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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. & C6 H& g+ q3 X# v" y2 S
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9 o; p4 J! x& I- j1 ?- @+ @A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' * f6 z. X) u7 c' u8 }# p! T4 ~: K
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ' k7 s* `4 t; v# T' k3 T
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. * A& e+ h. E/ d: X
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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. e# k. ~% M6 {3 R" X Her and says,
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8 y9 E, z2 O) L 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to " r9 s' Y6 g h7 D. W Q
* J0 o" x1 |" L6 ]2 L3 i Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' + a9 g" _! y3 K( S
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4 I3 O3 ?) o1 z+ Z2 i* ?, q! }/ v He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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! l- |* h8 L! K; { Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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6 ^8 W0 ?% s1 \9 k; I 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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