English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
. P$ u+ K8 e/ GOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
# n5 {+ W  j' aLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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4 M1 O1 Y! q& j% G. B* c0 YBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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$ |9 R# z1 [- P  T# UEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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& ^+ \3 c& g* J+ C' P) cNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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$ H8 H9 L1 u4 _- t7 M+ NLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 ?' o: H) ~9 Y. l9 T$ K后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
& P! P" i- T+ z& q' D4 q$ l) J"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
# Q/ X; v9 N/ a4 A4 z8 v"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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. z' J6 q+ G) f( p3 l7 j$ `"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
7 k' ?1 N  m4 Q) u7 d8 d( `; b9 FGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
! b8 u3 A8 d% P$ @) \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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) r7 c7 L4 @/ j1 ~A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
! \: T/ Z. ^) P5 P5 v; X+ sThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。