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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. 0 q+ y1 V Y: T+ u
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4 T2 j( @7 a( k: G; V1 J3 X3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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1 `, m. j. A: \) Y) r3 w4. Change your toast at least once a month.+ r' y# |) U% U4 @
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.- U4 A8 `: Q4 X" u
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.6 K6 z0 a6 _ m, i- j5 h& i ]' |
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.6 x1 Z( i3 M. F- D' w
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, d5 ]6 _# L, H$ A6 v5 y8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.2 y H( }8 Q- Z
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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' W2 J- t$ V6 E8 T11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.1 r2 j' p7 W0 d/ s+ Q
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- g* B" ]: h8 A2 \. Y13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.' ?+ [9 H9 u- _4 L: Z
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6 O" S" i' D+ C1 x- [+ F14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.- ]. Y* i9 c, P0 _
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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E8 I% R* u( b# b18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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% m3 |2 j/ ` [20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.& X+ e0 s& O9 G9 a, k9 C g Y
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.6 V4 `/ H# d" z9 `' |
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.+ y5 W, \/ f) ^* k3 b+ P! K
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' X1 F" u1 X' d! {, d% D24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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