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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。8 O6 U+ f( \3 P: u2 _
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
3 F0 m7 h( K" o; FPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
! K" X3 w+ s7 r1 fChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
" C/ @* J c( U/ _5 I9 z% y. X5 lPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
0 n( B W, \+ H" ^, YChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?5 ^5 C+ Q- o3 P i5 v; T
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!0 U- {% E# t( O6 ?
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
4 M! r6 C' Y# e) [, x% V! BPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
2 f1 v0 O6 {7 A- t! w' D8 I- @Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
. `( t5 @9 T' b( EPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
6 b& u/ i: G% j. aChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
! F; V8 M n" u+ E. Ppeople: It’s in America now!
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& H1 u/ B+ S& e% r# S& F: F0 {4 `来个对照
6 q" L" n* l1 G& u5 p8 V: m毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
$ j7 T k/ m) T4 c/ c我们:都吃多了,减肥呢
- W$ N6 ~" t* n) X9 H7 _+ W$ I毛:资本家还存在吗* y1 {9 _! W: @$ R- X
我们:生意都做到外国去了
0 i3 {* j6 u9 s6 N6 x毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗0 F! i' m' b4 J' d! b& w
我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了" Q4 @8 x5 ]+ |. f# ^
毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗
, D7 L+ Z1 Y% Q" B; u- @$ b* s我们:他们自己解体了
! c6 l$ F, H, u$ t毛:帝国主义打倒了吗3 T% h8 V6 c. g# z( J
我们:我们自己就是了
: N% c: t! r$ ]+ ?* c毛:那我的文革呐
1 n' w8 O; R, l* \' S我们:闹到美国去了 |
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