2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
( n# \: C4 J" g$ n: |; W: v5 |1 i# ?You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
  e2 r& `( q- U$ [6 n; y9 u* yYou have 2 cows，
6 ^; P! o! o/ A7 P: _The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
0 }0 S5 u( U1 J2 R/ r4 ~2 s" I3 @You have 2 cows，
: O2 F; N- [4 ^The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
0 a" h: E. }/ pThe State takes both and shoots u.
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You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
8 k& {3 q; V7 U( vYou have 2 cows，
2 y: x3 [  y$ k4 k$ SYou sell one and buy a bull.
/ g" h: W& h! W& pYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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