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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
: U- r$ E: U4 g3 T, S孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?2 l, ^2 w' w0 G- W! z
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone % y1 J' K8 |" T& @' h. Q$ l. Y0 W
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
9 N3 ]7 H) b$ [9 V* OConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
2 ?, Z% Y6 ?; Q' G; ~' k5 mConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
; H+ a: w: U4 f5 }' q4 T1 [& bConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left , u# p/ u+ t6 _; |2 \
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 5 h7 d: M' [5 `7 W
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ' o0 N: g7 \/ V
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 0 `* r c& D4 Z9 i3 b
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
3 _ A3 h+ e) l5 V9 Y/ F' `Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ) ?4 ?/ l1 v$ G, M. ?
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 3 I7 I1 d% ]+ m M8 |" e
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
2 i' B2 t% j4 R. W) zConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long : W( T# L4 y) _) t8 c) v4 W" D
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
* q% ?# c4 \+ K; W9 k: \! R$ NConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
& P+ O5 ^1 |% l& v& S- fConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
/ r9 j' K5 A5 {7 KConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ' A x% D+ g- S M% B
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
- E* \" R+ i( O3 u- m C" r6 vConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist / t# e' }$ n: b4 n
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
- |" @) z5 A0 r- t i) ?5 _# [6 z7 qConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
4 S3 P) h2 k' R8 t5 `4 F% _Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 5 c2 }, e$ ]) W. n( a$ c6 y
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
5 Z" \( Y' d5 X$ ]# y3 s$ eConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy Y( E3 b& C0 N* r
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
8 J! ~: `: t! r* qConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
' {& H7 |8 l& B9 ~$ Z( m) [# [4 iConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
2 t9 I! V& ?' L- sConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ' \7 K, {3 L; {! ~7 b0 \, s% G
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
9 a9 F3 e( c0 q j* n' `* U9 WConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
2 C$ f, O6 i$ uConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 0 s$ x6 H, x' H6 @3 M6 j
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
9 m; V" b6 v K5 |3 }7 |6 m7 _Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts . E4 J+ L8 u5 f! k
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ' g/ Z$ y v6 y* Z1 n
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ' `6 g' s t/ S
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
- C+ {& ~- Q/ qConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot . c/ T/ O6 K* Z+ q: v$ l) n2 d' p
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 9 j! Z; [( a+ ] x
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ; I4 N$ M+ q3 G& p
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion ! I+ v+ H5 W; X' G# V& R: o
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
$ i( [0 ]# m# J RConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
& \; H3 U! V# A+ {4 MConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
8 J% }6 ? i! z W; z8 z9 Y' }Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ! ?. |! A2 i( Q4 R6 V, F& p
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 9 @( @) u9 ]% a8 q7 s8 E
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
% q5 }5 H: Z5 C8 y" [4 d1 `) o6 jConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth , M7 x, n8 R1 `! j5 G, Q4 A
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 5 I8 W0 o/ i6 A) a. ?
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
& o( ~9 ~3 ?8 A' hConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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