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Kids in Church. j% r2 U) d# s" Z b/ Y, R
% }/ S6 r3 U; C4 K. B/ w. i3-year-old Reese :% P4 `7 Q! B3 p* g+ D1 ?& y; l% V* `* Y
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; c. F! Y0 s, H2 F$ i
Harold is his name.
2 p( ?, Z, t" W8 m+ tAmen." w. c0 o: A/ w& b; N$ f) w
3 Q# t! B; H. ~A little boy was overheard praying:
# R5 T6 ~6 V _"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
5 M9 v& m, W1 K \, L. i3 q0 Jdon't worry about it.2 X' E9 _0 ?1 K$ y4 U: m
I'm having a real good time like I am."! J- h8 s- L" M3 U7 q
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After the christening of his baby brother7 _; g! _% D) {$ G4 C3 U
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home# y( A; ?( h [* \) x k; }1 p5 b
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
: e7 [/ h, i1 u+ d/ hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the4 K( r' {& R/ m/ @2 A+ C
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- N( ~" l* u$ m" D8 H8 k& s1 z
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 m0 m. x: A$ \1 ]9 Q) M5 O
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,; M# ~- l4 N& l; v
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
5 v5 A# G7 A' ]2 ~! jwe forgive those who put trash in our
5 \) z# C' c( k1 W* d: Xbaskets."/ _! D! [; Z7 J0 U4 y. ]/ S& Z, ~/ N
) ]* f2 l* e0 R( g3 j1 OA Sunday school teacher asked her* H: p, u8 j: \8 m! u' {6 F
children as they were on the way to
0 h3 A- V( c1 P3 s, D$ ~1 \9 d$ s+ GChurch service, "and why is it necessary( L H5 ^5 A# \6 W
to be quiet in Church?"
" H% z8 y4 p: d2 i+ q$ E1 Y/ _1 @: k( vOne bright little girl replied,
$ I8 ?& K/ y0 `* `5 E4 o$ ~ g+ o+ l"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for: ^: L6 q: z, n& C
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( w7 F0 d! D m0 g0 P$ BThe boys began to argue over who would) J# a- |( g9 Z- ], M" |
get the first pancake.
! h% M! n; A& f: _3 i9 Z$ j( T' D9 sTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
# k; {8 A+ J5 J4 D; o- p5 {moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He) j5 A6 ~/ c: ]5 V& @
would say, 'Let my brother have the
7 o& Y. H1 z& T$ o9 t' T, n- ?first pancake, I can wait' .", y7 ]5 ]- k/ [( Q. J' Q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
4 [3 Z, ~. s. V% O1 m1 c5 p) esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# d4 x; G. D- q8 Y5 o
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A father was at the beach with his children: x' S% s* N6 Y$ I
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# l2 Z% ~& J Q, Vgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, J/ {. H1 d( O9 P$ p4 `where a seagull lay dead in the sand.4 q/ e! G4 D' w1 k
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! A7 N+ Z; e% H- m% m- O6 U: }* |"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& F* G/ Q* n& A- u
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" n' X+ a+ t6 V6 l; D"Did God throw him back down?"" c. \+ J; ^2 G% ^& f$ j
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A wife invited some people to dinner.! S9 S) _! h) Y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old, k+ {5 ^5 B4 K6 l0 w% T
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the# m5 Y- N0 j; Y$ r# Z) {
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The8 c! L. w5 o! z
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.") P8 s1 k/ F% r$ R- ?% n. W
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head8 Q5 Y- a1 J3 }8 z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ A6 ?" Z s0 S ^1 r
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!2 N- m2 ~2 H! C0 Q
& b8 \" R0 N8 A ~/ [! ?Peace, love and happines! |
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