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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,) p; s+ K. J. ?3 F0 L3 c" J
/ a7 @+ U7 U9 w, d, c/ }Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.3 n0 W9 a+ r& c O8 q( |
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0." @% [7 m! {6 q1 r4 o5 i/ V2 M
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?1 ]. b/ F: F" c' u' b6 j- l4 y! N4 S7 M
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Signed,
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:: c- n4 O: v, e' K2 F) V
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. : P1 r/ e4 X/ s/ C: N
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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3 r8 m: I1 B/ }6 {If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.# @* s+ |5 c0 u' K
9 C J3 T8 ^/ S6 g$ _But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.$ y, I L: |% s$ ? q
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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( E4 g/ z. t2 H% Z& W0 wWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 6 d% X0 c! j0 x$ {/ R0 r
1 G Z4 c: T: B9 m c' G1 QYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
: Y- P5 c1 ], \5 @performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,+ p& U$ U& W8 z
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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