A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
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. f( p1 I; P2 x) W9 H' jThen the panda said "Hey!
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$ O2 n1 k, q7 B+ ~- ]I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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8 t3 p, j0 \) X0 \* G* B"Eats shoots and leaves"
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( K% }- G+ @/ n" c0 l+ Lshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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$ Y; ]4 B8 _# L: C) y不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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% N4 w* V5 m) ?% s. g- O"Eats shoots and leaves"
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) r* |) Z2 r3 qshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
( F# y9 S' o5 b0 qleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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! [& K% o. [1 d. L/ rRight on. Up up.

小美猪

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織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


"Eats shoots and leaves"

/ U9 h! _" i0 lshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
5 x4 {* }  e2 ~$ G) t$ ~leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
& k, _8 C0 g2 E这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
  G; a# ~9 ]# g; Q觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

how smart you are!
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Good understanding!
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5 {+ _/ y7 k. Z) }* Aeats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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' @8 G% P. j* b% B, s! nwhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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