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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day: E3 X% b1 q$ ]; z
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,1 G) m- m& @0 f6 y
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
' t7 e6 ^' k( p" k7 D) Jto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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$ I6 r3 ^. \1 h- \'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma, l: N7 Q/ K8 D2 P8 l4 p
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me4 ^+ ^! j3 Y0 m) n$ o% f6 a8 e
that you're not holding up your side of things.'* M& c) r# M5 T5 I
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
8 r6 h: x6 v" f25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
4 h6 Y) C9 s) \! ?2 Ponce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping8 F. g8 z' S, K; D. V
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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i" s( h# V$ {1 u7 _7 @) p5 d/ sAren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in! `& o! u& G5 u! g/ A6 s+ E
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