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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.. G' s6 k! {$ k! ^+ [
E0 W5 x; l3 {/ N6 [: Y2. Always toast before doing a shot. [. z1 A) H/ Y, @9 l
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) u, o! C1 _2 E3 u3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.; l! w: Y7 C+ Z" l" t. } b% L
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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- s+ y; A* B! S, \6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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( r3 g! Y' \8 x" x4 S6 I" c7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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* Q6 @- Q8 ] _$ B4 C8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 7 a! A6 ?% W( I8 g2 j. z. X
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- W( L9 x" W: W6 i' }9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.) o9 l+ ~* o K9 t! n2 M
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.3 O3 H% Z( R6 t0 Q9 J. O+ Y
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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- q3 t( A+ t9 ~ t3 E13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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( `& p1 `( d) g9 _4 P2 f7 R14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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# x$ M' O: V3 ]4 J$ d15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.* Z4 [0 H9 k9 h/ _: W: v$ }
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.( K& f# ^( R* }) Q
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2 A3 ^9 L8 Q, s8 D18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.- p: B g2 R: Y8 s" v* H
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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8 L% ]- \" ]5 v3 `! m! V9 W20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks., Q5 z' K% t; z; C% @: u' ?7 _2 B/ |
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8 W: L) l; J, X5 m l8 }! ]21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.4 ], P$ H* z* s. N/ ^; u C
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, v4 Q$ I. D @1 C0 Q2 O2 ~2 R- U22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.- }7 k0 `% `. b/ R! L2 ^
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& w: V5 b; s# R: o! @: Y" u2 N23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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6 f% d( U$ t8 p9 H# D$ u24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence./ i) Z2 j0 }( X- O+ {3 K% n
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3 M( e5 [- Q( C5 H2 y8 I6 b+ m25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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