酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


' T" x2 c% v+ s+ y1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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+ b- M7 |( m5 i1 K7 P$ k9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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2 G2 U/ g, j& X. q' e3 }& Z9 I9 D11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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2 O6 g7 g: _: t; l8 I3 M+ z; j13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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( z* ?6 d8 B5 j# _14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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$ }+ T/ p( [3 I- Q, |15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


( E9 c5 Y4 V: n17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


1 Q' j* }  ]6 B% Q4 Q19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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) {4 V0 M: r1 F4 G; L0 g20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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2 b. K- k! R6 n/ C! t3 M: w21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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2 X( u6 ^0 B& @, K- ^23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.