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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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% [5 C2 [$ K$ L0 {I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.& }# x( |, B! Z4 @, n' d
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 ]& w* E/ W! A
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".) B, m# A: V1 ~, Z6 z& M5 ^
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; U9 L6 w5 h4 \8 a1 s3 \# i9 O
+ C* o+ g+ C0 N; iWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.7 L* W! O# ?& v/ H0 f& V; W9 @
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
$ X, Q: X! `) i: v& o' J! ZThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
& ^% z; B) d7 @' ^# _4 t'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.$ P7 a# }9 ?* b8 W& F, G
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
, @5 [% U0 U6 N1 a: ^'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." {4 ]2 n5 v- O
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.' J- v* ?0 }% {3 s
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.. v/ A7 O# ?2 Z, \ W! Q
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
( D5 l; Q; x0 ^$ p4 O8 eAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.$ ^% F) t n. p& R# B- ]
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.; A1 L" e7 W" m; m
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! e" [8 A: V! Y
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