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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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$ F- I- k* {7 m% i0 s* ^' p3-year-old Reese :  W, f2 h5 a  T; j; L; j
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
3 I& G3 j9 D0 f& XHarold is his name.
$ N0 Z0 }" T: A4 {, Y, Q# w) eAmen."( }" s. m8 q& x- g( u/ C
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A little boy was overheard praying:
3 T# d( \+ R! G" n' ~& B"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ F; \: I4 L1 s7 u, D9 X, [don't worry about it." q4 f* a0 r3 `; v, w/ [9 C6 {) P
I'm having a real good time like I am."! o( u! q0 B, s8 W: j

% o2 h# O9 X( {9 P- kAfter the christening of his baby brother, y* U( g# {/ ?1 i; j
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home; T9 G# I, l. r4 X( p- Q
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 G) y. |+ n8 x" |( l  v8 bhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the9 ]9 b% M* t% H" j8 o
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted6 b, q# ?1 E3 A! ^4 P- Y
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted$ N$ _8 w6 C' r& y& b2 y* Z: R
to stay with you guys."( p. [+ Q( J# O) G

6 O7 s% G  k6 d2 gOne particular four-year-old prayed,: _  h! L0 \6 Y6 t
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* u, Y* ?- Q" k5 u  A, C' Jwe forgive those who put trash in our# o* v6 s# g1 h; w3 z7 k+ v
baskets.". c; d( ~9 s' B
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A Sunday school teacher asked her' B; f+ L5 d* P, C) e; f5 ~, r: I
children as they were on the way to; j) Y* X, p7 {% Q/ U/ L7 ]
Church service, "and why is it necessary
  v" w0 I- x( g" V8 cto be quiet in Church?"2 e  c( b$ M/ d) p8 Z4 ~3 G* z
One bright little girl replied,1 V" A. E; i" H& N$ w* f
"Because people are sleeping."& K1 _2 A, h2 X6 E2 p
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A mother was preparing pancakes for8 ^3 N. G' `; N, X+ M1 k' i4 L3 b6 F
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.+ v) f; ?, b  s' ?' B3 y
The boys began to argue over who would: p& ?: e% |, O8 t9 t
get the first pancake.+ `- }: p, E; a$ _. t
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
5 a/ }$ Q# s" ?0 v6 Pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He0 g0 B8 [$ U( f/ z8 s6 y3 m" j
would say, 'Let my brother have the% X3 C# J6 i9 F2 ]+ ]2 Z2 z4 v
first pancake, I can wait' ."1 U9 }/ b* ^/ d% x6 Q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and+ U0 b5 ?7 i& C/ u) R( }7 \
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"( Z* v' Q- p5 }1 y1 a4 C

% ^+ e2 h( z1 ?$ I. m# F4 |A father was at the beach with his children+ [5 Q# u) ^# u% Z. G
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,1 s9 l8 n' o* M) B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore$ ~) t+ q; u2 ]( m' ?, Q
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ s" z( }8 j0 V/ y"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 m! u5 f, U% a, O7 z* d
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 x3 |$ o- U0 n- [" |) h& JThe boy thought a moment and then said,
, B* B$ {* N: B1 x- K, M"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
9 p3 }' r! v4 r+ O9 g: Y8 OAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old$ O2 e5 I0 k- k' R! |  e
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 O* P' ^1 F! t- y
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 A/ C- w& K: C3 p/ d, K* rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."" V2 B: {) t; o! _0 z
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 n3 ~1 G2 n  V" S0 R# V4 C
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
( v7 M7 m" x: \) |+ N( Npeople to dinner?"5 Z% M, R: K) [' M4 K' T8 f

6 ?9 ?5 `0 g- n% W7 I8 L/ LCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
# U0 R$ j( z  m* _6 x2 j  Q. r$ jVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

5 I. k" W1 C7 q, f5 c+ f+ M9 H3 q- xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, u7 b9 _5 A2 c. l4 q2 }4 i/ ^% T8 k"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* W1 [6 |+ R7 f4 ]! t! ~+ ?My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" % @8 v* Q: [6 u+ C7 |8 `
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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! s8 y. [; b/ Baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:   K! R) `1 z9 x0 O' X$ t: q7 o7 s
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ ~/ n6 V5 E) f% ?2 l1 I( G
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! e1 J9 i( m  o; I4 b* ]) D& B  FMy boy's eyes turned ...
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# o1 N# V; g. M2 r3 V' s. k好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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& l7 |0 z9 c/ [9 Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% o/ f+ y- g" ?% Q* j& {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) u7 S, V: b& s8 B: \. M8 E
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 \, ^: I2 Y0 i& EMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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% F* U! Q& E; a& U1 [: v& Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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- m: a+ c. @9 pRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 a/ b5 c& o4 w) H1 z5 N; {
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! O& e: Q+ i% nMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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