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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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6 ~- ?/ g9 F: h3 q$ }: `7 w发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  / T, N" N9 k+ M+ q, d& c. g9 M
  
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% @/ D; [0 g  L- F# ZMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
1 h2 H8 a/ }  ~- D" n, j% i; H钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 A" k( O$ X" x1 y
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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2 \& x5 O! U7 B6 c2 Y4 NLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 1 z' H5 d& m3 R& G3 X; }! e* N( T5 Y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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# m+ ?: W8 i, K  ]' k, D, mBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.   J$ C# e' Q0 Q8 y9 O
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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' u7 c% e6 V9 G2 L$ f* AEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' Z* V0 I  ]0 v+ o+ ?- E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 0 J+ F5 s1 a3 w# ~8 Q9 T
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 2 J) s$ ]  Y, c' j4 M" Z% N
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 1 ?& t3 T' W9 K5 G; Q. O
  
3 r  G7 H- J! `* e5 nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. : q$ f6 \4 k, ?
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ! A9 @' n& [! X- ?
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. : h$ o  o% ~2 W
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5 J( w9 T: s! s, A9 MLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. * ?; C5 r2 I9 l1 z8 A; M# ?
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 6 [/ ~- u8 {# Q$ R0 Q
  
2 r# z/ a) [/ J3 ~+ F4 f1 [, OChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. / z% ?6 |$ q& M, Z
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. $ }( c2 Y+ y0 @
  
' }9 o4 c% y) E# w1 \+ `( Q"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 S6 Y2 t3 F3 X* o3 z8 v"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 0 i9 N1 O$ P* Z2 p( A
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
6 D  z: j4 w, ]9 a6 e应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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% t5 v, A+ h, h& x$ g"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
0 V# ?7 S9 R* ^. n: x2 b1 J% H努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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# `) b5 W- X- H( C8 ["Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
1 W3 H! e& ~9 O' Q9 R- G1 d工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. $ ?4 ]% H7 S; n0 q) ~' b
  
4 n* N. }2 H9 U7 bGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. * f4 Y( V6 c: {  d. X5 d+ U, w
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
! ^  V2 Y0 i# O! E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! , K# F0 h9 c/ q, c6 \
  
& d! q8 ?9 l6 QA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. : z5 p4 P$ R# N, n2 t
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.   P8 ]& @1 }. Y  @4 C' \; R
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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