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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song : Y6 n8 H7 a* X& W/ g+ b7 d O
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
( m, t( K3 C* @+ ?, }I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 t [; N% U7 q, j: x4 {4 W6 e' C'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
0 J" j, N" @3 x. R+ v/ @: VI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.' F* ^' }+ O) _$ T3 T2 d
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& d! U. p( b9 p( L$ L. G# t' ^And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
1 G3 @" R. y. J1 y }: pThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 b7 a5 X$ f5 j4 i, y'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.8 r( F. x, p: A9 W( Y
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
% z7 {% }/ S8 M. `* z" i'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
% V+ E& N6 }6 e0 YAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
. [7 O* z# h: p, {, lI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.3 x5 p0 [, m" e* T+ e7 q- l
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- C' V% v- \9 t Y+ Q7 @, |) E
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- a, N4 l' W( g
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# v7 i" S t3 N) @1 L y4 ZBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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