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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go- w- y" m+ x4 ?: b
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.$ R4 w, [% c( E2 `6 {- W1 {0 e+ I
' J7 N$ P7 S0 h) z8 UWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
T! P4 h- a3 ?( h2 u5 y5 A3 ?2 [Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a6 L- J: M8 _+ i$ D) v
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &$ Q9 e, t9 W0 ^4 o/ Q
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did* i# a% k ]$ d
exactly what her husband asked.: Q0 W5 o1 e) D7 f% q/ w: f4 [2 ?+ c- W
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?9 u& e, Z% O# w* B4 Y1 q! w U
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why0 F) _9 i# ^+ n a x
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'0 y! D5 }3 G. y# L( {# T8 f. b' g
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- O$ _. m4 e/ L. {6 j& }The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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