English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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) _0 ?1 G5 W% B) v7 U( zMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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3 J: d/ a: c2 `: k$ gOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 e( V2 s) z6 Q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
% S; n3 ?" }1 d% h* ?要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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6 R& c- p2 N7 n* v3 c6 a( ^2 ?3 I& nBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: l% w9 Q2 U1 }+ h: R每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 u' Y& K# N0 v再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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% S2 ]* Z+ c" N* oThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 ]) h1 |; V, l, T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
# I+ E8 U# _* Q+ L% F9 B# P"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
" O. `1 Y/ {2 B& }4 IThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; {4 r' K1 l! P! g( [; U6 y0 [应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
! A( k1 M+ W6 U8 N6 @"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( o0 v; u$ _: t' F% Y6 a$ k  X' X努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  \$ W" {2 d2 G- I) g! N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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1 z2 g! `$ ]  TA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。