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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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0 A4 c+ l1 ?( ghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns. R3 W2 u6 a q! t& y
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
* S* K% q6 R# v: W6 H2 d" o2 Q' uI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo; B7 v& ?1 \# K
The rents too high, the air's unclean
* G' v/ `, K& i2 G) TThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean
0 L7 U& a" x5 t n5 C- ~8 y' r/ NAnd the women are big and the men are dumb( a/ g9 ]9 h {( p* c
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
: c6 X$ y* B C- x2 c. }4 z2 r9 EThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork4 O0 p, g* v* g1 L
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
' N9 S1 p& A8 r' Q# W# gIn Toronto, Ontario
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0 {& F) c9 V& e: z" x) l"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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6 W0 W) D3 |0 F; _) u1 d8 g' U( Y# Y$ \. QI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa+ @ U4 K2 r# A1 \5 V
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa7 T' q+ f. W; ]% s
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck Q. {3 E7 O3 e* V
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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" G3 y& k0 R: `1 O+ A4 ~* [I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney5 t/ r1 a) W' W
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
) ^2 w0 }( L8 N) c9 ]- dI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck6 P$ [8 P* l) _1 J/ H* S+ b F C
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"/ ~' q0 v' _4 O. Y; j( E- r8 z
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Ontario Sucks0 ]4 Y& A% N* Y0 L8 h
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo" Y$ y D* F# ?9 o& N* D# t' t
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. p! t; B) x$ V6 ?& b3 gI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird+ ^3 ~2 c: c0 V
And Prince Edward Island is too small1 w$ O( G$ y$ Y- k' _6 o! ~; i
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank1 o# ?) G) y& |3 e- H0 F5 V: `2 I3 L
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall( o4 \ X1 Z. K
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
! Q& v# s# T# m3 E4 vOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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; ]. Y' l/ f2 R. U" ?4 b"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"0 e) Y5 ]. X7 h' J
* g) O9 [" b: E7 V) I; `; ISaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
* m2 t- s- S5 o1 j: p5 V5 yAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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$ t, N( [2 I- m! w7 U- o"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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