爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
& @# v( w' }6 z2 x+ T4 b性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

1 L7 _- O4 F" t9 ~* J. f子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 u% M$ W% J% n; l1 M有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 {& w. `7 t$ Z! E. F# X教五子 All his five son took it
( u% a- p5 c3 W% O% h名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) r( X# k! s" H1 L5 A+ U: r$ W养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
) G, }2 k; L' W7 t+ g教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 ]( M# H5 {+ y5 |; L师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

+ Y1 q; ~% R$ D. @8 u0 ^6 b, s& ?! P子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. t2 }7 a8 W1 i- i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' C( S5 B* L7 Y' d' l不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( V! e! O5 p6 Z3 j$ L) H  W人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& _! s7 j, [$ r& M4 s不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!