酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

. z" g# h, }( G; S+ M2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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7 @$ Z1 T$ q2 I2 y# p: h4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


) \, K( `  }) ~. e6 i5 k/ C8 D6 I8 l6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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6 g- R/ x! x* h0 W0 [5 d9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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0 L- x- Z& Z8 K0 f9 S; Q- N3 ?11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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+ _6 u; k: k$ ?& S/ y* R6 J16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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9 v+ V/ J- `4 V17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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7 a/ W9 f) q. r4 V- y3 M25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.