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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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: M5 S" n* f1 K$ { T, d I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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+ k7 U# E, q, G! V) c7 t7 j2 P A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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* W1 I) T y) e/ y B# e So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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( V4 s9 j7 K+ {7 \0 q Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.: [. t, r# C* ]8 t3 J+ x' C8 z
% m& [7 Q% F7 a5 ?. L( m4 n Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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K- d; z9 |; S q" e "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."! L% b8 J& l: _$ n% U* d; R& w* S
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.% G5 x! h7 G' {
/ d" l) l9 Q- Z% l7 G2 b" g0 v What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?, q# b' V- q R5 Z' d
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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9 d, h I/ d0 z1 q5 J What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?+ E, h U* E5 H2 S1 o8 M5 b9 h+ f
# s$ L5 {; o* b On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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$ d- F" ?: \1 ]( n Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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" {8 K. h( L% C "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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