爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
' k9 ?. v: o* F& i( R7 u习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
! B- a5 t& w- s& `; n, u性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
& ]. z4 b5 `0 `! t: {. d( Z; a断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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* ~: o4 x8 C8 w; q2 A6 }窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* \* j# L/ g9 t: ~养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# e+ |, \' Q3 X( ?& C3 e  {师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

0 C; X( w1 K5 \+ ^+ L  E子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ t4 f6 p. H0 i& I1 _3 ?! Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( m& b: f* Q& K/ u3 `9 G$ B- k不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! i* Z6 r/ C) u6 O不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!