恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

鸟语花香

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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
Snape: Who is it?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
- O: [* C6 p2 p, ]- ^* h' K: CSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
Snape: Sauron???
6 ]% M- `0 g- M0 B  u* }- NVoldemort: The other one...
2 }0 f& n1 ?5 ~' D- LSnape: Darth Vader???
; A; h; k/ T$ G' t+ ^0 V2 m6 hVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
7 d7 Q  }1 B# r9 z! J7 NSnape: Hermione????
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( `2 z) _3 l7 w* Z8 D, ?Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
, `8 T, j. x7 S! g4 `  n9 Y5 vSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
9 L5 m5 f  I, SSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
" u- X" i" L8 A9 tVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
3 a/ ^6 w% H- }. _) {: s# pSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
Harry: Your cauldron.
& ?, W8 d7 L& X# P# ^1 a# j5 wSeverus: What's a cauldron?
Harry: Dunno.
, m& k  k: @( @- OSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
Harry: Yeah.
2 G9 W  `" o% O/ H6 ^( p7 ?: ~  \Severus: You first.
3 j; `, K& F* W. g" C) JHarry: It's delicious.
1 z! {2 L  {$ s2 E5 _Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。