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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
! F" L& O7 {' t1 S, qChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?1 _9 B& Z# F! Y
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!! q f: m2 {! ]& h4 ^% I* z
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
. k; n( N W, \2 N0 Q- m. q% Z o1 yPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!8 e. r3 N- I2 [; l( r Z( H. ]
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?% |5 W, c+ j0 K( Q7 S& B
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
+ f& H) q% `' BChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!0 [2 T& V$ j( T. @& }
People: They dissolved it themselves!
, m) I" [' [( O8 z2 z9 _( nChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?+ o8 O' A+ T/ q5 d$ e- O* @( D% q3 `; `
People: We’re the imperialism now?
6 C( F e( O }9 n" tChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution? ?! l' {( k! r) z: ^
people: It’s in America now!. h9 M) P0 c6 v, e0 B
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" H1 c4 d1 |) P& r0 h" H+ g" b来个对照
) ~9 ?3 a* N1 s毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
$ r$ m/ i* c$ l' T9 r0 b' i我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
+ e% P0 H, T2 f3 h5 g, |毛：资本家还存在吗7 I- ]8 N" T0 U3 R1 l9 Z; m( g6 Y1 I
我们：生意都做到外国去了
; t6 G5 j# {& t) ^% M毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗9 I) c @* B9 @0 ]' x" R$ O
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了1 c* n9 j6 J0 D
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
( K8 r/ u2 G# g5 R1 f0 Z: K我们：他们自己解体了
3 z- F! q! @! {7 {) g* d$ r2 g7 W毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
9 L0 U: B) {$ w3 l8 G我们：我们自己就是了7 `7 ]9 s3 I5 T4 g a! h
毛：那我的文革呐
5 J1 L9 b3 J6 \1 b7 Z我们：闹到美国去了 |
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