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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。1 a3 W4 \: c$ h, B
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
- r6 E0 x* j G, X" ?. e. LConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone & c& j4 t h$ j2 W( R
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ; g& S* C+ n: d. S) n3 R+ \+ J# C
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
3 n( Z" t1 @' p, L8 ]Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
9 i7 l" p# L% |5 S8 H% qConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
0 }& j9 I6 O* g; u! M/ BConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
! R% a6 G) w# H) K+ IConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night , v) r( A( Q, s2 p9 P9 w+ M1 f+ M
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
& @- E( l2 E2 u6 H4 Z4 X" DConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
' s1 k4 y( B$ z* m8 J1 O6 L( FConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ' \8 R/ J3 q0 ~" o1 F! t5 H* n
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 3 P8 f+ {5 M7 v( X7 y. \
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
& w$ Z8 s* W; ~0 ~Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
! X, z% s7 J9 G, F9 xConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week $ Y7 l) Z- s4 N h; l4 R
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
6 F/ s) j }& q# ZConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
8 |- q8 l0 y) v/ Q$ R* \" fConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired # X* U5 ^) I4 x2 f' K9 v+ g
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
% t/ Z* [5 z3 F7 ]! m% Y4 SConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
2 G" X7 B9 d/ m* `- YConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
8 o: w. Y8 z+ C! U/ ]9 U2 TConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
- v8 l* B9 J/ A* mConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck & n p; X3 w/ f8 {" f! t! n- z( w
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
0 a, N/ ]+ y1 B3 g0 C& }9 R( uConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
5 \# z' V: {2 c6 N8 VConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 4 K5 |# [$ I2 S
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 2 m z% _, O6 H t
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- }5 j2 x3 e, u2 KConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean $ [. v3 J3 x6 _, f: V% u3 X
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
$ F$ S% r3 S8 z( AConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 8 w' y1 {: c* G; [; c
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 3 L) H; d$ b) g1 g! G) A
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 8 y% \/ M$ G6 `4 t; d: e! q' f" ^
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
6 [+ v+ K+ S3 F/ G% O* [+ W* G5 OConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders : `. c. }0 @" X+ Y: H# K
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
P2 }* s3 w @% X" t4 a9 A+ X# rConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
$ ?2 h1 M' \0 O! G9 x, T3 ]# OConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
0 m' `, H, U; @+ M9 C$ T- [Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ) L4 ^* G3 \4 k+ `$ Q5 t
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
8 u3 M" G$ Q* Z: _ I3 rConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion C4 A* W0 B3 f
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 3 v/ Q s; y# Q6 d D8 \9 Q& h
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
; r7 m" F5 X9 GConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 9 ^5 J. j: m2 {% A \
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
0 F; J* t" F" N0 vConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 3 o+ n! D3 e: z- s
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
* {: B! U' B7 f9 A" ?+ q! dConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
- Z8 H( v) w7 UConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
. ]6 ^% m) Z/ @! t6 mConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face * b+ }* |8 x9 Y" @) S6 l
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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