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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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$ z% i; G* s, r: @) H/ l' K; NA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' + |( _% k/ @- |6 D' a
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 1 E% L: V7 D) p+ w5 x
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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6 u5 d8 i$ g% T) p Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. " w0 Y' H* i8 t# V3 X* V- H3 _
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7 t% x2 ~) Q! s D She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, ! Q7 U' @5 c, _/ z. p! Z
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " V$ G- \4 P, ^& J& }# x l+ x
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 3 } N! J5 g" m8 S3 t% q1 H4 h
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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发表于 2008-1-16 14:56
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