酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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# ?# |9 ^$ Q3 m+ r5 N! o1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


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/ v  b- |3 o' W5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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3 m9 d. a# b6 Y  m% q6 m# [0 T7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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  V+ r5 S. b0 Q( i. m9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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2 t0 l% b2 ^/ s3 o5 i7 v( ^( y* x10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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. ^, I6 C: K" S13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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# Z. u1 E6 ~1 P" o, f) h8 }14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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$ |+ ^% X9 W; T$ L  ~17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


8 o9 j- j& h) f5 S% d19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


* R; l% q: k' v7 F, _. ~+ W20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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6 s! e! a. z( w' F2 ^3 Z, s. ]21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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! ]" }6 b5 u6 F8 Y: U22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.