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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 7 |& [) C# S; @0 f8 D, g- Q, O

8 `/ a; Z  f; U% W3 B" V   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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: O: a1 E; F# l3 k9 Y) e4 E$ B3 }   One should love animals. They are so tasty. / Z* P7 w; l" l- j: o6 r4 r7 D4 X
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ) [  x9 w9 A. b# L, U; c
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 8 Y! k+ w2 u1 S) I
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 U  P! v  k. |  \, G) [  O
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. , b1 U0 {8 @7 o3 Z6 }, r
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % |+ y& u5 D( A5 d  I
  
9 ?% @& _: x* [# m% \   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ! s% ~9 U5 _; i3 P) v% |) \
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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, A1 }# p4 K, X% y   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 1 [( [2 _- u( P, f3 O) J8 _) i  j
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). & Y* H0 o9 W8 z9 D+ o2 Q
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
( {: U2 [1 Q4 g# H; ^6 ~! L1 F+ G" m   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 8 H1 `  D! {5 W- \# S- {1 L
  
. Y' C5 i5 {/ ~: S* O6 D: o   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 8 M6 }2 ~9 }& K8 {& E% f8 O" }
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
( ]( u6 J5 G) m0 Y   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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7 q9 {+ V8 _7 x& s6 K, M   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ; t: m  \+ [2 ^7 @" {) U; r) C6 n
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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( g" I# Y+ _3 q; V- l/ S; h   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. # q7 p$ p/ v, H
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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  B0 p) A- F$ t: s# T& A   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ) O2 k( N0 g% R$ [8 y. t+ ^
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ) \5 U1 _* H6 D6 L
  
5 a! u0 L; ^- l' Y1 R7 f   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " , o4 V4 k' k! l8 i4 T+ }6 [- h
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
* n, L; t. S8 D/ A( [' Q   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! : ~$ G6 `/ ?* N' w4 b! L
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! % p5 `5 q' f. K) o' i
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 0 S/ V0 }) C# d6 A, Z, A
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. - W" C8 ~0 ]* d0 B' d
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
9 N2 ?4 X1 e, D, a5 G* Q* D   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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