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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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' |) M/ J9 x5 P; p _/ V! x' eThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Q2 ~% y7 F4 c- ]Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl" n1 D i$ P1 V
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! y+ W, m' c" {) T5 D, a
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, y2 v+ y: Z, r
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't E Y$ M& i9 h" \7 C1 f/ f. r
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ V0 D) n6 l" B# C7 dall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
6 Z/ k7 n. s( k f7 I2 Wsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
6 V" r5 i0 L- Y# y+ X9 J+ T& Vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ W! s* B6 q* L
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 P; e9 Q$ m4 F. h8 Z( j, ]
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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' [8 w$ Z" l0 R9 Q- GThe End |
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