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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
( ^- B/ b0 s) P. s& Yhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song : b! `+ O# Y4 A" N, k2 l( }: m9 ^
by Sean Morey % ?4 m# {9 ~! J3 |4 C4 M
8 u" t% Z/ _8 K \I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
* |, j# O% g4 y/ }& ]I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. * {, X$ h+ b1 |) j
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".7 B9 _% `2 c! E0 t8 w( a6 ]
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.* D7 h$ O! ]3 X
$ a0 F, `; G6 W& a9 mWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
8 |" |5 _4 l4 F p( ^4 OAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
( P F8 G( w2 S% LThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.$ w! T- G$ P) S' t! i% ?4 j3 s) P
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
5 c7 Y0 }( O& G3 ^* T/ ?'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.; z+ |; c/ F0 e5 @3 \/ P
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.5 Q7 g; G: w; D$ \8 z" v6 g" N
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.. b# k9 R* W6 [7 c f, `3 v- U; ]
0 _' A( O/ }+ `& O6 D, tAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
9 j/ c. v' I: J$ d1 W; ~2 t* uAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
+ E0 o; R7 i! M) x6 _! k1 BBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 K2 q8 d) S1 Q2 R7 |& ]5 T
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 u* ]# O# _7 _7 `
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