2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
; q8 }" R( A3 s1 RYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

: o# n7 E3 j  V4 ]/ \$ W2 I4 WCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
7 f! M% i+ m% Y! k- hYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
6 p6 Z) v+ r! C8 W" t! wYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

% e1 q# D/ n; I( Q* _  g. cBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
2 ]; h7 p# o/ Q6 E7 {) YYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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; m3 \0 r3 O8 V6 STRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
1 ~- V3 v5 c6 u! t  fYou have 2 cows，
3 b$ T( l4 B" m1 DYou sell one and buy a bull.
) i  E0 `6 e: T6 c2 ^Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
. B8 m. u: b9 x) s' O6 u. mYou sell them and retire on the income.

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