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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1 m4 [& ]$ `# K1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
# a9 e* y# b# A8 s: o# Z3 [2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. % P7 P3 E9 b; U; E4 B4 Z$ ^2 H
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. / E) p' k: D- _
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. / |: h# T4 h$ {- D6 J
5. Weed - h, y7 X5 c0 H; H* o* h8 W
V/ g t: H. |8 S8 |' KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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+ k: z4 t$ V& Z- n1. Big rock between you and B.C.
$ ^1 p, X8 G0 K \2 z2. Ottawa who?
+ d2 y. N }. n1 E6 o$ p# u3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. ' ~& J/ P3 _/ u7 h+ O. h) h
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ) f$ z, U! H1 `& ^8 G; i
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
s& r" j$ O. T5 k: Y) m% y ]6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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" Z. q6 o5 n; @. ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN * q. E/ m" |; e& F- ^! Q
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1. You never run out of wheat. , ~- \) M% l. a8 n
2. Your province is really easy to draw. 4 M+ n4 V% q( \) b: y+ L
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. / B6 X: A9 _! r! q# ]! `6 [
4. People will assume you live on a farm. " q* Y. r6 j$ {& p8 f
6 i; M5 r8 g) Q( G3 R# QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA " Y7 ?; t% |6 Y4 U5 X$ F9 C8 T
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
0 m1 n; |8 w; y. N: Z, o2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. - a# g- @& x3 d# ~9 E/ \2 L
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
. p/ |3 W9 G- Z! F% V8 j4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. / i4 r, }- w1 }. C% j/ ?. \6 W
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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! F4 w b0 `5 S5 _/ Z. _3 DTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO ' I0 `, ]7 T0 g' q% w' q
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. ' u: y: {, t' S# ~4 U7 }9 |
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
8 Y0 K7 A3 h5 I! f3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. $ G; o) l% o6 |6 ^
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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, L/ o7 n/ M9 B! iTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 4 ~5 X' f, x* z% O: ~- M
6 H8 N) H6 C. |1. Racism is socially acceptable
+ h, k6 v: T: A9 T! K# G- ~2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. ; O* n, b/ W6 i
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
$ z( K% o! i9 y C- `, S. `4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
- ?4 N7 { d( w9 n1 [- pTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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6 [3 R$ F: q& X1 wTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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. e, E$ t9 A/ d% N1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
6 \ p0 x) x3 g- j1 R4 Q/ Y2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
4 c. i, }0 p) P/ m, k% k- B4 _3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick $ i# @. `% t& e d! p
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 0 ^1 H [5 q: {" d8 a
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3 |, H1 P/ [: E' J+ Q+ ]0 _TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 0 a' R' ?* Z; c# w1 h' [
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
* p" I4 p8 U6 x7 s0 m" A3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 6 q- R: M) {8 z5 O- C! V
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. m4 m! f9 t% vTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
) d( m& ~! [, q: b h% J4 ~, h2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. , u4 K) B. ^* R" S
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ; l$ ^8 T* T% D; t
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." ' m4 L1 k2 a& O, Q+ d$ @- V
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. $ n! u4 j& ~: X9 p
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. - X D: } C; [ {2 s" W
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9 [& Y2 H7 A* C, a# [+ h* cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND - y9 Y0 V2 L/ |3 G- q1 g7 E
$ K" L T$ a$ D$ M1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 6 N" F' ^6 E" P% w/ s% a* A0 W. B
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
1 }9 c1 J1 Q% g1 k3 G3. The workday is about two hours long. ! _! [8 f& V+ |) Z U. N# y
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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