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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 2 }) O1 V2 m: V: l+ k
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. , o: A: Y6 b/ t. ~; t: @5 s8 `: T6 \
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 1 V/ \/ h/ d9 Y$ S4 w
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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7 q7 p* [ q& \1 o3 v 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ( `9 `& y [ j7 P1 C. K* v# p! r
% V5 B1 `" n c7 I, x! H/ S0 Q4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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& w- w, R! o0 H5 K z* C 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 0 d1 E u, Q+ a# }; J
9 q0 a8 n) }- ?* Z 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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3 ]: w( h- E; `7 Y. [6 Y X 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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5 U$ k/ L, _: n( K" M7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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4 O/ K1 e& k; R/ Z) X8 T 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 8 ^, O& N A. K
5 E8 a+ C% t0 B/ z* \ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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