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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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/ D9 \9 U6 Q4 D/ R" e* RAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
; M7 M f; o# R* W5 N, m隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人8 t9 N' Q5 _, B$ z9 L1 g' X/ v* Y& q
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,; c6 T$ I& y; O+ e& f
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:( f& \2 H4 r o" L
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"What are you thinking?5 y4 W% {2 o3 R
你在想什麼?
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; z: {# ?8 R9 Q5 A) l% F K/ ]She doesn't care what you think.
5 B! m& }9 H" v* T: q她才不在乎你在想什麼。1 M" @+ B4 k2 }; q9 z$ f% `! {
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
- U4 S' h" |! A0 w; M# |- X40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽5 I1 q: x& q5 ^+ |$ ^
; c* K2 d n" n) l. C2 t" cshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
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3 b- h; X: M9 d# f# EShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
- E# Y0 d- R9 ~她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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4 B, g" f# W i4 @! Z- xWomen over 40 are dignified.' y2 T' O! t' N) ^, h% o5 e
40歲以上的女人穩重自持; Y9 a/ o \% \' ]
$ L" S; n; k c: t8 k5 wThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera, L& N7 t y6 ]8 C* l* F
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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2 B3 d ~/ u. \: OOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you5 T' }! P9 G' [. F! u, O- f
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地. A$ @ A6 {" }1 G( [: ~4 V, n
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If they think they can get away with it.7 E" {: T( r6 S f# o2 \+ Z$ Q
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.+ H5 b9 r: j0 G0 @; n8 j7 B5 Q' s! u. y
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)/ Y3 x6 U( M; D* O5 M5 N
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.' l+ c; e" |! g; y' S/ x8 p5 A5 G! q
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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" p! i1 y- C/ Z3 ?7 I3 |! H$ r% qWomen get psychic as they age./ d; }0 x( Q% k: s& ^$ C
女人越老越通靈5 V6 f3 w! \/ }1 s6 Q# }" x2 P
2 ^) R' z& I% TYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
5 c# h: u1 J4 q+ D9 d4 v9 i; l( y你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.( F7 l5 h) W( {3 v6 V
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感4 b7 n9 G$ e1 B* S( U
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Older women are forthright and honest.
& V+ i, o2 N$ Z( n熟女直接又誠實7 z# f" ]5 j- j$ N3 q' p$ w
! u* K0 Z/ i. r# ^" l+ WThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one./ [. U+ `5 o) m1 u8 p1 Z. W
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.+ K. F1 f7 K `9 l- S
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意% ^8 a" O. ~6 L$ C% O
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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3 O8 H/ a: }9 n+ T8 _9 ]Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal., G. S& ?: t, N" M9 U" J- E
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40," g" B" q, v" `+ ?5 p( d
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人+ {& Y" |* t) o
/ K- B6 z9 D9 j5 [# Lthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.3 c" i6 P% l: t) P2 ?, G
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Ladies, I apologize.( x9 ?+ |" V. |# r7 f
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,' L' @' Y: f# z* ]- r! x
幫妳們說句公道話:
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2 t; C6 i7 ^1 _! S"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?# Y. e8 A, Y& M7 i7 l
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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* A0 e: N! e4 f$ f8 |7 m- phere's an update for you.1 Z1 p! |# d* ~1 X
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了% j1 Y8 v8 A. p9 h' Z! Z8 Z8 o, S
" w2 d8 P: V) A) N9 lNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.9 P* K0 t8 v9 d* z# j$ P
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. Y- i/ r- G7 I! M& ~# p. T" x
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
