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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ' x* M' R" J& I. _7 ]8 w" c; I& U
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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& t+ b- n' r( M* a [' d$ I Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' & a9 Y! Y: j+ q3 O1 d
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 1 k/ [& s" e' ^8 i' ?2 u- k1 `2 I
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 q& e* P0 i" W/ r3 C9 M, q6 m) g
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6 k1 c$ n0 P% t" I6 M She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " @! D6 D, i) G. ^
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, + Q; `1 {2 Z, B: c* m! G
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; R8 i+ `6 I6 H' L9 V1 _& E 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ! T4 Q- x' [2 ^8 D5 P
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/ j% s/ T" }& m0 o/ m He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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x5 m- p, E4 N+ y& [: s Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 0 s2 s* }' }! T1 k
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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