新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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" Z2 e$ w2 R6 o9 p$ Y5 ]3 e2 c2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

* i: T4 Q- R6 p. F* Y　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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1 A1 E+ L1 z. f& L; d8 h4 {5 [3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

* d- `& S2 v! Q# K　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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3 S# C9 ~+ a8 M7 ^7 {; \: N1 e- Z/ v　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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, W& W7 X6 h0 u0 f0 a, G6 C# _7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

1 a" b7 H; a& H1 A4 u( Z　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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, K5 S! }1 C8 z2 P: `/ S: ?5 a# ^$ f　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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) C; B: U' H" L# h; _9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?