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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。8 ?. e& V3 S: v* N/ q0 y$ C
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
" x% s& t/ U& }8 S$ rConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
/ n" `2 c5 v4 ^; v }3 FConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around / ?/ D1 m" ~/ v) j+ ~; }: Z" L
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
, o( {' d0 J& L0 W& KConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ( f x1 e- F5 s
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
T. F! \$ K2 i! S) H) L/ J+ `& j EConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 9 S6 p5 d9 j9 c& W
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
% o7 j# x: `8 [& p! [- G! z3 TConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
9 x/ x: e1 p! B9 w( gConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ( F* ~! \" e9 p2 L
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient : {6 G& w, j% R" h' d# K
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
i* e% |- }5 cConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 7 G: v u' O7 r& P2 w
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 1 d- O, X4 Y) ~2 y, c' W5 z& ~
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week , `4 m: J5 P. d ?" H" h
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ' M5 q1 {0 l( C, A8 n9 X
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
7 Y' u' i9 ?2 B" \& M) DConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 0 W4 d, U2 B/ |7 [2 K
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ! F- D' z- j B8 H) ]) I
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist % k& a% z& F" R+ }1 r
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
, A. T0 T2 L4 M D# d6 w! y. TConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
- D6 {1 H# h! p. k) Z! y/ dConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
6 s8 \& \, j' @# \Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 2 Q, b- y: C- @4 c
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
: w8 E8 r) ^# gConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
0 ?4 J/ D0 m' t0 R/ C! hConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 5 L! N# J9 X- s# F5 A( t) t2 p
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
& Y- R' {4 c/ z/ r! }% t+ e( gConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
1 H6 K' Y; w/ W% _2 q( jConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
2 M5 ?" @0 [& g6 B, }Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
, G0 _+ m) i' ZConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
0 s1 X3 P5 e% r. p# \& M- ?9 IConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ) S9 w7 j# U) C
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
: g3 j8 |9 J& w+ G) WConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
& Y, U" O3 Y7 ZConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
9 C/ q* P5 X8 U5 o& N& h" NConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
; N, ^( `, A% e) U. VConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 1 D% A7 y) _" I. W! r( L. F4 P8 ]* B! l
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew $ v# d6 _; z, {4 |; c# Y# ~
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
1 X( h' Q7 E6 ]& ~; iConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
# M3 L) A! h$ ?* _& g+ y! p" ]8 dConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic : d9 b, R7 [0 y7 a3 I
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
1 @7 M9 S7 _6 O$ Z3 z9 S TConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 6 [6 i) n( t% p' P3 ~3 ^
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
3 S9 p4 M3 @+ \- w# F4 g$ SConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ) ^4 ^( N! F6 ^: |2 K* C
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
7 c% a% G1 |( Q; pConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
6 Q0 s9 p* E6 a4 c* A; }8 m5 G3 p0 d; VConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ! y$ Q' i5 O! j6 j
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face + C8 w( t* C5 ?# ^& i# j
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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