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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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; R0 U4 M o2 V' L6 e4 q! {4 ?As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.4 q) @3 u0 B' r: t: o2 u
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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! U6 [# @0 @2 Z3 L4 V9 ZHere are just a few reasons why:
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! t- p, x1 {1 p$ CA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,$ U( y5 j! k- G2 M0 Q# W7 T6 @7 ]
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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4 l. r: m X% {" \$ {"What are you thinking?3 q9 K, A( \# S# J; e! s F
你在想什麼?
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; F6 I4 T7 V, k3 N, y0 a0 x, dShe doesn't care what you think.% a2 q# a; j: t& a
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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. p. {1 i/ z6 [! [9 U1 @' e2 R2 ~If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,6 B* o5 N5 O- y+ |/ A
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.7 i4 C* S/ M& G W% a
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西2 M! G" S# ]; {/ @
% x/ [2 \# |$ c- MShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.3 g# j5 p5 ^* B8 y# H! p
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.' y- O1 _- j( C. v, s& k
40歲以上的女人穩重自持4 n* S$ Q+ `2 }$ D6 c8 z l
* `* P3 \" J1 O( i- IThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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" \( ~; r; Q( ?; z! Dor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
" X; L' h5 v+ |% I; P當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地6 O- j4 i6 x0 Q/ y1 h. U
1 \, j( @$ F2 x! Y$ Y4 S, @If they think they can get away with it.
( D5 I1 _! s9 }; v) Q/ H一槍把你給斃了。& Y* a; E- [. |- h4 A
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.) t* q: M9 s0 m9 I* C G) A
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)4 a- Q+ R5 F, {* l
' v% C6 O+ q" M3 rThey know what it's like to be unappreciated." {4 Q L* A0 T( U- P+ z4 D
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味1 c7 N, g; f# T- x& ]
% p7 ^+ V4 @$ K% Y' h0 Z& uWomen get psychic as they age.; [! P" O7 {" |1 X. C2 [3 a9 U
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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- Q; @1 M; D* H5 Z' ]' G8 ]7 Da woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.! b( N: Z3 v" J& { n. W! ?1 C9 ]( _
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感5 ~! E+ ~* Y( q% f }7 U
1 @! _- p$ g# kOlder women are forthright and honest. A; `* ~' G* P
熟女直接又誠實' r; [' A7 r! O
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.' S0 F3 ~) Q# w- ] s
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意( k3 ?+ d) I6 @1 B" Y
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.9 V2 J. G2 H% C
40歲以上的女人有很多優點+ e; }: F+ g2 y! |' D. B/ D
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.$ T: a' Y h0 r o: U
40歲以上的男人呢?+ l7 m- F) O; E# }3 m
$ s+ ]+ l7 M& ?# iFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,) x, k2 P( H E1 M8 |) E3 B3 g
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人6 e2 c! P7 W6 P, f3 q% n8 c3 Y3 b5 h
! n4 [5 P! I! l3 ?, @ N$ n' m/ ethere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants9 v; v& I9 t; {* x: s& K
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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Ladies, I apologize.
3 O7 ^$ O9 M6 R2 z2 K8 V8 o; c$ k女士們，請容許我在這兒1 p) C- u& [( A" ~( Z
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For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
4 ~; ]( C" X( \1 a1 n. ~9 ]那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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6 S3 H* ^% G j9 Hhere's an update for you.
& S! t: P& [6 M9 q, |實在是太搞不清楚狀況了6 f3 q4 y* K9 K, U
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage." | u' a, P* S7 K
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚+ \2 c5 V, Z" S
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage" V3 J$ d5 e, V5 H; e) H' `6 H6 g
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
