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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. % m+ U: b; u" c3 T+ y$ P1 e
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
& N& \3 o+ j/ X. X* o, m0 m   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
& f" o% ?7 s! D* J$ `% [* y   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. # W( m% G$ V" Z. H) b( ^
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# P3 q) x; C# h& ^7 W' y- v) N   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 % H" d5 h; ^3 G* s6 _' v' P+ D
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 7 O/ o+ F& _1 c% X: H
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. / H, g7 o; ~# E: S& x) q
  
2 s* m7 s# _! C) A1 O   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
: e. W% y( Q& Q" Y- v   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 7 m2 }$ C& O7 ?
  
. B2 D- t1 _: y% d. D+ r   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ! I- i/ o# F: g. k: i) u/ O
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. : L: T( H2 s+ H. l1 d$ b
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8 ?) G9 O- T( d; T9 x4 a1 v7 N2 M   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. % Y: T- o$ `$ j- K: P. g9 F1 p9 _
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 8 F/ X& Q& g1 m+ d# Q% }
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" Y* W' b, D& y6 `- ~8 ]   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 1 I, ~$ {. ]) ]
  
- I2 ?) v$ q% S   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ; S( C3 h3 U' V0 ~- p' ?3 R" E
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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9 X1 _: _8 J( \8 e' o* c   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 b( o. ?5 ^" |0 `- |( Z8 \2 z- K7 _   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
: A, Z# X5 _4 F' L" u. C   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. : B3 Z: j( \8 y6 T& z
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
0 M% ~3 P, u& N5 P# ?! T   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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! W- h( y- m  b   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ' W! x5 C( k# `5 [! _
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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) V# J+ _0 }% r: Q; p" m3 r   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 Y# U  C- Z% M) s  U( R7 G5 S   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! % ^$ E2 j- F5 Y
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2 Y  l( s0 D6 A5 R. W* ]/ j   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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* Z. g7 x, j8 f* ~1 R! m6 s& d8 F   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. - N0 N# G) [3 f0 l9 B  c- I
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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