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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 6 d0 k2 j) H+ ^7 J
! l( {& i# U4 g& I5 fhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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* D( M' V& q5 {I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
1 G- C: C! R+ G& C# H( SI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo, Z. y/ c2 G$ ^
The rents too high, the air's unclean( ?& ]; @& M$ r. {
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
9 C0 V9 [7 u1 U6 b2 a6 D3 ?# QAnd the women are big and the men are dumb
& i3 I R; o$ \/ HAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
! h" W0 H( k3 x+ jThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork. x) i2 `# u; d8 w! p
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
# j+ g) D7 K# ~ D$ M1 `# n* u z& ~In Toronto, Ontario; }, r8 L% D& H5 B3 X+ j3 H' o
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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. U/ j2 L( x _I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
9 B4 C7 r! l, v1 wKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa. U- ]( _# T2 R" f+ w! g/ O
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
/ t7 f2 O+ s5 u2 ?/ [/ i9 DAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney4 z; E' W W( d. J- X
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
/ H, T4 }* S* Q; e4 ZI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck% n$ O6 x0 Z* z# S4 y6 B
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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- P6 T0 X2 [6 T6 x6 {) OOntario Sucks, F3 U9 l$ Q# B8 N. o! o
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"! E8 k! w8 [3 X- a. G! V
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
) x9 G o9 _) Z: h/ OAnd Prince Edward Island is too small& ^$ W. }- C" b- V
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
- n/ H/ ~: U! Y, M/ y5 a$ ~& O' _ yNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall$ |; `6 m/ z2 g0 |8 U( X! P
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad% A. {9 I5 h! s; u3 ~
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks, ^) q. g+ l6 G5 C
) j+ [& ?5 ~) e2 w/ V4 k"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"' l* t- a0 p4 b; `
# T9 q; J# o1 \5 h% m' jSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
% w% M6 l2 L. B0 ?$ yAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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- e& B/ y. ~2 M2 f'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
% z0 e5 t: U+ z3 j: Z/ ?But Calgary does |
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