毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
5 e# W; H) _/ y7 B' a9 g' dChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
# ?: s2 D( `$ X: ~People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
, c& m+ G4 [* ?' d5 G% @Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
: d8 R$ @/ P$ y, A8 uPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
9 |! P6 \1 S. v- p6 \( u" t6 n# r8 rChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
9 q- `. Z( U' d7 s8 e. T) rPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
- y; K2 G6 M# k0 i" t) i9 \Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
9 M  G4 G3 c: N7 H- dPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
; X" G; W: F" Q  Q: T% R0 epeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
7 L/ `" B5 |% e. J; ~/ E- `4 l  j毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
7 N- E: H. x# @* q' Y% Z我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
3 r2 F+ d! R, Z, E/ y' h) ]毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
6 B) U9 y6 f5 Y1 X7 B) N毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了