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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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4 ~) c. ]( e! z, R8 NWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that4 z3 v6 y" O: u+ X, f+ R4 H2 ~
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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; k: Q; P3 ] nI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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+ _, g6 \( j3 ]! hThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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) I. ]" C8 U2 t( E! Z' j: Q ~He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why! B( K8 ?/ j0 w" v) d
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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