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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 1 k  |5 m6 c. g7 K9 i( R) d! a: P

- K$ v" I% n" d# [. Y5 X   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 9 t4 ^$ o* i5 u$ p, k# }
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. ( j; A& K% \) W3 N5 M
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ; [1 W) O3 d0 j8 D# j  u# G: a' V( q
  
: ~; d3 L- T1 E# w+ O" N6 }3 N   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# n* `5 |. k/ V, B. E1 n/ K5 i& O   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 3 Z4 ]- F1 J1 [4 M7 c9 ~4 l1 }/ Z" F
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 5 R! S, [8 L7 E- G4 z8 {5 |, e
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 1 z* W# B' g: Z1 n
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 4 w7 C$ W. l& |
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7 W& h7 F7 L  @
  
$ B+ \* F: M2 J; g8 G   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 U- k, R0 w2 @6 f, U5 P9 g: u) R! T
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. - t& e# ]& A5 w$ G2 H/ v
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 U! t0 {1 f8 ~   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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* x" {8 m' j: ]9 |0 n6 `+ p- u   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ) v% k' I3 O" C0 W+ _) [! J: ^
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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+ p5 Y# h1 K# G0 x   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 3 [% E; O% {7 k/ _
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. + w# o+ O8 }# h3 P" Y7 i, Y
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, z! _8 F7 W) p7 d. g5 E* ?   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. & s2 |9 O8 l; p- R% B+ O; G
  
4 }  W  v3 s6 w3 R3 E; \& c   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
0 A+ x/ F, I8 Y+ u, e$ B) a! \   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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( [! t, t) I+ @" L6 G1 B7 b   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$ V: m& Q. t8 X8 j& J& @   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. # F( ^  U8 F, Q/ \
  
" |  D: K4 S0 z0 s   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " $ T% \; d, G/ j( ?% W
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* n  G% c% T1 X   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 9 ]. n& _! H( A: b, @2 M
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/ R% H8 J2 u; m. g   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 3 Y  `; e3 T( d% w. v
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 & Q+ p& j- b* E5 W; N( p
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
& b6 L# o. V/ o8 q% D9 O   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 ?$ q0 o. n; o6 e  O1 v' r! x. ?6 p! B& b   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. : \. o6 `0 l+ Z6 ~. q- {% |0 h
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.   o% h1 ]0 |7 }
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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