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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!2 r: X0 d+ v9 ]" l! ~& Y6 b) a, K
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!- M/ p) v6 c# \2 p
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!, ~- \6 Y' k# s7 j
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.: s+ \* {! t* L5 }
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 0 S _% m1 y: q1 X8 B
; ]- m! g. b; Y% X u$ L0 a Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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2 ~7 q: q0 Z* d" ~7 B9 x# n6 i& ?" e5 V Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.2 Z1 ?- K- k2 r& V( G) X9 M
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."& l; w k' {2 j/ ~1 p$ W
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.. R% P$ z3 ] d5 U& J; o
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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/ R* b; J+ Y( [! J5 K4 I! Y. y1 w "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?". j/ O8 z8 Y- S8 V9 B: U) T9 B
7 M. q% Q) ?$ F r4 G) }9 ^ What? Cemetery? What a place is that?3 Z+ Z% A1 I3 Z8 U" D# L. M
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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9 V' b ~7 O+ Z What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?7 m2 e" d Q9 Y
( ?# I. U2 H' O [: E- H; A3 g On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."+ Q1 {7 U# j% S' R, J R) w |
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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! H/ o, S8 I2 h( ]3 U "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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