毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
: v3 t9 ~* J+ G- u7 h& L4 FChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
$ J+ U, Q. w, M( J. q: Y1 }4 @  HPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
& t8 \# ]! g1 c- m4 r4 D) e/ RChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
, S+ f- A3 f0 n4 ]People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
$ L; T4 P* Y- B) Z2 R4 r1 OChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
4 B' h% P4 ~& V4 x& C  a0 K- k6 EPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
# X# P/ [( A. s. WChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
, e& [- i( [/ [0 W1 IPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# K+ I# v( a8 e0 P: z- apeople: It’s in America now!

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2 h% {+ j, i1 [2 F: ?8 r9 n6 }7 {8 r来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
# D8 ^: @  ^& I4 a$ C. B. p$ h2 U0 B我们：生意都做到外国去了
2 n' {' B: T5 R  p9 T- ~+ l' y2 u: r' Q毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
' y; F6 r" W4 Y, X2 j) N  X我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
: d) U3 \5 i3 T. F, ?& X( a1 U毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
  s) X7 [, h9 c" l1 u/ S毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
  x  R5 M' m: I1 u' X: T毛：那我的文革呐
6 @+ h" f0 m$ w% x! T我们：闹到美国去了