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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. " G; r' l/ i! Y* R0 B0 g+ o
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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" Z2 e$ w2 R6 o9 p$ Y5 ]3 e2 c2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ) N9 P+ M1 S3 |/ E q
* i: T4 Q- R6 p. F* Y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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1 A1 E+ L1 z. f& L; d8 h4 {5 [3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 2 e* q1 v5 X$ d
* d- `& S2 v! Q# K 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) ?/ J0 ]0 f% p
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # f6 @9 o( {: r+ `! p7 L
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6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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3 S# C9 ~+ a8 M7 ^7 {; \: N1 e- Z/ v 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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, W& W7 X6 h0 u0 f0 a, G6 C# _7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ! e7 p* [9 ^+ U
1 a" b7 H; a& H1 A4 u( Z 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 s. B# A2 y8 O7 m( r
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8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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, K5 S! }1 C8 z2 P: `/ S: ?5 a# ^$ f 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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) C; B: U' H" L# h; _9)One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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