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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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K0 S, a: s- d* D7 V) w* AA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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6 X9 j) L* r6 n/ k2 j7 [ P Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' $ L; L5 P/ s* P( ?. g% b
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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) I7 M5 k% D7 Y$ k0 J, u Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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! M" u8 J4 Z+ {4 n9 e, }: t She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. , n0 X6 R% j- P' F/ c: V
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- E+ H3 A, R- W$ J He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 2 T8 H" g& {2 L
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to / l- h+ O: |4 J3 \) E, u* I
) X, ?- q5 q* E$ a Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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( P5 L1 |8 \. q3 \ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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! I6 e* P! A6 e( p, u Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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