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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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0 B" M: D q+ Q8 fThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
+ e1 T6 d, T5 ^3 pget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
8 j( u9 P/ g) tall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
5 g; @ Y5 p5 H& W s( S1 U! {sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, R4 M# M- M( r( S C+ Y& yhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in ~3 S& S" E7 I/ `: j; M& X0 }$ j* R
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 l( |% {6 v1 x3 w" S$ V! Q2 i$ Y
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