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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go- D# z2 S$ ?9 P4 u* e2 n
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends." a8 E. i& Q4 x. j. x
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
3 A4 ], y8 c* N+ VPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
7 D+ s8 t. R+ iweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &$ V$ j; J( T" y0 l2 d( w0 Q H
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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7 z) J: Z, x1 k" F a1 VHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why* j& w5 f8 L" H/ w: t; {2 T
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'/ W7 A& Q! I+ X$ i6 ~2 G
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i" v6 K9 f% V+ X% MThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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