UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

( y2 w1 r0 b0 u7 k5 _9 r+ V+ h$ h; dIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

/ z; Y2 W, h0 W& B3 v8 U) z$ rAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Desperate Housewife

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Dear Desperate Housewife,

& ?0 b) I. k1 P0 T  E+ }First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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; I: F% o# q  H; ^' S4 _: o3 I+ wTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

& ]9 Q& }  Z! X& s( n( I% \If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

- g2 i7 R5 [) L5 R1 K0 IBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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5 J* G0 Q' x$ \' a4 p$ G/ z, AIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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/ \1 P$ w* Q0 t+ C& XGood Luck,
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