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Kids in Church* @4 |4 G2 {: w4 h: B9 F6 d
1 Z+ x( }+ V4 p3-year-old Reese :
9 K+ \, `% b: J. S6 X4 z% P"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,3 t. Q. Y$ e" A& o2 b
Harold is his name., G/ Y8 f0 F% f0 ~+ ^
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:; ^7 n4 P( f8 D
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
f2 O/ B9 R( E$ k% ~don't worry about it.6 Y# j/ K6 Z! Z# |7 w
I'm having a real good time like I am." D% u2 \. X7 u; G; o
4 d& s9 P4 \' @& aAfter the christening of his baby brother7 h+ W8 U, j4 S/ b3 k
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home# h' N) M+ Y( w. V
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
6 p% x$ I7 i' g. J8 v% X \him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; U/ n$ w( ?5 m V. n/ Cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 G9 J4 L8 v, y+ |: s; I
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted# k/ a$ F- ^, e- J- V3 D7 x4 ?7 a
to stay with you guys."
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8 @3 _9 ?9 B" h# T3 S3 I) ~/ G: wOne particular four-year-old prayed,
: f) M6 n! M9 D+ ?"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 I. Q; @6 H" i6 {/ Awe forgive those who put trash in our, T ^, d# h8 D5 e$ \, y+ C D; m
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her* ]$ P' J% V9 D+ p- e
children as they were on the way to# y: V, h, K/ U7 k1 L
Church service, "and why is it necessary
* `* E5 ~$ Y1 y0 vto be quiet in Church?", O, W, Z5 H$ s8 n& h. H7 U8 ?7 a
One bright little girl replied,
) F1 _ p5 X a- d8 x"Because people are sleeping."& `0 ?5 v6 r. R- E& V, E5 Y
! I0 M! d/ m% x1 l5 u! FA mother was preparing pancakes for
( `1 @! A5 v% _+ ?her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* _: @3 m! l3 r9 E+ }0 g qThe boys began to argue over who would
/ r9 r! H. b, [9 Bget the first pancake.7 \: t; h; n2 z @2 |# a7 _% M
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 S6 u8 |* e% y3 b I2 tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ j* i; d% z# o1 l; ewould say, 'Let my brother have the+ M; j6 G7 O; T# `3 L
first pancake, I can wait' ."* H" I8 C7 [ i& r) h0 N
Kevin turned to his younger brother and w) X) Z, [0 C+ C6 _
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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6 ?* l* D: b$ x. vA father was at the beach with his children
+ _7 X; l: L4 jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
) \7 v7 l. p1 T+ _3 P# E. ]# u8 }grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
6 K. |) |2 a K2 S; k1 twhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.- X% W; f4 g% w9 l
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
3 a, i7 v* v/ r" ~: d6 A( u( {0 G& T"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.3 k) h2 J4 t4 B; ]
The boy thought a moment and then said,
% c3 o& H ]- k6 w"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.. w/ q/ v- m- o! @, Y8 Y7 \
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old) B1 J% M& R$ c W+ ]8 n4 W
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ E/ C, E. r- D. u+ A% N8 x6 N$ p
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
/ o2 @1 R( D# z! v9 kgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."6 e) b% _% G! P" D
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head# R- r) P1 n4 w8 l+ B9 Z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" n) O/ G2 W( Y6 l8 `- U
people to dinner?"% Z3 m) A8 i4 }6 C: b% p0 ~! d8 D: I
( i' G* N* y+ l8 }6 C& }Cheers!!!2 w5 w+ M) Z) z* U- z2 b7 Y5 l
) a# D+ P8 I' T( k$ M# c6 |Peace, love and happines! |
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