酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


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4 q- k, G" q' E$ U4 V( T2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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7 t. |9 K3 h2 ?) I* P  |4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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" [8 M8 Y9 C% ?) h/ c( r( X5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


, p! }7 N0 A+ E4 ]+ H+ {. Y6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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# O1 K  i4 E, c& V0 c* w7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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! U' _, V( L6 i# J8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


0 ^  [( q  h! e9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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9 E- G1 [, F- @6 o6 t+ V# X11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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3 I# L" k. t9 h6 k3 Z/ k12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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2 j. m4 w7 ~' j4 J19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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" x! K. I6 l& z20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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+ f1 \+ j, P0 a) W5 w' b21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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' x! ]+ ]. H) O& {. _2 s  q23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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; W( l& y! n; |9 Q6 M( e5 r24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.