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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
. v, G7 C9 j6 t性本善:Sex is good. ) @+ d7 t$ g. E$ u
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 8 J" s2 n4 d) W
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; R( }8 w, w' n+ L1 X+ g: M, b
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. / l' H# `, S* G2 V9 M' R
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. , Y+ W! A3 h5 K* k
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教之道:The way of learning it 1 _3 f+ I9 S* k& w7 ^1 ^' B
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 ~* G, B- p* j" M3 {

+ |2 O) w- _$ b+ G! G昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 3 \% Q6 M9 K+ z  e
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # X; a2 g9 q% \7 h, R
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
& B! e. M. M$ Y& |5 S( a% F断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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4 o( j, ?4 R- W% d! ^- e窦燕山 Dou, the Famous & u. P7 N+ c9 W5 w  ^8 `1 c9 ?
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
5 F6 E$ U7 _6 k2 h- W$ g9 V教五子 All his five son took it
2 D7 G6 V& B% k3 j/ \/ v& O) {* U名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ! ]& q: Y5 q+ i. u
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, + J$ H8 r# M/ O/ w3 p
父之过 It is all your fault. 1 ]; H' P) h1 n1 J# t1 u
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + z/ f8 R3 t+ p% n
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 G; a$ z2 k+ S9 K- c

  S  Y! P; L4 K2 M! R- W" C子不学 You may refuse to study this
- Z. N. r4 V' R- K* N非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 F4 ?% }5 k% n, k6 U  ?
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 O! I* j0 F) g& h老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 2 k+ \5 R" p; M% L" Z$ S- o# _
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, # b' f; y2 ?# L) J6 p! ~: F
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, H/ I5 l5 V5 s$ ?" r0 o, P: v( A人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 n- ?: {  \/ E, [  l不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!) @" r$ o3 m: v8 z* E5 \& u; v! h
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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