2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
0 [& z. d, y7 i- k& a7 d( |) uThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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" n* E- v  D4 R& E7 D$ ZNAZISM纳粹主义
# a5 ^/ j# n' A. A! jYou have 2 cows，
+ E: Q9 l- ]$ I8 g. c- d7 nThe State takes both and shoots u.

/ v% H, A8 b! B8 ]BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
; e' @- k7 N9 a! y. |) e" E5 JYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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