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酒吧规矩!!!

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  [# ~% F- ~5 `1 {8 E: p2 Y  O1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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. f1 _: X5 v- z% A& x4 m2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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* V9 h. P2 W4 ]& ?" t. A3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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& ~4 i! _" {8 S8 }# [4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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" ?7 Y  n6 `( ~: S$ A6 ~3 \8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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8 j1 ^  w+ w8 ~: B/ K# \11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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# l7 |2 K8 Q( K13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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$ u0 \) i+ r- f; l% Y14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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) I" @* _0 `$ V15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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8 C. a) I: [6 a3 a" \( q4 \8 m: }18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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# D& J, l5 |+ H2 r0 d22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.