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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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' S* g& e* l$ q) l; ~The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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$ ^3 t0 Z/ k* d* `' [0 `4 \$ GOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
0 G, F% J" \1 R9 B2 O7 _) _. @said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; o P% n, e9 A/ j( g8 T4 Q
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
0 }' ]% [5 R/ X9 |had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
* O) K$ \7 X" T& ~get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
' T6 {. H$ }; yall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched! p" d2 b$ @* |) E' A# X6 I
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had2 C/ L( c) @& D2 e i) O4 f
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in: l3 Q4 x) k0 [- D
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 T4 I( Y# s) {% t. z6 P7 |
, n; I9 M4 H1 | E, k' aNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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