老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
, y  ^6 W$ o( E$ u* M性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
2 g1 c$ ]5 j0 B9 o# a习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
6 R1 a0 H2 [: T/ G教之道： The way of learning it
7 @0 D0 l8 m! k2 r3 c2 G' M1 f4 y% j贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
" _6 L6 T* d" Q昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
& [# [7 V' t, i1 X" ^3 i* D断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: p1 Q. D& ~! ]1 b有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ H& n6 u. A  d  W教五子 All his five son took it
: q' \0 W0 c- S" ^: \4 @名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
( i. s5 z8 W! ~7 y, i; u! O父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
$ D" ~3 r4 J' Z% n) L! u/ o& y子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
( a& g/ ~6 u% n3 l& ?老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
2 `! ^, ]; ?- B& Q, u) \6 M玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
& O" t/ x, a- Y+ u人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
4 V: A& A: m" G: h* u1 Z! E* Q* K性本善： Sex is good.
# N' @% P7 G( g& L: U& }性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
" u2 v: y& ^( e* \) o9 g. o习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

! c/ T3 W; J7 j, W$ W" o服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

2 Y6 L. P) Q: ~6 r9 {, [$ K别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表


: q. B. ]4 ^0 `1 P/ H4 b别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！

/ Z* G" U# |4 u

扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless