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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:8 Y( X+ T7 }8 Y: H1 H* ]$ Z/ C' ]" s
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
* P7 N/ S1 b# {$ @+ V7 L( a! J隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
* N2 z0 \" V$ ?" L為什麼呢?
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. A% q# S" n9 f6 B7 BA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, a7 K$ z: S, i0 R
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:$ Y, V( X; Q4 |' j
3 F: Z% e O, F: P6 {4 G"What are you thinking?
# U8 T) ^( H/ K* r" E( [你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
9 x$ s3 u3 I% _她才不在乎你在想什麼。7 p X! Q3 {# _2 J
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
+ ]/ w/ Q* ]$ V40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽# d H; U* v8 d U& A4 O
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.* {3 f' z6 q$ {: u+ B& N1 x6 O3 G
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.2 z8 t/ m, K% E E, f
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情, f; Q1 y3 F2 v0 k
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Women over 40 are dignified.
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera& y$ n. a6 }) ^; D
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡' l6 b' g% r, ~9 Y
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.3 Q+ t5 s7 U5 N, s, Q
跟你大呼小叫' z1 t6 \3 W( V E6 ]. b
* W/ {7 Z, u7 y+ W9 |Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you# x4 e& a0 i/ ~) u+ J* k; d
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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b e0 N. @3 \9 C. ]: o' k3 kIf they think they can get away with it.1 R6 V' A7 C, o& g. D
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. T. M5 P, G+ w* [. e5 @
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
+ D; W* U# q) C7 ^) i' e因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.+ s" S, z: c, ?1 c& c( ^
女人越老越通靈
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& h" f/ `0 F1 U9 Q# d' I$ _You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.9 O5 Q: G2 W4 r! Z7 e
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔' S: T% q6 T" W
' Z: m8 c- n- o/ d# K# i! uOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,8 q( `7 L! Y u+ @8 Z
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見# K; C( D6 t5 o- g
& p* ?) ^ F+ P. m1 l- s5 na woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.; ^9 o4 x; y* r6 D' Y$ s
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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( O0 L/ G* S& a9 `3 i" QOlder women are forthright and honest.+ D' b9 I) a4 n1 }6 d
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
: g8 Q" c9 f, w如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.. g0 ?4 y" [. l
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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; }6 `% x, O2 S T. B9 O( f4 mYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.9 H) c7 c! k' u" V1 U& Q5 v
40歲以上的男人呢?% J a' N3 |/ H3 ~) p7 O
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,' e) r2 k' W4 C
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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, ~/ j0 q& _, Z% Sthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, ~0 C4 V8 C4 l' t4 L" Z
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.
7 ~* A. w" S6 V女士們，請容許我在這兒5 Z! N0 z& [% {1 o( ?( D( n. J
: n7 Q$ `. [. [+ l U# V, m0 MFor all those men who say,8 T5 n6 V4 k" ^( G- e% N: z
幫妳們說句公道話:6 G) O; ^) _/ C I
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
5 y# C$ Y) t0 C6 I; y那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.! r) G. `( Z) E* [- _9 w) Z* J
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了* h! O3 m2 O. g0 t; U2 v
% Y; B+ K0 C1 p) o( Q9 T8 i2 oNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.1 p# N. K0 Y( Z5 A' S7 _# ? W
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?* v( e6 B4 K) O7 v
為什麼呢 ?: ]9 v* m6 m- J; _1 Y
9 S+ C, L* |" u! b: UBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
# Q9 a2 P: Q& G/ r) }1 ^因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
