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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!4 v4 ^0 W6 e3 k. U7 v7 l9 n9 M
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* t d% f. c; ~5 [$ g* B% N
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 I1 u; N; {! N( `2 R! [
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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1 e1 P+ U$ j) Z. _# ~* W8 zMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and9 _) S9 @, `2 \, m0 |5 U f. _! T7 p
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# _) Y" D: U! Y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( r: @0 t+ K' ^. z1 n8 I _
the eye.2 I# @! x8 j- m9 V
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 G5 j7 w+ @6 _9 Q2 i
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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* b! s+ S) r: Q, |1 WAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?", s ^3 ~! k/ V: @+ W5 ^7 F/ V
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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- i# R0 _! S# ~. g2 g4 q% mHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....., N3 |, i# n4 V2 o$ p( ~- {
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; n* ?2 p* g! U- ~
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains! E, r5 G" K3 [' e& U3 M* g
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* _) T0 C4 B9 R) Y8 }3 Y+ k
read:
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( F" i' C4 i b9 M"Dear Son.........
$ q8 v+ \8 ~" f; [$ I' {9 d5 XI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 K$ v* X" S1 e' k# q* S9 _0 |saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( Z8 E* c. R9 y, g
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ {4 U2 d# [- F* W# D& ^6 a, N4 Egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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