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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale+ U! r3 v' _+ v6 ~0 \" m. E) X
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl' b$ O' @2 T5 L8 h9 t
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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1 g1 e+ |! ?' q5 \* ?2 ohad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* G! h( O' q9 ]7 Y" ]
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had0 Q7 N2 l( w4 c3 j
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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# ^; i% @5 O. q/ H# C2 whigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in6 N* b# l4 l( y" u, X8 Q. j6 q! h
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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, a* A: j. h6 gNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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