2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
( y/ }, ~. ?( Y$ T/ k0 r, y6 c- GYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


+ M* n. I+ }0 S; fFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
" y0 x- {7 @- p! l. I# h- t" TThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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( j. h: d+ L3 n  xNAZISM纳粹主义
; K4 n  z$ p" \0 nYou have 2 cows，
* I: O: D' \. k. A$ ]The State takes both and shoots u.

$ Z# s9 d$ J& O2 `# kBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
* X5 h: d& `( o7 R& `. T  T4 {You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
* _- p/ L' l: I. S& WYou have 2 cows，
+ M3 W$ ?/ n) @You sell one and buy a bull.
0 E( O7 t; k  ~, v  VYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
3 p  `$ R; J4 {; i  VYou sell them and retire on the income.
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