Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
+ x2 K5 D: g4 O' ]2 X, l$ Ofishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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& L9 _- B: |. G, R8 [We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 d9 r. K1 M: yweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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: t; }2 Q: ]: z$ J+ sThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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/ F0 \, k4 a! v& KHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


% _. V, Q5 q& o( w" \4 J" l7 m5 PThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

) `5 b4 o3 ^& a% OCut off his........