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4 M% Y; [# v6 U发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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) d3 S7 O+ @. HMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
$ r$ S7 n) Q! `7 v! }; v" YLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
0 ~% D! t- f/ W) R# R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; R: D8 s$ v- Y& h' C每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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3 g4 ]7 ?: k# U7 q2 SEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
6 M. I- O# D  g8 I" T/ ]  c( ]The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) x' P1 t7 k* _' _* x+ |不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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  A9 X) W" t4 s# o$ \* k/ x) @2 YLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
+ Q  @, e+ o- s" m2 O* }5 N( N/ X$ C' OChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
% l$ ^) Y- m, F3 v6 k0 @5 x- {( B"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( X& W9 u7 ~1 ?! Y8 m"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
; [( G5 k4 J) u& c0 Q9 M; d4 r1 \' J努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2 K; q, H( o$ z" ]两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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# B+ d# g, M7 x9 bA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% c) s6 R: t$ z' @' m+ [' y% W% |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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9 M- ?: A5 K: s" W+ N' C; K: D7 HThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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