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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 ( S3 a( I8 z6 a/ S
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
: o: ]4 N J; _6 X3 P/ y* a+ `9 dI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo4 B, q; v3 [0 [" z5 I5 B6 l3 w
The rents too high, the air's unclean3 A, O G) A/ u$ e! N3 d
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
5 }9 V9 b P o* Q2 @* @ i" @And the women are big and the men are dumb
# g; {% E N l' dAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum- w9 `5 k) J5 n
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork' M- N* v! t+ @5 l# c# z
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
1 G8 X) {2 r7 v, QIn Toronto, Ontario3 ^! v: ?4 Y# w- }2 G$ k
! o# }, [6 L( J, l% T"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
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London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
# |% k% @* X# S; C5 eAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney8 G* { U8 ?# l! v
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree0 ^# }4 V$ x: O
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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1 U% E- B4 @/ r5 a"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"8 H' f; V# P x, U
' o: k( ^$ r3 J cOntario Sucks9 z6 R# [4 q4 ^0 B- n% s
! h$ T7 c" O* n3 w"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"% L6 \' W& b8 w0 I* }
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird; S8 s! O+ `$ z* E: w* ?
And Prince Edward Island is too small
3 R8 b! v% {9 LNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
7 U* M& k& B1 o l oNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
6 M c" z1 t( P% q/ X9 ?: KQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
. ^- T% u0 B+ ]& a+ R' [Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks+ I( F9 z' i" W1 [$ [9 M, M' I8 A D
' t. u, p5 M8 P; s"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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$ I' g# T( F# ^1 R% wSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
0 a7 j' I8 d/ U" x9 r% \3 AAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"! B! w' r. f7 s* T3 i
' `! ?& B! M3 A4 P, k0 e. Q) x6 d'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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