新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2 c) T0 _* R" c8 b) l0 T* D3 C2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

7 r3 m* G) S7 i　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

2 k! Q/ {! L4 g9 u  h　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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; Z5 K4 B; ?/ T* g, k; i) T　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

$ Q1 N! i; m% K4 X5 R5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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- M1 Y+ |+ R' F9 P% m. E  i/ \& f　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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/ F6 l& M! f1 q/ J$ q' r" ^' U/ x- z6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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4 z. x1 _+ J* u. E; ^　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

# Q( G, j3 |1 ]  E* K7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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3 q$ {5 }! f8 z& g8 Z8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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: u3 J2 b( [8 G2 J9 _9 N4 H　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?