UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

, p# R! v1 M" O2 d" YIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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1 l5 W. U' R* }+ O) m' ?What can I do?

/ B) S( V: b/ m4 e2 p8 }Signed,
$ K' G/ l2 ]9 c1 P8 ^' ]8 NDesperate Housewife

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2 f- Q7 }3 ?* R' HDear Desperate Housewife,

7 n- x& l9 `- ~' tFirst keep in mind:
+ }: b0 L) J( L8 Z- zBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

' C( S& A+ T7 `- `+ \% I* MIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

" V4 V, f5 D& b; E( b$ UBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

9 S4 v9 O7 J/ ~- c# gLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

  z7 E2 ?6 P' Y6 ?6 c6 R/ a! o/ D7 qWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

/ P" Y9 o, G* P9 FIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
8 l" d7 M! |# Kperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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" ~7 n6 R$ y# v8 R2 X6 xGood Luck,
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