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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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3 f% k9 V& z, \* X: K5 I1 P1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 1 I$ T0 b4 F r! X
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
1 i" `# Z* q' F' m: x: \3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 0 @( H( k) J" W* l' V& s2 Y& M
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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/ t( V0 s, {- I4 G+ Z" ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA , b" B6 f2 |* x
% `: f1 J+ F( x) }4 e) a1. Big rock between you and B.C.
4 |6 [/ A% y7 p2 Z/ ?$ m2. Ottawa who?
) ?7 i& R) ~" X; `( b3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. e" G s+ G, `1 r1 P
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. % E5 o& r- h$ Z; C! F1 Q
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. " _7 Z) y j2 ?1 q
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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' N4 R0 g Y6 [- `. D, [" g: yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 5 i3 j" o0 M4 N1 {- I3 b* w; r
$ D9 ]( }" k m$ P! y) p d; ]& Z1. You never run out of wheat.
: m; s- @2 b2 t9 n5 `9 v) V2. Your province is really easy to draw. ) c) @6 i# ^ e. W2 n' j- s( E
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 2 i0 h, x q& I$ ]
4. People will assume you live on a farm. " G7 q, U2 G5 y
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ' W+ ]) f9 j+ q% x9 I; `
- Y% R/ f' g6 I1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
3 m/ {1 }0 W4 } U( r5 {2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
7 R$ m, f- ]+ z: s3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. . @& [, t6 d( o
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
0 ?" Q0 w$ V! N+ F3 N' R* v% k5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 6 _' x9 }% `8 a8 ]
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6 _- G7 k2 ^( b; E5 f2 ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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5 t+ H5 A$ F& e3 i7 W/ l1. You live in the centre of the universe.
+ W6 Z9 e8 J. p: x+ i2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
/ u; i# @9 j! E4 d0 j/ Q3 {3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
( U1 o1 P. [( s4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. # F( E0 m+ }# s% E6 w- \: @+ q* `
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 4 u4 {8 Z8 F9 F8 p2 \" {) S
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
3 e2 D- i) @2 N" @* k8 C" o! q5 w2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
4 {) {: E' h3 M& _ `0 u5 B F3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. * C9 R' F/ ^. ^! |
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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1 k Z0 {8 j0 h# `TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 5 V, W( ~% f5 S/ }
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
) Y( u7 f% h3 X3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 8 x( n. a3 ^& V* q9 g0 i
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 6 p8 L* k3 K! D8 R5 t, ^" `. A Y
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7 C( | G, }3 |. Y" K' t1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 4 ~ a) g1 ~( J4 l0 t- G f4 H$ d8 ~. `
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
5 m8 L+ w- U. J2 ]. O( L, R3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. - X+ ^, W5 ]% ]+ e
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( H" R9 b0 j# M1 C( X* `TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
3 S+ w9 s2 ^ @/ K w2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 9 K, v/ R' K' j' C1 q
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
" f+ r1 n$ M+ ]$ Z' O4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
1 Z0 M& J3 y, r1 s i5 O" ~. Y5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. " P1 g6 H& |- \) {, N4 L
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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3 Y' O% J$ s/ D( c, \1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 1 x4 @. a& i# U, h2 P9 _- u$ M* I0 I
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3 W. m, Y( U7 F7 `* p* e" ^, H1 e3. The workday is about two hours long.
v% `9 J2 l# y5 [# s& ^' M3 A4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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