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Q" O: h: g; o2 j话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。) U6 S" l; N7 G& z
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?3 t1 S6 d" J7 ?0 I( f; @4 {
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!' {4 S' ^- D. A4 V4 J" p' i9 k
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?9 b. U# q% Y/ C8 k5 E" Z) e1 j
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!4 q8 k' w, L, O- b+ t
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?8 Q y! _ j- d8 ~: i
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!" G7 o, K8 I7 d' a6 U+ h2 v; y
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!8 D( h2 @3 `, Y0 ~6 D5 h
People: They dissolved it themselves!
9 N+ ]" E4 v4 ?* WChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?6 j' K$ E6 v" l/ \3 Q) d, J' {
People: We’re the imperialism now?
6 R" \" _8 _* D% W2 A. S! OChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?8 w/ P0 C! C+ x& k8 `2 |; ]0 V
people: It’s in America now!
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& A" d6 A. w, z1 X! m* W" r来个对照
, U0 f" n8 {3 V+ m' h+ |# f毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
! h# Y7 L A1 ]4 W& v" I我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
/ s2 N# Y+ s9 ?& K; r毛：资本家还存在吗
3 m* C3 a5 e8 J5 Y: X6 U* o我们：生意都做到外国去了2 [1 R; B, }& Q
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗" A* N9 c9 `$ G9 p
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
( y* c! D: h& G, j3 G毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) j5 N) z' q8 I8 K: r7 U我们：他们自己解体了* \4 U& B/ n; w+ o2 r
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
1 W3 Y3 y8 e- K. k. ^我们：我们自己就是了. j! B% w* h% U% n+ `
毛：那我的文革呐! R3 }3 {- {& u; q
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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