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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. / @# H% y# v+ q7 W: Z9 H4 O
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9 ~! g+ O7 [) y2 @( F! C6 JA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 9 V$ O. z! s5 R, Y1 K. l2 ]6 M
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' # z m& @5 T/ s+ v- U9 `
5 y% ^ k1 {1 `( B8 ?7 Q The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' / X1 n) b2 Q/ O! K( f0 }
. |$ Q1 P& ^* z# D* n Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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* `# u9 }8 B O; h4 Y; ]6 M She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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8 v0 t$ V2 \, A% {# X- N* g; ^ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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+ L% l! t) X4 P8 z Her and says, 7 c( c7 u7 {& D$ b5 s
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# t9 J; O& q1 d 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to - r7 `" p- A) K2 z2 z
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 1 v+ V6 k) j% V7 n) R1 s9 w
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0 V. K. L8 E; c. L9 F He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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1 x. _& Z8 T/ A1 ?7 ^ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ! G" n& W% P i$ p
0 i( w7 C J/ e5 ] 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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