毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
, l* g; L! O$ M6 X* o8 \Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
0 J% h, ]+ v* B4 v  t& S7 JPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
1 |7 g7 Y0 I/ w. n& }8 PChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
+ I, U2 U9 @6 D: i- e* RChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
  ]; U8 _4 P' i+ }) KPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
+ K" ]0 |1 P9 j$ |+ f. H' ~, BChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
# |5 y) y/ ~1 {6 \People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
5 s& Z; k1 O+ c/ IChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
# v8 |$ O- x7 r8 r# O毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
& g: h' A- z+ {, k我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
+ U2 [/ v0 ^7 X9 ~7 ^: B我们：生意都做到外国去了
4 S7 E: a: o% C% d毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
8 k$ j9 T' Z6 r我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
) e3 c' U, N- W9 A! A+ f' X4 Q7 X4 B# E毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
8 T$ J! e" f0 `( [: t6 A% U- b我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
- Z3 L; g% N" C2 @. |我们：闹到美国去了