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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 3 k! f; i) ~( N) b
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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歌词
+ t1 \% m; B* Z6 |3 p/ NI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
5 ], a6 s' m% H6 }8 S6 X7 ?8 BI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo1 X; B" o# n7 z! B* w! D u
The rents too high, the air's unclean
, B; p+ x* q5 }* ]( b" e7 I- QThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean1 k' d; P6 F, m2 b. \3 O
And the women are big and the men are dumb8 A1 Z* r" a1 a' ?0 V6 ~! E
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
6 C, }6 `8 q3 {The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
3 c$ V4 l+ V7 ~3 `: iThey dress real bad and they think they're New York, K5 r0 y5 w' A0 Z: z
In Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
7 X5 v6 H0 a& `# cKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
5 o' J0 C( ~4 R; f3 a$ FLondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck
( J8 M% t- b' c# Q, C j/ g$ w1 oAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
$ D" u% K3 {% U7 gHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
0 b. R' }# ~4 C" B; N, |I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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3 v' e: l" h7 e8 L+ S3 U1 S"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"& h, m* e" ~6 d0 V$ B
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Ontario Sucks; k/ `2 j, e. ?6 j
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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4 z2 G' @, D2 o$ |I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
3 G: `. {* a% A( N% f% L! I( hAnd Prince Edward Island is too small! J6 K% p7 s- q2 _% B( ~
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank8 x& }* V, j6 x0 }0 i& C3 @$ u! ^/ p
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
2 V+ P2 D H5 ?% G$ nQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
@) {. j; P- T5 OOntario sucks, Ontario sucks: @2 }( ?5 m. b' R1 ?
7 w/ o( ]# H6 C/ b"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"9 I1 i& n2 p$ c) B6 m
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old S) L- ]) x! v: Y
And as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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