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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
1 j4 F3 `7 _- ~& L2 d0 L% R. c) H; UChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?& O( v4 u" D5 }$ s- E' l
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
! K; l* F" X4 b$ s6 p# K# N1 GChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?# ^6 r# c6 J, n H
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!/ Q. t. ]( @0 _' ?
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?" F* z7 u( ]/ G1 g9 I
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!! c8 R7 e5 a1 U" L& Z
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!; V2 g0 v+ B" y* w
People: They dissolved it themselves!- y$ i3 q; ?8 J: O8 _
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?8 D6 w" H' H' l7 [' C& s3 x
People: We’re the imperialism now?
5 o5 R; e) c+ cChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?" _# R* ~7 z6 h2 y' e9 F" a3 Y( j
people: It’s in America now!* `% I' d" K' g; \' ?
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来个对照
' s- A# C1 K1 H/ W% r毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
+ _+ ^9 _. J9 m, e: |: a我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
* v7 |7 \. F6 G% C q毛：资本家还存在吗' y" J2 s- J$ M: h1 J# t
我们：生意都做到外国去了
: X+ C0 z0 n F1 |- a毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗: H1 i7 w# x, V6 Z5 k( [
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
1 p2 y9 w; _+ g% x' v' A) }毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) R6 j+ U. Z1 Z" i我们：他们自己解体了2 W7 J1 d; q r8 z4 r
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
" q" g$ q1 d, r v% D我们：我们自己就是了
2 `6 x& w! ~ U8 p; U" G9 M毛：那我的文革呐
% i7 v. i' N8 y& O1 j* w我们：闹到美国去了 |
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