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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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+ c1 B, @9 O4 l. `! {: @3 R. tWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
, h+ U, t* s; p1 i8 T+ _6 ?/ H$ y# G6 `Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
9 B4 j$ _: K- [+ h$ Hweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &$ e! `! r% V w) ?
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue" b! _6 D0 b* w- a0 o3 T
silk pajamas.'$ S+ z3 E( B" u+ O
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did' s1 H7 c e( E, x
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.9 u+ Z3 |2 `8 t: k! ]
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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2 u; G% ?( l3 Z& l9 G7 p: UHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why7 ^; c1 _ v& g/ f X J
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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