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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash) k {: a% l( E& K5 c
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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! u! X: d& d( A* \7 e, O: T* \; ]The Man Song
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# `! \ r: j0 v+ K6 RI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
+ H' P' |& K! h sI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ ?1 @7 W- ~( q; ^2 ?" i. q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. g) g. G3 l: g7 @$ F6 C
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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% o# ~5 `3 O) ~5 o6 V/ c" t4 ]What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
" O0 v0 j0 Z( U pAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 i- o- h* F3 U6 QThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.$ U5 V) _0 i2 s5 Z, d2 [$ h
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.& X+ ?- [2 c d: ]) Y* H H
# {( _# \7 _2 Z! H" d/ g6 Y: ^And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 l. h; z2 }# n; Q# |+ H9 b7 B'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# H- I1 F7 p, j1 X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% ^( A8 b' }, ^& w$ A
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( ]! h5 n% m4 _
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.3 Y/ H8 S7 W' o
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., v1 l9 Z# c o' a7 d- B
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.( G" ?! _! y T- b
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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