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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
" w8 L5 v" q  b; |, T* B性本善:Sex is good. ; [$ w( x1 P9 Y& V7 s& T! i
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.   b% @6 V# b- d
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! ?0 P" D! ?* D  s: B( z1 a2 l/ I6 j
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 |* V3 J! C1 Q& X性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 8 s  C' o- y1 ]
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5 `6 R/ o$ B/ P教之道:The way of learning it
9 A, K) u2 ~8 ~% e4 I贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % ^0 n, F0 i8 a( T

+ ]/ P9 H% g' ~% t7 t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 8 _% k2 _, K, s9 I* ~
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. & C# H2 n  ]! e/ r- v
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ e5 P, m' f( B- x( b断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ u# o* A" ^, J0 H6 h6 Z6 u窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + i$ r( z" `7 D$ O$ T& [
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ) n" }* G- ]; s. r% I' H  H+ G- m
教五子 All his five son took it 3 U: K. s6 X, ]# d$ U$ E
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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/ s% V0 s! _( I7 p! T养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' T8 D; ?, s0 u) d) ]! p: r/ ^2 Y
父之过 It is all your fault.
7 o" {% u) ^: j7 x% s. p8 p教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* l5 ~" u. j3 [" ]7 |- X& ]7 S% S- \师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
; V$ Z5 S4 {: @非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' l) l! q( F9 e0 m  m6 {- \' E2 Q幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 Y& o2 Y* j- v" C1 t9 q4 W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 8 j& ~1 e# Q+ t# A. i" c

. T- y, W( v2 G9 o  H& i玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& t- F! {# [! z* u; e  I不成器 It won't become hard and strong. % G2 b" x" R+ A- ^( P9 y
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 3 f& u9 V" ]% f: a+ B
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!5 C2 M4 Q% W7 E5 Q4 e
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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