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6 P+ _+ }9 R7 o( I/ ?Why did God make mothers?
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. W2 M8 @$ S& J& V1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.3 R# K _4 f- g( Q. `' {9 x
2. Mostly to clean the house.
* u% I. @$ }9 ^- c8 k1 Z) |2 F1 e3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. , D! S5 ^# A1 q" O( p& N. B
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How did God make mothers? 4 @- {& y9 u$ K2 R5 f
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.; a0 D: n& w0 A" i8 H% }, Q
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 6 @0 S, q( v4 D' J
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ) C* W9 W" X9 D5 @ D, C6 `2 y' ]$ t
: r; i4 X& j* x3 `- H" oWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? # t2 V) L+ }5 t ?" F
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 6 c4 E2 }) X: m$ b9 J0 `$ T/ r
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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$ b- ?& b3 n" U% g% x3 g$ sWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
) R8 ~4 g0 Q" J3 i, o* b* u6 e9 l1. We're related.
- ?4 i7 |: d4 m% ?6 o8 B! P; W2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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' M; o0 [+ f1 _* y+ |$ rWhat kind of little girl was your mom? 7 X/ q8 ~ h3 d
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 1 v4 X! i, p6 ]) C4 U
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. / `# J" l2 [' k( ~
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 8 L1 a* D; a" R, r6 N/ I1 U- _( F$ C8 K
1. His last name.
7 c) W- F: m. e5 R% A2 d2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
: x) S+ X; A6 q' a# N# K3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? # I; [7 y. Q9 z/ x( G* N
) Y) o( j3 Q! {% xWhy did your mom marry your dad? . N2 x/ E8 W9 p# s9 |
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
9 e( F9 g: @+ v6 W! s8 S$ U% ?2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
! G7 X' C4 m$ P; G- L* \& G3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
, _* u& y8 i7 q" E5 M7 [3 z1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ; a# _! d/ @$ {, x7 a
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
) a4 v& t5 M$ |# x3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
2 X4 p% h9 w% n8 R1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
7 x t1 ]# {1 m! f G7 o" l2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.* c5 C- i( M) F. e S; l& r7 \) O
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
* Z4 Z. ?5 M3 d4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. ' d& C4 Z9 Z% z( e d
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
. R0 c7 J) Q' c @1. Mothers don't do spare time.
, O$ P/ p9 c5 u* `% s. m. I& d2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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+ w" N6 s V* O; AWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? ( Z& z8 o" n! {4 Z0 H8 W; ] N
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
" I0 O7 }! Z" p" x2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. + M2 K) j# |9 r: i2 Q
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 7 Q2 h" y( J' A) Q3 U
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
) _ _7 o! x; G# X9 i& g2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
' E% Q! E7 n# ]2 d5 l3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. - Q: Y g1 l& F( v' e% a% R4 y
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