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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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4 X2 Y: P& I( G9 C- I6 ^+ _ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 3 x: e7 w$ h: u6 m) l. D+ E
; I- ]4 x& Q- F2 { The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 1 L+ g) q: \* l! o: [+ S( s" c
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. & q1 o) y, {: c3 t
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 1 k6 e0 @4 I1 n' _* d! T
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3 {6 R/ X* W: H He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 2 \# M8 k. p" {! K6 J9 a: E
. c/ E: z3 e4 s7 l# ^. H Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to v- i3 w& `0 z: _" t0 {* v; U" w5 a, A1 L7 b
) M% S# I: e V/ G Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' u2 d& o4 E5 b( m9 I
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( O& W, l" i9 h He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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* a* y* O1 ^* R Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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