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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.! T0 e/ R. z5 Z5 l" W, I
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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4 W- N! g" [5 q) d1 [" i& {2 KHere are just a few reasons why:# ^2 m6 M, E ?, ~, D# U
為什麼呢?$ _$ `+ F0 Q2 m" n4 I6 W [* a
( ^0 ], O2 W! N. H" UA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,1 R* B& @0 M5 L8 j7 S: v/ @0 k
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:4 H7 s/ g* `9 g0 h2 Z7 h' h
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,* p: z6 w6 j3 D% r
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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4 p X T3 ]: n; E) M3 m# i# a- DShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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# a, M9 }" ?: eWomen over 40 are dignified.
( B! N O3 M3 a# T5 T40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.2 N5 f, m% x2 ~6 p+ P. I+ l/ o. g: o
跟你大呼小叫0 U" N3 W: U3 w) e; _
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you9 A' J4 v' P) `! @
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地- |* w# Q n8 h9 N9 J3 n
- n% k. G7 T9 I% lIf they think they can get away with it.3 J/ D! t) \2 X# ~6 U
一槍把你給斃了。; Y3 N- u! r& f
5 D0 A, g3 M4 o2 Z6 n' s2 @Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
9 v% D0 [! N5 Q1 M熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)* j: B$ B# R H$ S4 C) G
7 o4 i u5 T/ w+ q# ~- D7 `! BThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.. i/ K" C: W& q1 \/ {- h0 z
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味& T4 }7 [9 l1 _3 ~ p) J
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Women get psychic as they age.; K" Z' \, u: S* u' C1 l
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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8 _$ C7 _. U uOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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' ]; |: T; h; [# M* r8 ca woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
4 r1 [( V: p6 R4 z9 J40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.. ]* C& q' n; z" x* x D
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意( J, P+ t; V# D. Z0 k
( N8 m7 Y* ?. K1 z1 xYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.' G8 P" z. N0 w. ~7 W) }) ^
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.2 G3 H, N- g+ i
40歲以上的男人呢?
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. `9 ~# N) n9 E: DFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
' L0 n& o! m6 Z相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人" E; f* @1 g. l! F5 C) @5 p
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress., k$ |# p$ o, q# N9 e: t1 ~; c Z
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情# Q& J& p/ k' ?0 s' p# J4 V
, _$ G2 o' i# V# W% r2 MLadies, I apologize.7 R( h% i+ Y$ s4 X- X3 W# z
女士們，請容許我在這兒# p/ M; i% n3 }, }' k
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For all those men who say,
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: `- |0 E: `. X; C; L"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?8 y' k1 \! i6 f. g
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人! S; p: v% N" E! C2 e, B2 O3 }( P0 P# L
6 s% l! e& L3 S1 h, D7 W- K- V. r& Ohere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
, ?3 t; Z1 f( s& q d; N2 I8 e今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
' A" b5 ^ }5 ~& E$ u# y因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
