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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. . _* R/ @7 _0 c0 V$ Z
性本善:Sex is good.
" `* W% K8 F) x/ _$ [5 u性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 J/ `9 r9 D" S! f5 @, Y习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 ?# L# x" G/ Z5 u/ S4 T  m
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. : s5 v- ?" y( @( s
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 7 Y& f1 M) o3 ?! S! y# l9 M, ^

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: @, I- d/ l7 k  ?$ R8 M教之道:The way of learning it & d; Q* y' |4 w* `5 c: H. x* N( t
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. , Q) P) J5 r' F

1 F% X( c* k1 F昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# [5 L# j5 Y" X) [8 G9 v5 f  `择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 0 G; b+ c1 M3 i* p, v9 o3 K! X
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ; g, U2 D% T3 A+ O2 J4 s; X! G
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. , m; s7 K5 g6 V  Y1 M, b

! l4 g% n5 Y6 Z' P# Y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 3 j9 Y' @1 U& t% h3 D2 m6 Z, h+ x
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine " R! b+ {( W1 O3 p5 s
教五子 All his five son took it
, I: W6 I3 V$ `3 ]8 D9 I名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! N% i. A3 C2 l, G9 h养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 8 r* j; B9 `9 G5 S6 r
父之过 It is all your fault.
$ j- ~$ }2 T; T# z$ T6 q教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, . O: }1 H  l- O% \, x- K( c
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this : U7 ?! f" Z: Q! G7 `1 p3 t! u
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 3 F* g6 w! \; {1 B/ o0 g  _- ?: C5 h
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, / C/ Z# a2 g# C6 @
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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* F7 u6 s( Y' T$ y0 g  a; r; ]玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 O9 |4 |( g9 t. Z7 A, ^* e9 T
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) b1 y$ e5 h4 ^1 k2 @9 r人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 ]0 S' S' w$ m2 P7 ^9 q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
  d; Z: o+ B) Y$ w1 {Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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