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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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5 l" ]; @" a6 @Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.- h% u3 p( |* s! P$ V
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail." u1 c+ l) r/ z# \+ o
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What can I do?8 f& |9 v$ {% l
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Signed,
/ ]! ]) ]& ^/ CDesperate Housewife   X* z" g6 k8 X2 p. U( E7 {5 ]' I

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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:0 I# n, w6 k  r$ p. |
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. ! Y: ?) Z& M3 ?8 y' H

% |) A4 o, I4 x+ h  Y9 ^Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .! X% s% ]/ y( [( B* @

* K& f& s' y% B1 cIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.6 M" _  ], ^& y- u: O' V
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.7 K3 K& @  Y: J6 x
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.: @' I% b5 t- d# q! j
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.6 t* h' a3 y- k2 V+ a3 f0 [# e
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and* Z& Z  a. L: p; r% ~
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.& t. F  {* [: Q9 y8 C6 p

: ]# B* |6 q7 |+ O! H$ d9 eGood Luck,! t( q9 x, i+ e: q1 L
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