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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!2 p- M- I! v' C: I* I
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!. G0 m0 v3 J J$ N
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.7 s. q% g! Y( M2 u' ~" O
+ Q" ?3 r3 q# V# ~$ V+ h So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 3 W' [3 d3 G! Z* E
5 d/ z) S! n* P+ o. { Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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, v \( {3 u. U' ]3 x4 J4 _ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."! X' u D6 c/ h/ |
0 r6 L- o1 L5 l "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.& D# W) z2 @9 G: n; @. }
% H4 @6 P2 t: B1 M What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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4 T, t6 q/ M4 Q, \ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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* |+ U- q a% w) s/ S: b What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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+ {% ~3 ?2 o" [9 T4 j On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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. \- B, b0 S) y( b* z7 c. d Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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4 q1 i, F0 h1 P2 j+ K& C5 ] "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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