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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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5 G1 }: ]7 o7 i+ K$ ]0 G- B/ W1 S2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?, h! @4 \8 s; T
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/ Y( U0 R' `& ]3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?& L8 V; N' k+ \, T* T( D0 r% F ?, U) Y
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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& m: ^7 s1 p7 S% C4 {6 N" c6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?( s' Z8 A7 f+ ^
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9 k( y7 q. k& x5 l6 |' p7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
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& V7 [$ z; Z4 H# }6 e B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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