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# l& @/ _% J. z' z: G, m- I9 U话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
! P2 w! r( n. {' X9 h; g8 AChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?6 e+ [" a8 n+ Q& A' `$ y6 W
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
' E4 V; w2 h5 J8 LChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?! H. L! T- T, U6 G
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!- V z0 ~0 _1 h5 r& N
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?2 c* K0 i5 Z; H& `
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
& l& k2 A5 L" o) v% H5 JChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
5 {6 I' M; n) u- C9 p( u! q; sPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
! U7 b$ w9 U" i* `. E4 J+ x8 BChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?: Y/ }' A6 y+ d8 ^, x- }
People: We’re the imperialism now?0 `" M3 ^; N. N' Y, ]
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
- J0 e& P- p2 O. {: w: L9 v; rpeople: It’s in America now!
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5 J$ p: q: [- T% D, o4 U/ _- D0 X来个对照
! q0 D% M) x; l毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗! m: i/ s. x* @' U5 \7 ~0 g
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
9 p5 p0 `! ~' C2 I5 x毛：资本家还存在吗* M4 l- t* c& K7 W' ~2 q$ @* n4 E
我们：生意都做到外国去了
$ U+ A. y6 L. b5 A) }2 w# S _毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
' r, m) |3 q3 F: {- G* t4 l/ p我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
# g) d! N5 o0 _# Z, y1 w. v3 k毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗: m! B7 C. e: ^" b9 J8 A# P# i
我们：他们自己解体了7 L8 L4 @0 A3 [& }
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
; Y2 O: x$ s6 k. ?我们：我们自己就是了
& K2 T" H8 E% `" |; \- Q2 V毛：那我的文革呐% M: a8 R; z$ Z
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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