Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
7 X( R2 F! H8 k! Z2 C6 j* ?/ S( rfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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  [, Q! F/ L7 o6 e, `- LWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
& Y) y. q9 N' Q( ZPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
8 \" q  T/ |9 X$ _1 cexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

8 S. h& F6 s# }+ R* HThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
: s8 }) A' W$ R' Ydidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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$ n/ ~; V5 Y8 UThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........