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6 }" i _9 V$ w) P- f8 p8 rSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. , A0 q; _ T3 b4 G. Y1 p6 e' b
Snape: Who is it? . L1 U- S) V3 M
Voldemort: You-know-who! 4 a2 m8 v& @$ j# u" r& C& m
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
4 a% p8 s+ \# @% P- A% l2 mVoldemort: You-know-who!
- Y+ G8 L- m$ H& W4 m9 P% FSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 8 S1 D3 F# B+ E. ^- _8 U8 ?2 ~
Voldemort: The dark Lord! , F* {" H8 [. u6 `
Snape: Sauron???
7 |; l4 B$ g. V0 }$ ^% I! hVoldemort: The other one... ! u$ f }2 [" P) `; ^4 |( v
Snape: Darth Vader??? 2 ]; N5 n6 G/ m. ?
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 8 G- Q/ G$ M( o9 l6 }
Snape: Hermione????
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6 E# M3 p, c, t- C7 }' H- NVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! + b" G- P; Y1 f* b7 g
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
! m4 |" a. W0 |. I9 n+ i, W$ QVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
, n% g; C$ l' oSnape: So Harry is my brother? 5 i# ~3 a' x, I t6 t
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 4 W8 ^( H( G! C8 B _
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 6 o# b+ L+ { q: x% n
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ' [! o0 | g8 n# t
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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8 P- G) ` T; y! D) {. qSeverus: What's that?
6 r `& t$ q( h' `Harry: Your cauldron.
+ h( v, V, _6 Y4 jSeverus: What's a cauldron? 6 t+ C6 `0 X3 G1 W f* U' m- J; d- d
Harry: Dunno.
/ }+ z: C5 O: b5 _$ d1 }: K2 ^7 J) KSeverus: Looks like something to eat. & [# @2 f) Z. E: x# ?6 n! U, Z
Harry: Yeah.
, V7 F. L/ Z! {- e$ |1 hSeverus: You first.
0 A+ l9 b& {, x& w% gHarry: It's delicious.
; c8 p* `2 f* v; Q' s8 @Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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