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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ! q7 K0 K8 D% `1 a
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
0 s( R5 L1 l$ v$ @had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) B+ ~& e B* `% x9 X% R: A5 g
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in7 v% y" ]$ N& N# e/ x
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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