毛主席问答英文版，

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0 P$ o9 v. I/ v8 ]话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
! a$ |, w# L7 F+ xChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
3 W" D; _  y1 o5 xPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
8 }6 t/ y8 i$ N9 z! E+ CChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
+ ^! i8 F" Z# l% w' u/ S7 uPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
+ Y, t4 S' P$ D3 f4 b7 l3 D& x! NPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
& U" {( f1 R" C0 Z8 i( HPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
* T& o" |* X, T. x( q9 vpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
5 r6 W  ^- x. H7 S( U# R1 D. C毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
' a5 W8 i- c$ K6 o我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
0 Z9 P- d  H+ P) G* q: T0 G我们：生意都做到外国去了
9 t8 E4 d: K! V, y毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
+ J2 x" Y0 c8 S, W我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
4 ^8 N  h/ E; C% @* b2 G# r+ U毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
6 r* Z( g( B- A5 I/ n毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
8 L3 N2 M+ i" O7 \0 r我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
, o, W; x, o  D. h我们：闹到美国去了