
Voldemort: Your twin brother! * T1 W5 J& ^/ L
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! + _& L: C& c/ S( ?
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
2 R: `6 A1 t8 \2 A: nSnape: Okay, no problem!6 H& N: H7 T" F# B! Y6 S6 J

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Severus: What's that? ' k3 d  ?3 D0 B( b: Z- k# h
Harry: Your cauldron. 9 ]; B2 o7 }/ x1 b
Severus: What's a cauldron?
- o) V2 M0 _* y; U2 e1 BHarry: Dunno. + J  g8 i' G: ^3 W% P6 Q
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
+ g( M9 i+ C+ [, q' h& }3 U6 wHarry: Yeah.
' U9 U5 v* \: n) T9 q% g' I# w! mSeverus: You first. * p. v# U3 T; t3 m. H4 k' q
Harry: It's delicious. 4 ~& S' |  Y# D" e
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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