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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" E0 Z6 s2 t3 y/ h& m8 @
1 b7 g9 V, D' \0 |1 hBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; k1 \; @4 c! \% Gcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ c, ? y4 v( K1 q# vBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and4 P4 h9 m }& y& ] v' j9 O& q9 l
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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2 r3 s/ g3 j( ~Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 H1 V) c# C+ p$ |' k3 }5 T
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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! X$ s9 z" d/ C6 qReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# z( b! S+ E( _$ A- y+ ~% j
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 s7 ~* N0 C1 V7 M
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since ^2 k/ q* R. o$ {0 p1 j& x; i. [
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 }2 f( y3 v- {- p5 d
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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* z4 A6 N- I, @0 X% V: Z+ D8 KBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 A$ S' X& _9 g& o* s* [
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
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I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 V1 J8 X8 V: a, t4 v
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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+ u- L1 r7 f1 c* K$ SSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
3 C! M* s4 V% s7 a$ H+ V) `' ^I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ [+ u$ a& C8 V9 ]2 m* ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains; g- P1 H% i. i& `2 r; \
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 V; W. B4 r ^, ]0 Wgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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