English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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3 A! N+ V9 c( S) e: C( f发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
" }* b: c0 I4 w) l( w. L4 A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
8 X5 S3 g9 {2 m) T* NOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
# i& g$ J; E" n% d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
6 o5 ?+ J* V- |Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
# c' V0 k3 G! V1 g) S. U4 gBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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5 I/ s: b* V& U9 C  w; z+ |Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
5 h6 F7 F+ h# {. N8 C. NThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
( \. L  d% h) s  D& Y+ w1 M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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! W' J9 o# N7 J+ r- o+ m9 B& _Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
. \6 P; \4 Y1 @5 g/ Y) H( I# WNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! p6 n% R3 F2 ]/ C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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# t7 D* X* n3 K5 sChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 O9 j) ~* [& B后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
' f  q* t# v1 j! l) Q"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
" w  R, x9 n9 u) Z3 p; }"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( b. k& m4 T) z努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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" t9 K3 d5 s9 w, L' s/ D: [A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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. n& s8 L# @, sThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
' Y, m, M6 }! B# S3 b5 `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。