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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash& r+ m; f4 K' s+ H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song : f* p0 t3 t& k( N6 Y* x
by Sean Morey ) D9 z0 Q% y. Y' J. v/ D5 [: z
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.( q4 V% ~/ D u. u& z
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. - ^( H2 f; y. O) w3 U
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 t; }% W' c) [( i( p; l
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.5 h, W1 N: e$ o2 H T9 y3 ~
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& |0 K6 b. k6 e L" c" X1 f: [- pAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.' X! b9 Q$ N- R0 |1 k
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 c: K1 F( C( g* m8 ?+ G' d'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head., p, g" k7 W; t8 j: ?2 c
. a W7 t: k% D+ X3 A2 YAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.* q: }& l( K* J, i
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
' A4 E2 R& l1 D' `3 TAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 `7 b) K8 P* W8 Q. f* Y0 kI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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$ n; S z) B/ ~9 n8 z& u4 \" @And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
$ M( G- D4 [+ K' O" xAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ _5 q: V+ M/ a1 X9 cBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* y6 Y! _" s- z( y0 l U
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 e. E/ m$ I6 t* Q
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