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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' % d) X& v W, I* }
; u, R( n% Q3 |1 h Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 3 |$ U& s% v `* i2 O$ ^) Y. L& f
$ ~' v4 V7 x6 g) y The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' : u9 ]8 v. i3 H' c# U
# B- Q0 ^. q6 d9 B& l! b; s Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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& ^! b; u9 p) _& b" I' f* u He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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7 C N( _. ~5 }4 {; j& o Her and says,
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# L5 o+ ?" Q+ y: } 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " p" r/ W0 U6 S/ b1 o
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a # ` O2 c- I6 G( q: z
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ! e4 s; f+ r% V# q& k
4 p, C; T, i9 U( d$ d 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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