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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!$ k) T" h9 h& n- O7 \: v
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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5 ^: D7 I8 Q) |8 m* @ I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.. c6 Q0 R# \; y- e8 C% e
& T; M0 P' f9 x5 v2 M% Z3 g4 l So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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* Z) E2 ^5 K8 _: v" u0 w Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"3 P$ y1 c1 _" w
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.! B3 o1 ] G+ G5 H
2 D1 ^' l1 J9 M; S" E Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.". ]/ P7 w% m1 T* a7 @; y
0 ]- z' z: F5 [: c/ R5 k "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?3 M( R9 D J- J' r b3 m, p' G
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"5 Q# _; V. C: f: z% _! Z) {/ ]" |
- `, Q/ P- L4 ?% ~" ^ What? Cemetery? What a place is that?1 B! k1 |. \, p& U! w' x6 Z
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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' p- X; H: a7 B" T k5 B, W1 ] What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?: D) M4 l9 a7 I
: k8 V4 ^, b: k& p On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."4 P! @) }0 ?0 D- o; Z% b4 y% s
! a; k& V: h" i) _6 s Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."' E4 F& O& u; L D9 T T
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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