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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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* X5 j8 x9 Q# u5 ~7 p3 J: BSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
! m2 p6 A) w- N) F' {% Z; hSnape: Who is it? 8 K8 ], y5 @/ E5 D+ [6 b
Voldemort: You-know-who! ! r) N& o* R0 p( A1 r$ m3 q/ L: m
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
* Z0 d7 o5 S! m0 w" tVoldemort: You-know-who! ) z8 U) @9 h# a0 N. d
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 5 y# ~" R6 }% |5 w0 x
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
" W) Z& A* t# P4 D% {# rSnape: Sauron???
7 n, D- }/ h% @, b. r: j: g# P* PVoldemort: The other one...
# o9 R& ?' [: |* VSnape: Darth Vader???
; P& P9 [8 I8 q( r/ [Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 6 ^# G: C, r; f6 q. H- `
Snape: Hermione????
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# f8 C0 f" d  ?0 P  YVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 3 i* w6 n( y6 U: b- I( z$ J( D
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ' ?( g' r) H& g, b/ `# N
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
3 I; x. t7 x5 s1 V" |6 n# zSnape: So Harry is my brother?
( q7 J$ O$ f: ]: G# B) P: {Voldemort: Your twin brother!
7 T# W6 w9 l5 r+ d1 g( ^/ i, \* KSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
6 U; {9 b& s3 QVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
( _3 O, ]1 b9 v* mSnape: Okay, no problem!8 D4 g% x( S7 M3 k. c4 u

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Severus: What's that?
2 ~7 \7 K2 |' g/ ]( x, wHarry: Your cauldron. 7 d$ G9 n2 L/ H; v, Q5 k" c. b/ N
Severus: What's a cauldron?
! N5 j1 M8 n0 I  E& J4 qHarry: Dunno.
$ I: W& O( ~4 RSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
1 l+ y- B1 ^4 z, b" F& |. zHarry: Yeah.   f1 q1 T. Y# F+ l. E' p2 ]
Severus: You first.
1 _1 v- [! g" D, @7 {& xHarry: It's delicious.
4 @1 S. m3 E, n7 s+ q. `4 P/ b* pSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!) [$ U8 e, n* z2 e) T
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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