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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day9 \' E: C' G8 {1 g: S4 p
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,% D% N d8 y& Y- W$ F9 G/ K
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
( f& w3 D* y" I& u+ Hto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma- P# c. L- I5 I8 } H; P
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me) l2 B/ u% x& T& x
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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( Z0 M- g9 z* z' h4 C4 W. r5 TMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
. K8 d9 e5 A A( @, [2 y25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
2 j: I' p9 K5 o- Gonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in+ E8 ]+ B' J2 L
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