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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.1 K5 d8 F1 b; R; Z2 l. M, ?
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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! i9 Y! Y+ l) s$ c7 p( uIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.3 x: }4 i+ ]3 \+ y( D# z7 G
7 D0 ~6 [, V- n: E2 }0 m. MLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
3 F& M$ f- G& v! Rmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.4 p6 B) D5 C/ h6 r' l3 v
! r6 A$ |! |# u" O; b* u* RGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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! m. ~5 c; f3 NWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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, {7 w/ N. |, R" rWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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" ?. q3 t9 S+ e) P0 Z F) NCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ! f! ~' H, L/ k/ e1 A+ w5 A
. c, v9 Y: P3 W: H" i7 VRinse conditioner off hair.2 P6 @4 `" `* y& y( d$ T
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Shave armpits and legs.6 p3 _* b$ s3 B; {" |, z
2 Y( T8 W* ?. L, A7 V' J9 g( |2 K! BTurn off shower.7 x; m, m) y* x' m5 J9 i
3 `. `, r3 ]6 q0 M/ L* O: @Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. * H' |% D8 M% v; Y/ b; M
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ( R( k+ j. P t P4 l& ?4 m# D
+ F" e6 _( X" CIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. & G% G7 l! L1 w; ?# s, ]
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: , V& l% A f, Q3 _
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. , [# ?/ I/ D2 K" d9 |! U
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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/ |5 X& ?6 m( x; C7 pIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ' v" p4 V* x7 n( Y- m
& D: c" s& j7 H2 gLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. $ s3 l3 Z7 l6 H6 @& z! b, d, U
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. & M' J r/ f2 N8 L4 {1 e
* w$ U7 O- E: b0 k0 l4 Z6 _Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 6 W. g/ T3 c8 A3 v! _
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 4 e! W. e& Z- Z
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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2 i4 Q) U+ n/ i7 D* IPartially dry off.7 z/ [8 p n& L! h
4 k) l( W! _/ K# mFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 9 m, U9 j5 d+ Y+ ?- i0 U
$ o& P0 I1 H6 `3 Y9 ~# S/ sAdmire wiener size in mirror again. . a% C8 ?' ?( f- _" C5 k, u
$ ^8 B: G6 T8 t" M3 {4 @5 Y* ZLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. D% Y8 T& S: F7 ?5 w, p/ f" K
9 ?0 J- w4 c4 n1 uReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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, V# E7 O9 X2 d' w6 n; zThrow wet towel on bed.
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7 I; ^$ y# Z' [& c1 lIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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