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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 0 U4 V5 J0 x3 q6 `
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0 G% R' r# K4 J& W4 F( AA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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9 q2 K% U5 S3 O% Z* @ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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' e# z8 d& O5 S" d She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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# ~: R& T1 Y, V( r5 E) ~ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to # W- N7 `0 \: h7 M/ G
" d! V& ]; b' ?2 \ Her and says, 5 t* P0 V4 u4 O0 N8 c1 c9 S
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+ b, E' ~9 l) j! u }$ W 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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4 v) `0 ]) M5 ]+ |" q Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 0 p! [" [; _; E0 {& S [
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 4 p4 L4 [( B: [
3 J$ I: |& Y. _1 D) I Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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' U+ |2 K2 l! `9 } L# I 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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