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, v3 r, M3 b8 X `, S, V8 @+ PWhy did God make mothers?8 m- E2 E; ^9 E% @
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.4 A$ M; C" ~6 m9 `3 j8 M
2. Mostly to clean the house.
% u( v+ D8 [1 P8 y3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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& x* i5 {4 A* t# W- gHow did God make mothers?
+ p. U- a6 p n, O7 x0 w; p1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
o4 H# |0 Y' u3 K! ~2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 5 B c5 v' X0 `5 C( h6 M
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 0 I# S* M' K5 b) n
; W2 B3 v8 W- ^! ~/ P; t( I% w LWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
3 X* W) w, W7 \0 z( a2 k0 B) n# `1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
4 Q# P7 N! q9 P5 j4 Q/ F! y, C2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
$ ~/ m* [3 n3 r, o) a$ _9 h1. We're related.
1 b( j) R( K, M, t4 @2 g2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 3 s7 v$ S9 @/ A! N/ [
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What kind of little girl was your mom? $ \+ v4 ^; J D' }, [3 U( O
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
# ^. b1 B# ~. b2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. : `8 l; f" c2 D( V8 i
3. They say she used to be nice.
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9 v: f$ ?2 ]- AWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? # X) Q3 }6 p. _* t& L q
1. His last name.
, B, H# H) h3 F2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
/ h7 Z( ^2 w! m2 Y9 s3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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; w- l8 F& C# o4 t9 MWhy did your mom marry your dad? 8 _1 e/ Z2 D. Y
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
( j- G9 g! M. Y/ l- [2 F7 Z) g' D2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 5 n7 w' P; G* [+ {: f8 o; Q6 m
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. - H/ ~% C( Z/ ^4 j
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Who's the boss at your house?
5 k, A' b: K' {1 Y1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 6 Y4 {% f' A3 y4 X+ ^% l9 A
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
% z; E( ^# T/ v* B+ J$ c3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
; _* u/ h2 S5 Z3 n1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. " r. k" a) b) f( n V2 G
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
/ D- a# d5 N; R: ?( _6 {3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 3 B- W- F [0 `& W8 l
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. ' c+ b. _5 I' j% Z6 \# F# u# {
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ' k9 l E2 j* i! j1 o: K* n i: y4 k
1. Mothers don't do spare time. E4 ~$ i" k+ `% G5 t* K( O8 w$ B- V
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 3 \. c4 i$ G" R, t# Q" p6 a; e
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? + W8 E4 k n% B O* H6 ]
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
. } j g( s, a1 y, A! d( e2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
( {5 D% j5 e- z, y" V7 r8 v7 W1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. % I/ l( k& d# \( t# K$ l
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.9 p8 `; u- o8 O, _* a
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ; d' S5 t5 _8 S2 b4 ]1 N- K6 e8 m
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