毛主席问答英文版，

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4 Q+ x! b/ C' O' E2 ?& m4 p. S话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
" ?$ F) `2 l  r: Q3 xPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
* l. f1 m& N% ]; LPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
) r% ^2 T4 m; M. A6 ?; B! d: ]People: They dissolved it themselves!
2 j' C1 l2 A9 b& h. p. C2 F) zChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
2 |: ^5 d; E& _& q# [- D& pPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
: L  u+ I- b  S! ^* M- j& S5 ?Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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7 U2 D' f2 c! m8 W来个对照
" a) o$ [0 l5 Q$ g9 m: K1 [  u毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
1 |- x) Y5 v. r. j- k" p我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
+ ^: ]5 c3 z' b- [% L/ B毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
# l/ S) H- A, t毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
7 N/ I- I( @6 }: H( d8 B: V8 s毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
& t7 {6 y9 z; C, `) z我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了