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r v( ?8 c# k4 s7 ~. @Why did God make mothers?
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5 c5 U# E- [- T; P* T2 D1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
& X K, Q. m* y2. Mostly to clean the house.
' V2 K: v0 r# Z$ }% h+ \2 `5 h. R3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? 9 v' y7 g5 {7 N3 \! M
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.9 _/ M& K: ]& N, z. t6 x
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 6 R& [9 v5 _# L( ?7 {5 n
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ( ?9 K% b( y+ V1 Z( }# H# `
7 G1 t& v" q% g! m) nWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? : `$ b# w7 n5 g1 A
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 5 |" U0 l& C, R. y T: k
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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, e4 l4 b, |/ \% {Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ! L6 ?# }' }+ l* Y& t: o. f! _
1. We're related.
, g5 z5 U! }) L( }4 z7 \9 P2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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0 @5 F6 }: J+ F4 yWhat kind of little girl was your mom? ' G1 I O8 O u% N' r7 O
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. - n9 }0 s4 g0 Q' ~
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 8 b& U/ U0 G* T, L
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
; j" c+ l8 g2 s: i7 ?' ~1. His last name.+ Y% W4 W2 q( T$ V: @
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?+ u% L0 d$ p9 Z# S5 t8 T- l
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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. v* ^" B+ H7 i" B* SWhy did your mom marry your dad?
/ U% H4 n; }9 r& R+ \5 n1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 5 k) B$ C- N5 M: x2 `
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
6 e! Z) F6 \& |7 k! @3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 6 v( b3 n$ B1 z7 u
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Who's the boss at your house? ; U2 A; Y6 k% I+ D' f3 \
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
; G; f& M7 V5 X; i8 s2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
! K- `7 {7 \$ }+ x3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
2 i _) J6 Y9 G6 r% f6 V1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
/ f1 [ _/ j1 ^& S2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
6 K* C/ y) E; M: y% R3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
) y; ^6 H: l0 x' N- t, h4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 5 ^! e; @6 l9 V- l
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
" D5 d1 y: A1 G2 T2 G, j6 ^1. Mothers don't do spare time.
( k: x& k D( Y! Q* I) U9 E! Y2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. R/ n W e5 F2 w
( d/ N2 G" I& H9 l4 tWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
% O0 B# \9 {1 A2 t" E; J" E1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.% T3 A4 q9 q" b! }
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1 [, A. c5 w. X4 k( N, q
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
" J( ^2 ?6 B- _# W. k2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
* ]% e1 J+ Z4 g; w3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. / m0 Y! }: n, }4 Y7 z
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