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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day- E, A9 K3 p2 L, n5 y
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
: Q7 R; r8 ~) [' [; d3 V9 q. Dslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got) u% j6 ~ R+ ^3 O5 T
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.') }, d+ M. g' U7 O `
6 l8 H4 L9 v( K1 o( V'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma1 u/ d) R, C( v# l3 Z u
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
8 n& M4 K% t/ i. q( U# _! Q( qthat you're not holding up your side of things.'2 P0 K4 t( X& l: N8 @; t
: l h& W& { v; `6 BMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
- Q5 C# i# A; s6 X2 a% H. C25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
$ }) Z+ \" r9 |% H) Y3 eonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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