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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ' [; ~3 s# u5 p; m2 ?6 k, |
6 J: \ `0 b+ QThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl& N& t H$ T' R; |0 |& \
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
3 F- z& o# Q* Vdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
" Q/ C: Q: t/ S, \6 ahad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't1 F$ X5 f3 b- O4 `
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
* [5 {) S! w( Q6 b# @' @9 oall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched# a' [, M. K) J
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had2 r- K$ W% k( k2 D3 |; D
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
) {+ `! V2 F$ F$ }sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!/ g" g/ Y* l# ~; @
' s! m) [7 E6 \4 ~9 [1 @7 [; i( hThe End |
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