可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) \& h9 g+ m4 h9 R6 lHarold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
& _: b" I( H1 d" }"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
8 H6 M7 k. l: ^; V& @9 Rdon't worry about it.
" B/ \" s+ Q; QI'm having a real good time like I am."
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; r1 p* h- |# I# |' RAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 `% L! ~  w. B& k( j/ \in the back seat of the car. His father asked
; C) R" m1 {$ d% K: E, A% I) N0 lhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
6 v; `. s( ]. q$ X"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
1 D- E( X. j# Z& b7 `5 ]children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
  z' S; g, y: p  l* J! n"Because people are sleeping."

$ |) N6 Y0 D; u! `2 uA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. o, H  S5 w9 `% T( ZThe boys began to argue over who would
3 N9 X% w9 e( v% Hget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
- s5 G  U! ]$ U2 tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 A" P& D9 \, P7 n' b/ |$ G6 |4 Ufirst pancake, I can wait' ."
# Z: m+ v6 L$ b- W! A8 SKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

- N5 D0 d  a1 D  U2 S' n2 ]* s! @4 YA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
8 H/ j- c  X4 o" t) R# z' M& `5 ?grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
/ W& F! c9 l. k! H& DThe boy thought a moment and then said,
4 h9 Z6 l  r: [5 {' k# h"Did God throw him back down?"
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; s  t) P, ]. J6 X6 n" L- qA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 Q0 j, A# l: h1 V; l1 F2 sdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% e* s4 p6 u9 H4 R. iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! b8 `* Z/ y* [0 a' x4 v' F" QThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
/ R% p$ C# p# I4 G; d$ d6 x2 t: |: Dpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
/ J8 r9 f! x' b! V; O( m6 ~Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 O/ J/ X1 M4 p6 x: ?aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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0 y+ S3 l1 F8 ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 T6 \' v6 {- o( HMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
; u/ b8 o* X2 Y& fI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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  Y: h' J, f3 s, r% h( v1 J+ }1 faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

8 t2 |  r3 Y* ^1 L2 hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- J9 B8 ?! U3 r+ M, L- ZMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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. ]* |8 s1 X/ ]2 v/ U4 _5 U好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 N( M* f9 y' l; Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- Q) |0 h4 m( q/ Q& E7 V" ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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% N2 ^% r; X. p& K# Q" EAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
7 w% W# u; U$ ], A( Z: V. J' [
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby