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[时事热评] 毛主席问答英文版,

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  Q" O: h: g; o2 j话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。) U6 S" l; N7 G& z
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?3 t1 S6 d" J7 ?0 I( f; @4 {
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!' {4 S' ^- D. A4 V4 J" p' i9 k
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?9 b. U# q% Y/ C8 k5 E" Z) e1 j
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!4 q8 k' w, L, O- b+ t
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?8 Q  y! _  j- d8 ~: i
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!" G7 o, K8 I7 d' a6 U+ h2 v; y
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!8 D( h2 @3 `, Y0 ~6 D5 h
People: They dissolved it themselves!
9 N+ ]" E4 v4 ?* WChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?6 j' K$ E6 v" l/ \3 Q) d, J' {
People: We’re the imperialism now?
6 R" \" _8 _* D% W2 A. S! OChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?8 w/ P0 C! C+ x& k8 `2 |; ]0 V
people: It’s in America now!
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& A" d6 A. w, z1 X! m* W" r来个对照
, U0 f" n8 {3 V+ m' h+ |# f毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
! h# Y7 L  A1 ]4 W& v" I我们:都吃多了,减肥呢
/ s2 N# Y+ s9 ?& K; r毛:资本家还存在吗
3 m* C3 a5 e8 J5 Y: X6 U* o我们:生意都做到外国去了2 [1 R; B, }& Q
毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗" A* N9 c9 `$ G9 p
我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了
( y* c! D: h& G, j3 G毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) j5 N) z' q8 I8 K: r7 U我们:他们自己解体了* \4 U& B/ n; w+ o2 r
毛:帝国主义打倒了吗
1 W3 Y3 y8 e- K. k. ^我们:我们自己就是了. j! B% w* h% U% n+ `
毛:那我的文革呐! R3 }3 {- {& u; q
我们:闹到美国去了
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