Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
  Q, k$ V2 }5 P8 q0 |, Efishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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% s+ \; v$ f- EWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
& K8 C( y1 o" I4 ?Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
2 B, a' X1 f+ pI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
/ Q7 ?1 y& d! G8 D  dsilk pajamas.'

( ?" ]) C5 @) G" E' t2 j# U$ F% d0 SThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

! J4 H3 V* j: W. V2 a: VThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

; W( }+ o/ V- I, V. l2 Z6 eThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
& z& Z* x4 S! S7 ~% kdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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! q) ~4 T) Q' r* jThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
& F  n5 {7 g( E: b" tsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

7 a  l! c, c( m1 v7 sCut off his........