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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,+ W, [' p3 G# A# V8 O( n% d5 _: g
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. u: d4 Z. c5 Z& }6 q
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.; r! P( z! h0 V
- O4 @. z3 y$ y* ?And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.& \! W% o8 J8 q
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What can I do?1 ^5 i9 i- T' W5 u
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Signed,
8 q* ~6 c4 d- A2 v5 U8 Z- ?3 V3 EDesperate Housewife
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Dear Desperate Housewife,2 L2 }( n9 |* I6 B0 {6 L5 @
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* M/ K, h( E4 w" Y1 c' r3 N; mBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. : A% Y. j/ e9 a0 j# H! t& D3 a
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.* B4 b2 q- ]- i. F6 B F$ a6 O
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.. ]7 G' G, y: {- ~- Q
* M, ~# w8 l' iLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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5 [1 y5 @; q, h6 I6 LWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.; P: q p3 A9 r) m# f; Y
' K2 h5 E0 h0 n. W& SIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. $ }% }! u& |" R3 L5 E
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and. U/ Q0 O! E# ^1 Z
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.2 x; `1 `! U# I: g( I& _% `
6 C& Q0 X. H; F! l/ YGood Luck,, ]" |4 p) Y) d0 i
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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