Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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# i8 P" m2 a, _  ?7 ^0 ~, cThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
( R$ M& @- C7 g) Q4 t: g0 e! fcommented, "I don't think that's going to help."

3 b' Q) y5 i8 }; \" j+ K"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！