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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :/ M( W! J- H1 x2 u! R* H0 m
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
- W" B- ~* Y" V$ jHarold is his name.- T% g" {( ~6 M1 P/ Z4 b
Amen."
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" q# w0 b# b d a0 QA little boy was overheard praying:# ]1 X$ l: t/ p
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."5 |) A) g9 _" Y' F; g
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After the christening of his baby brother V# e X$ R& y
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 j5 Z# K+ d6 _3 Z' Vin the back seat of the car. His father asked$ M3 k' r) r, m. T+ Z9 V
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 ~$ Z2 x6 Q. {4 c# H& Y7 Sboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" ?3 K0 e; N D. A- |/ z: c
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted& J2 E9 l+ l1 q/ @' A. j# z, ?* Q
to stay with you guys."
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, M2 \' |. G' O) B& V0 S( ^One particular four-year-old prayed,
- W" @4 q* d3 U; w% s" P"And forgive us our trash baskets as3 O1 x+ M2 D; J7 l7 `9 a
we forgive those who put trash in our
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0 Y- X3 O, K T+ nA Sunday school teacher asked her4 v& P7 w( r, y6 p
children as they were on the way to3 J! l4 G7 _; Y1 D% y6 i) e$ ?
Church service, "and why is it necessary0 m$ ~. d! O8 i, E5 e3 u
to be quiet in Church?"; o! [% J2 I( G. j
One bright little girl replied,
& Y% s2 k: w6 {. R"Because people are sleeping."$ m9 D, ?' A4 R- e& A3 m3 B0 v
5 _& A6 O0 L; d) h- o. QA mother was preparing pancakes for
0 ]6 ^1 s/ r/ l3 Q- \her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: T+ v# [7 h% R4 Y4 K% _The boys began to argue over who would
4 ~. e0 K6 z# O9 Rget the first pancake.4 J d5 C1 B4 ]! ~
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# G- D2 F( \. p/ |+ {/ X+ {$ Omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
8 J4 S2 V7 j- ^% Jwould say, 'Let my brother have the
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% r2 O! @! r; T2 _0 RKevin turned to his younger brother and
- _# l3 o+ w1 {* @ Usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
) |4 R4 w$ B" g ~# F' F! Ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 Q+ k6 B! e: {- N" S' z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.; @* S& a8 Y% P% i. |/ J
The boy thought a moment and then said,; W+ M. }; W2 M9 f _) P- |: J
"Did God throw him back down?"
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6 `! ~, q7 ^6 I- D' ~/ d( wA wife invited some people to dinner.
. _; _: C! y5 g. H/ X" iAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; c' T' v. V: j9 a# ^daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! H7 K& ?( B! T: F- v/ K6 W7 S6 Lblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The" h: J5 ?8 o7 V( R$ `" f6 V
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 |6 y5 ]+ ?5 \/ y. |6 W+ H- I( cThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
7 B. H( c0 X# C5 k% ~and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these4 l. b( ~( f( a' Z8 Z. [8 ]
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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