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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song + n9 l. F9 a1 [$ V! c# a4 M- Z
by Sean Morey
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5 z: ?$ S1 N7 c# J! H) L, M. |0 @7 VI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
9 }! I8 j# D8 A! A* SI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
2 S' V$ W0 k: Q# _! I'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! A! s _4 R$ V1 D) o5 f& j& ]
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* [5 `/ |7 I5 y, d* V! d
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up." Y& W- J, B0 [/ j" i: J
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
. V4 @) M# w2 V3 d% B! G- t'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 E9 O$ l5 I% q( g# p
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 W0 a" S0 |8 C7 {: F'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- u* F, M: @% T+ B8 Y: c; G
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' W! {* r/ a) WI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.6 ]3 H( r9 [, o4 u
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
* P7 |* m: j3 V8 xAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ C6 D+ I8 r" k) e8 G8 u$ n1 t6 IBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
+ u. \$ A* E- a3 z' @. ~; c9 MBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! : t' y }: C( E* X
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