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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。3 h. h F0 ~4 b# D+ P+ p
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
H- H9 N) ? \0 w9 e+ M* J& n: G5 CConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 6 f, _$ q$ n9 O L& M- N: C) f
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around $ W" [* _* @% q8 V
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk " E7 c: ]1 U, L8 D; H+ L
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ' H6 {5 L6 y. N$ x
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ) F' t$ ^3 v6 l5 X- M! f' d! {
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house - Q8 i, g8 t6 P
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
) s% Z b6 B. `: x0 e7 {Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
z/ ~* f( q( H EConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 9 ]5 \- }1 w9 T% A% {' ^
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
5 @# d& G6 ?4 S' ]" i qConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 6 i( F! z- A; A! _( h# B" M3 M9 T
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
) O* Z2 D! D6 Q+ w% S! _+ oConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
+ z4 \. s) q0 |9 @Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
! E* |. u# o/ r8 x( r$ MConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent - x, X( u0 A) R0 Y; t, k
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
6 ~0 ~% ]; J& rConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
. k* \9 ~8 f. K& d e" ]Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 0 \- q n! q. [- c( C
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
3 f' }4 S1 A0 rConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
& I! _5 Q+ v0 sConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 9 a7 y9 m3 T% N+ T5 D
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck / B- @! r7 }8 Z% W( r3 ^
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 0 h$ S$ n# f% p- m- j
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy + h) p2 q) `: q' K4 v) L! Q
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts # l& v! K( N) k. M8 C0 k; ?- x' G
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy - T2 ]9 ]- r6 T$ @9 Q+ B
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- r+ n2 D' f6 jConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
3 I% C, t2 S- Q% [$ v, CConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok G5 m, b8 [2 _. X
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
3 D A! F3 ^* v; z0 m4 B! o$ xConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab & ]3 F% a4 ]/ i% b* ^6 G
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 4 \6 J' B) X2 @: g. p: h
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ; ?. t" p2 z0 `" d
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
0 U( Y- J+ a. `3 _8 vConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
M) u% N( L7 vConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face " z/ h' K4 t0 z) f- Y8 j& a
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot + m1 d- g H- f+ K' ?
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 0 p/ J9 p3 C3 M6 X/ U
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up % \: x! s2 u. S9 l6 W
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
& m6 |; d) j9 o4 LConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 7 ~0 v, L! P0 E* S7 J! U7 {! q
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny {: S- ^" s- ~3 ]
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
1 f* O, y' r. X1 \1 `$ wConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
2 C1 _4 r) S i9 t) U1 OConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
3 k8 O) e: X9 {, zConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
/ _$ F, Y# |4 DConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
/ @6 b! g( T) R$ Z4 I) {Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 9 a$ P: l) o: y, i2 Y: C, \! _$ n
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
$ g$ o1 e+ ^& h5 w; QConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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