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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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) j! P6 Z# m7 C7 Q; B5 ]4 JThe Man Song
S! M& C6 x& I' B) e# a. o by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. p) l1 ~1 e' u) ^
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / E! C' I6 c% C- ?
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 e: g4 b( k; X8 O- q# x
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., o% Y3 X+ ]' \# a$ p u0 ]
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 i, \5 ?6 X7 c) QAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 j/ Z7 M2 q( l9 h/ e5 P; PThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.. {+ M: d7 u3 \7 y$ r
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; T7 U( C" w" y$ m- G'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
; o) g/ F+ B4 c6 b8 J: y" i: EAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 f7 i, ]2 _' t7 p
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.% n/ N% p5 f; M+ `* r4 N
4 X8 U/ Y1 |* ?. Z9 F4 F2 J+ E4 aAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.1 C8 q8 t# Q* O# r ?
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 t0 |2 K8 \) W- a) KBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 N3 f7 l, Y" p& L( J/ i' \6 qBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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