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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash" x `( m+ Y" `, I
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html Z9 ^ M* r8 q# j* c
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The Man Song
3 o% u- L7 c# i by Sean Morey . {8 V4 P, U b0 i. i" O) A3 b. N
3 E, B6 u0 \5 ^+ }I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.! S. T% T; s r. T; d% }3 A. O5 }8 e3 H
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
; K# ?9 B6 N0 B5 e2 J# U'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
8 h) w: t8 A: W$ ?* ~* q1 }7 tI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.: v0 O* ~& ^) H
8 n/ S: z1 f8 X) ZWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: _; p" I# z: g0 t: U, |# S
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
: y3 Z8 |7 x. Z* n* Z- o, ^The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; [8 r8 E/ B$ l8 o6 B
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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+ Z" W( _- ]4 T3 N& Q, RAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
7 e W# y, M# B- a; K3 m4 T'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.: e" x6 k& D" A% V1 ~: v
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( A7 z* \4 R% Z& m8 K4 ^
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.0 M, `$ b* X1 L; S" b
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- c2 V, U. l4 m. gAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.! u4 J& r1 H$ i* A
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 _2 n2 l, N: c$ ^1 H
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 1 {6 ?% B, s$ S7 {+ [9 O( ]
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