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& h/ V7 A9 L2 P话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。. M& y% E/ S, e# a& r
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?$ S/ r: m: a& E1 R* h
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
- ~1 n! a: _8 [- [- HChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?0 ]& Z M: w+ ^6 A8 U
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!5 H9 y1 m* g' C
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?' m3 |+ u; A/ o u. A5 e m
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!1 H2 y; N: l( d( Z8 N+ B
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
! R. ^' f& H. `, Y) }People: They dissolved it themselves!3 F, d. E0 [1 n
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?' B# L o% F2 t6 ~) Q w
People: We’re the imperialism now?- i4 b% s5 V# k* h4 V) p2 g
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
8 L6 ^3 g: ?( {9 D ipeople: It’s in America now!' j M* }1 w* `' D7 f
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来个对照
, x. w, S3 r7 ~9 s' f- h# A* I毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
7 F- V2 Y! a4 d# L2 [5 g' O a7 r3 A我们：都吃多了，减肥呢# |! k5 R9 q" Y5 \* c$ Q% O
毛：资本家还存在吗
' i; }) u* G; S, q" L. ]我们：生意都做到外国去了4 e( O& e8 l5 F4 N+ J* i
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
4 X6 i$ J8 _! H. F2 H I3 O我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
3 A1 E- S1 D( b6 n- A毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗- [* u# K$ ]9 b! `: H: X
我们：他们自己解体了) T2 x2 w% P3 ^2 S% u* K0 B& O; V+ a
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗) |' i, k2 p1 |8 _0 ^% b8 s% p4 m
我们：我们自己就是了6 r1 t1 W) ~$ ^8 r6 T
毛：那我的文革呐7 E( f. y' z! {1 ]! E+ ?
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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