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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
# }/ [4 n- p' _7 GSnape: Who is it? 1 k. s' z# v4 d! N, E$ O4 [- [4 h
Voldemort: You-know-who!
# S$ E% k8 I; v9 |3 A5 L' R9 MSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? $ m: R2 e" k$ X0 o0 \
Voldemort: You-know-who!
# I+ |# q1 I. \4 d' p$ dSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 5 T; g! _: |- I9 J) z6 L  |& R
Voldemort: The dark Lord! ' k' J4 Y3 o5 \: r' _
Snape: Sauron???
& W' F( A6 b1 x% IVoldemort: The other one... " f' s4 @% r  ~9 z8 c9 S. \( y
Snape: Darth Vader??? ; f% |% d4 Z  J- `2 @7 l
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 8 s) q: \3 [( z- X  B
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
- `% Z+ ]3 u) T2 ~- USnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
! w) o6 k  b; kVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
" d( Z' |4 W, a& gSnape: So Harry is my brother?
9 j* _! s, L! P- ?Voldemort: Your twin brother! * @: t7 A% F# k3 l8 s
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
% \& z$ ?% v9 f1 KVoldemort: He's the younger twin! $ k- B# j# l! u, o
Snape: Okay, no problem!9 d9 f4 H" W0 r4 Z' p; C
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Severus: What's that? 5 h( [( k$ j2 r' x
Harry: Your cauldron.
2 Y" M, v- V8 V  L0 K' c' ySeverus: What's a cauldron?
9 x0 A! ]  }( K9 b8 o6 }$ [Harry: Dunno.
- Z2 e8 S# g8 W7 g) @9 ?+ iSeverus: Looks like something to eat. ' Z: j( h/ g1 k" o3 X
Harry: Yeah. # m! Y' z# ^1 v% ?7 Z0 a; M
Severus: You first. 6 `3 y+ A: G* x
Harry: It's delicious.   h7 Q1 I4 H+ p, P8 x2 I" {
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
发表于 2013-2-12 15:55 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(169) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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