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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 0 V, G5 t% x) z
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns m1 {) |7 w* e; {
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歌词$ Q' U+ Q6 [3 x$ a
I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too7 K* m/ c" W$ o5 r4 X2 f: I: n
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
6 f- j( R2 t- y( r& ~$ X+ D8 _The rents too high, the air's unclean
5 s* M+ `+ d+ F6 x( B0 [8 v% sThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean
2 r9 f6 K5 J5 ]* @# j, \And the women are big and the men are dumb) S+ {& f5 C' e( \- c
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
8 V/ d" t' B6 k) n# x$ {The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork! c6 C+ ~8 ?/ ]+ S: x9 X
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
; ?) M3 w/ |7 qIn Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"8 g, v, S/ x# ]" F1 ]& C
3 G5 H) ?8 `6 N3 S$ V; oI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa' R* u' w M( I4 ~" M
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
" d) R$ @) n$ x! {1 }1 mLondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck
4 x" `+ X- E( m. z$ P; cAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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/ u1 o! k/ ~* D$ MI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
( r5 F U$ W" W: e: eHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
# t- M j+ A0 Y8 f" u% _I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"- C2 w, l4 b k- n0 T. q" @
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Ontario Sucks9 E8 B. Q8 Z, @% b* h
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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But,
- s0 E$ B J( g% {; H$ tI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
1 I/ N/ {/ l1 C3 W5 t% N6 yAnd Prince Edward Island is too small
( q9 Z% m1 L; o+ R0 o2 E( x# M' J" ~( @Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
& h* o8 d4 L" d( KNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
3 R# r+ b% ?8 l' w) SQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad, S) Q9 X/ @$ ~* y; \
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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: R- E3 \3 F! ^: S) d" v/ d. P"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"6 k% G& q4 a9 m/ u
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old$ Q+ R% l3 l4 B2 j, {! h
And as for the territories, they're too cold!: T. F* P- M* D3 w2 X% j/ J
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"8 V O4 w" o8 ~7 V4 |2 H
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck& w# x L, Y' a' P
But Calgary does |
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