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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。( S4 I+ ?" h4 S
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?0 p K# X) J5 G4 J1 M m7 I
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
8 u: h" q. i! G' l8 [* f/ FConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around # ]1 u4 T; G% z# b; O2 O
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 1 P6 S3 E6 L$ N8 B# N' U5 L$ y9 Q
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
7 W7 U3 W l" i& }8 L( s% b- v) ~Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
# d7 v; B2 C7 o7 k+ ]! gConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
4 V) o+ w/ z- @( ~) CConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 3 @9 Q( G; ^7 j+ Y, l4 b3 L5 m
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
6 v5 R1 A. z1 d+ H; U# q+ J. uConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
+ d- ? v& Z) p4 ]Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
- g0 j& u% L! `Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
' L7 ^- J3 D/ g$ K7 Q/ y9 B4 dConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
" p8 y9 B) g N+ IConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 0 p+ K, e, y v& N4 b
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week A1 v2 H4 x k3 t( x! V- [6 e
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
: q6 x7 _4 k- T6 _$ B AConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts " p3 f1 i9 c: o" B
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired + ?! T) S) L: z2 ?1 q: n* r2 E
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ; _( |4 ?8 ~2 H, k2 F# W
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist $ I k3 x9 b! U# X% u+ t
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 6 t% C, m% Y9 b* y2 Z! O* y, U
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
3 t3 `9 v3 ^9 V7 U+ ]: JConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 3 j5 z9 v! C! V$ B- k
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
& ~ @0 u; o7 K9 U8 QConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
+ x- i; E' m& W9 NConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
/ Q4 E% \( ~. a9 {- O z6 ^5 MConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
3 F: ?* T4 }$ T' T qConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
" \& p; J& D2 |- `1 ~Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
- y' a$ h( w6 }, K4 C9 NConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 0 u# ~. |0 {) n6 Z+ }( T
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
- r6 a- {3 |8 l4 ^Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
" w4 Z2 x. y* B% X7 _6 X5 X3 W8 mConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 1 B% ^& S6 ~5 ?/ X
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts + L" i. Y8 @" K+ i4 F
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
6 X- O- s6 P3 \6 W2 O) d, Y* QConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
, @+ E& F1 R6 u% U) Z7 D5 sConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face % ?, I7 `, W! } U) `- Y$ q
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 1 T7 r) i+ r; C" I
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
( n: J- e) R4 c9 j3 IConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up - V, X# _- M. w
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
% |0 x/ L& u; O/ \5 n- d7 r# X- zConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 3 u, {+ V# t) `; e5 f/ D3 T+ D
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
Z' R6 P* A. Q4 z* P0 LConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 1 X X f' u7 g1 g, Z
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 6 q$ A# x. _6 \8 }
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
% `2 g: E6 T" X$ FConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
- Y4 T# _% n$ K6 @. CConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
7 p$ L6 n0 b- _" N: B7 z2 [Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag k& A# c" j/ u8 `
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ) N! b' I } {8 N
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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