2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
3 c8 d5 y' [" z2 y$ p( R3 iYou give one to your neighbour.
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3 I6 u1 H' k% J; OCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
) W1 V! V/ K9 x6 R, CThe State takes both and shoots u.

  X- P1 h' ]$ q! \" F2 ^BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
& U; ~4 ~: L* P& S# ]7 x, iThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
- f: w2 `1 d) s# ]! ]- U+ BYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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