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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. / j5 H$ l) O5 H7 j1 v _: o9 Y) N' @
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ) f! }+ V( ~. n. J& s
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 8 ^0 V# [' J- {/ I
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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7 z$ H/ {/ r' T$ R4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # H5 n4 a0 s+ z
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 1 t1 F. C! L+ g" h; m
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. ) v. w$ R) n2 D# D4 ]! j
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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: e! f% v* B* H8 E: }+ c6 ]( p f) | 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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g/ @9 Z; W/ l# Q0 |8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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4 y ^* A# I: Y _2 x1 {* @& K 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ! K% y3 U, i4 L3 s T4 ]' Y: o
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. # A2 s9 |9 H7 U- k t6 ?: ]- `' r. W
2 t2 V* l7 @5 B5 ~' p# ~ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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