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4 m; `" O5 ]3 Z5 b# UWhy did God make mothers?) ], L. Q) A9 J. Z! o; E+ v
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.( `% x3 d2 o# o3 D7 f* k5 Y% @) Q
2. Mostly to clean the house. , W$ K) y/ A3 E9 j" H' ?2 i. m- ?9 M
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 3 A) ]; U0 v+ s# D; O
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How did God make mothers?
' _6 G/ k0 i. i* V9 Z2 f& X- x5 O6 M1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.% x& |! e; y0 y9 |& }
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ! q/ ?$ W3 s f+ }/ m( Q M h
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. [4 X& b$ z, @1 V! U
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
0 G) ^4 z9 L) ?+ V% L, I1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. * ^! e: T' X6 C! l6 J* |7 J
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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' e+ z. r: W! e; v. v# p0 fWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
: E- i9 S, y8 C/ n) g1. We're related.; m# E7 {7 o5 y7 c6 f/ _
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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' _2 f5 V- O& E, fWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
) |' o2 F/ K) Z# p/ b; r0 Q+ Z1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
/ z' C. L3 p) U2 `2 ^* e2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. - X& B) L; ]* o1 b. e6 d/ N
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
9 v& }1 K) F* v1. His last name.! h( u1 n I. {1 V6 k9 C7 o
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
! Q/ \+ d# }% T3 X6 G3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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+ x! W8 p" r1 U0 TWhy did your mom marry your dad? ! r8 B: C, P: C! z5 P! @
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. - f6 c' g6 Q1 d( a8 M
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 2 T8 o' w6 d4 x
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ( I8 u+ e3 o2 p( |4 J& t
2 C: ~1 w5 m, d- a) @Who's the boss at your house?
1 J6 c; Z1 [0 E( B' e1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. % ?4 m3 k8 I/ ~# Q( x
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
1 E/ g1 X/ t4 j7 J, ^7 Q3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 8 v0 s" Q! e1 F! R) n1 Y% k
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
5 y* \8 E: J4 X# c2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.- c* a* f% I2 r) g l
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 1 H! ^; H; j; s) X- R8 x" R
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ! q( C* o, w* T: \' C
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
0 s4 ~3 J: @' C' `/ p0 e2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
3 X4 M# O/ k) \ y: j( m# n1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
4 w0 l0 ^1 H* Z) O; e1 F7 F2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ! H# k0 U: z8 Y" [, ~
6 @+ y1 `" |0 _0 G: D4 [. UIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1 s& I$ |9 p/ `) A$ S3 q X: C
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 7 i6 z! k8 H( a, a
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.5 N( n$ g$ _" p
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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