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酒吧规矩!!!. K9 C) }, N. I4 t" \
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.( x0 z. \. H' h
. z" g# h, }( G; S+ M2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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7 @$ Z1 T$ q2 I2 y# p: h4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.5 x- Q+ g: u" j+ Q* B1 B; X
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) \, K( ` }) ~. e6 i5 k/ C8 D6 I8 l6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.2 a. h1 M1 [2 o7 B7 j+ Y8 V5 e0 X: |
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 1 Q. K1 [* W: N" M r9 j+ G' t2 @# Q
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6 g- R/ x! x* h0 W0 [5 d9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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0 L- x- Z& Z8 K0 f9 S; Q- N3 ?11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.: f6 I3 ~' _- h, R& U& ]
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.0 V' ?. }* e) d- V3 [* T
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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+ _6 u; k: k$ ?& S/ y* R6 J16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.) q. M" r! [* c2 U: Z7 f
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9 v+ V/ J- `4 V17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house. D2 O# H' h8 x6 B) p; X: t7 a
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.4 y6 c3 T( ]0 W9 J4 Y8 R2 Y: I
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.$ Z1 M5 z- ^! ^& ~5 d9 W
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands., X5 @+ W0 z) J* i
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.7 J7 n4 ]" G7 e: m4 T' U- y X
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.- d" M% C9 V/ ^
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7 a/ W9 f) q. r4 V- y3 M25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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