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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 8 R% z5 {% n2 C& A3 {" {5 v/ p
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7 X/ w8 H4 b _4 ]% m) EA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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8 o- ?& w8 J/ _1 h Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. * z8 c% x, L o4 X
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/ c; i+ W. K/ F He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 7 ?" Q; ~$ h: x. L l
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Her and says, ) i2 g U4 m4 {& c8 q
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to / {$ Y& n0 @& p; `3 A4 W9 [5 c
6 c- T: _4 j/ G7 _) z2 m/ ~ Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 5 @# o) S: i; N2 v4 K3 h
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8 T9 a* S% |% n) a He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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