酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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: q' H, f; S' W8 [. [4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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! b/ M) h9 f" ~: l6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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6 |& c( ~' M0 `3 s" j% Q: e( `9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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) M% q3 t4 b2 S  k) I. J( s10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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- e7 ^1 d$ _8 @2 Z2 W6 `- \! r11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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5 p# L. b. x1 `8 C3 a6 k12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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1 x/ f' Z$ L4 s, g9 ~& Q1 W18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.