可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
! ^" v7 F% y. Z- h  ]"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) b$ w( j9 c" |5 EHarold is his name.
  X! i5 R) S8 k$ BAmen."

: ?5 j, h0 N7 g( R- @' MA little boy was overheard praying:
$ Q! A1 G& V* B"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
) W" T9 u5 R7 Ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 L; p" g, {8 Y1 Y/ Vhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 H5 F, S$ f" e& cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" e" \7 {& ^+ |. T8 pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
- U' F! K; O' W% I, B0 {/ fto stay with you guys."

* K- q0 o1 ^4 l/ W5 o2 SOne particular four-year-old prayed,
" h" G0 U* d$ F) E  ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, R8 e4 o% ~9 V: ~we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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9 w, Z% ^- s. i; i; J- |A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
6 I: k- d0 H1 T6 ?2 {Church service, "and why is it necessary
1 Q- r  Y" ^# i9 B5 n, Q8 z5 Cto be quiet in Church?"
+ n! f& o2 u4 m5 c! gOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

% g# d4 T  T  O: FA mother was preparing pancakes for
5 {# j! d+ K+ X% d9 Gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
8 D& b& G& u( `- _would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
  L9 U! A0 \. d% @) E+ fKevin turned to his younger brother and
' u4 D8 Y9 h+ tsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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. w2 g  W% s5 K9 W+ fA father was at the beach with his children
3 f$ R' \0 `1 Z- a; ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, W0 o& t4 [' mwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
, B/ ~7 @7 t% U- A; h; y"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
, I! O; i  v1 n& y: l* q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

9 U: i8 A3 R# Q4 s1 lA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( a: T2 Q+ ?2 Rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; {# e! s+ A" i' o3 b( FThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
5 @# A4 i. O% c% A% E1 @4 x6 yand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

' A4 _+ d1 y1 a4 S. `% MPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
  W2 y. W! V/ \0 U4 U  ^1 g# _4 kVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

7 p8 K% G: l8 ~. o* ~4 f- Q1 \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

; g: D& O' w( m* e6 NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. F6 s4 |3 j: d) K, `7 N/ [. }% lMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
5 ~& \  h. m; J3 A) X; ]; ]$ BI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 b# E0 }) H5 o, }- saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

' L& c9 T2 k$ W8 bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! V8 D- G0 C: [! ^6 y6 e9 ~* O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* U7 J* s* |1 W' n. H# Y* s: WMy boy's eyes turned ...

  N, K2 [' d# d. f好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 O3 B% m- w6 hMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

  L" m6 i. c8 G$ V! `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

! u3 }) e8 ]. H; Q$ n, H/ bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

% i- z, v9 t4 I9 ~7 qThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby