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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 % `4 e3 Z' s5 Q) x' n: p
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歌词
; v4 E( y* @6 g* \I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too5 E, J2 t5 L. c3 T; o9 i
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
5 c$ c" a* f4 `+ b: `" b. zThe rents too high, the air's unclean0 w" Q- v7 W0 \" \( _7 \; U/ S
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean* x5 X- L% j" H
And the women are big and the men are dumb
+ V" Z$ s4 K! Q$ TAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum0 I* q+ Z0 X/ }8 f8 Z/ O: {$ y
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
! X# `3 ~) X7 |9 D% TThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
1 D& ~! ?6 T Z( ~% RIn Toronto, Ontario% ?; `- n9 e/ l% d
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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5 v6 k3 E& F' q0 hI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
" v+ Y+ t4 \/ F$ @Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa! [ y \% D& s4 Y
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
4 e$ X8 a: m+ w) _2 iAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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4 E" J* L, C+ k$ R6 F+ z0 \I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney C( j- d; i3 }% j3 B1 D4 P5 C. Y
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree' L$ o8 \4 d, m: I8 L- Q- x Z N' X& i
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck2 X1 X- Y/ |( K- r
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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Ontario Sucks
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"3 C3 a- ^) R3 S* F- A/ u& o. ^
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But,
5 o( j2 {3 S, X! T5 T/ CI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird& w0 K/ P& L+ S% X
And Prince Edward Island is too small
+ N% C* |( D( F* R5 ]1 oNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank9 a* K7 }( P9 D! x# o
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall$ P6 o8 `; X/ z8 U" s. ?5 ?- y
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad; J8 w5 j; x* f6 g; L! A1 m- j( l
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks, d* {, X* k4 U: r
2 ]6 Y& S0 {( |9 X6 P"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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, x" \$ Y6 S8 i' p pSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old( Z% p$ b6 q% j* U. V3 M, M+ t ?
And as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck0 K( F+ }- o% a) T1 t: O6 \
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