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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that8 S1 j, [9 k& ~6 `7 K
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue' n4 z# L. d' m( x
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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) f& k$ F5 `' qThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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/ r* \" P9 l1 c. RHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why/ R5 V. C& _' W0 i9 k3 t) I, Q0 b
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?') v5 P3 w: r2 N% m
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3 v4 H( g& O& E7 w/ [6 _# BThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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