毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
3 F0 m7 h( K" o; FPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
! K" X3 w+ s7 r1 fChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
" C/ @* J  c( U/ _5 I9 z% y. X5 lPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
0 n( B  W, \+ H" ^, YChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
4 M! r6 C' Y# e) [, x% V! BPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
2 f1 v0 O6 {7 A- t! w' D8 I- @Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
. `( t5 @9 T' b( EPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
6 b& u/ i: G% j. aChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
! F; V8 M  n" u+ E. Ppeople: It’s in America now!
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& H1 u/ B+ S& e% r# S& F: F0 {4 `来个对照
6 q" L" n* l1 G& u5 p8 V: m毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
$ j7 T  k/ m) T4 c/ c我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
- W$ N6 ~" t* n) X9 H7 _+ W$ I毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
0 i3 {* j6 u9 s6 N6 x毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
, D7 L+ Z1 Y% Q" B; u- @$ b* s我们：他们自己解体了
! c6 l$ F, H, u$ t毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
: N% c: t! r$ ]+ ?* c毛：那我的文革呐
1 n' w8 O; R, l* \' S我们：闹到美国去了