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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!3 Q: p# F. F1 u' _1 G( y+ S' w( N
5 b8 F9 a& h( o6 O5 ^- P A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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! F) d: s/ ]" U/ f. p I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!7 N$ W" U E$ V5 ]
8 w# f7 k# n3 o g* |7 o7 W+ Z2 p A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.1 U- @% N; h% D
, j6 f( G [3 e So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.! w" D0 y" _6 V: T: i! Z
% N8 M- i- K6 v# Q8 ? "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."( \" r% d) v2 [, m( Q1 `+ s
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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# Q6 m- }5 E( e What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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K+ V9 ~6 K' \ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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3 O* P1 w2 ?0 Y g' t! R& P T What? Cemetery? What a place is that?8 T# b B) y- l- `4 [; h
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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3 q r2 A, s; f( C( x0 v What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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# n6 V. T+ L$ u4 ^% p On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."7 n* \. }* r" b ~, E: n) A
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book.": J$ v% ?6 E+ E- |5 L; T
7 {5 N5 C0 n9 r7 Q6 a# V "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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