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! i) ~* w9 c5 \4 ?9 { I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!! C0 l8 r+ }3 u7 q r; D8 D+ a
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.( {& d! z6 q- k
2 L% B' _+ F; `' r So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 5 K4 o2 ?, ?: s& I: t
) s6 N2 X- Q8 Z" T Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.$ e% D; A1 Z$ g/ k: @2 @
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.3 {& U7 z% g6 l! w( r+ j" Y5 K* Y7 n
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.": k7 J2 @$ w# v4 s/ u
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.4 \+ y! u* s8 k5 X
7 {" V% e7 v- P What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?3 L/ g+ W- w: C
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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* Z1 S+ w4 f! U X7 V- Q* t What? Cemetery? What a place is that?, z" p( ^# V+ r, n
2 m' M7 M# b; _3 Q# H$ E "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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" e7 w& v0 \; v: ^ Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."5 c7 D2 B- f7 K8 A3 P
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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