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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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& \2 ?! z8 `6 K( s0 c A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!5 n0 T9 f" G. x, ]
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 9 T) d. z/ L& o i$ K
& Q7 H& e1 C9 E- |6 C& R Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"4 U; I) u9 W( S ^1 n
* l* U3 V9 ~# Y5 v7 s Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."2 a" J2 i3 J0 O# i8 ]2 {2 V
" D+ k. d( X% A9 X' k "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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# H) Y5 w+ O- ~: h What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?3 Q! _4 U8 h+ R1 L0 |7 b
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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/ O2 A( r$ f& L9 s What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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9 |' U# V ]& g "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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# O) y; ?- O0 l( j* [ What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?. E, o' P+ y2 U) Y' g4 ^; P
/ T, a6 p }9 i1 M On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.". o: i+ m" Q! i/ K" g' I. q) x3 d
8 O5 o* B. x4 k& P+ q4 r6 s% k3 r- b, ] Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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