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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) B5 Y! \4 l$ |3 C1 `% G+ r
% j ^- P# |# P" ]5 p( V1 I3 XBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
: U3 L0 \" p: r) P B) r* v: Ncourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
$ t6 I7 Z, O$ `! t. sBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 x% Y T5 f3 O* e; t* C; cStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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0 j9 L$ {9 E0 p+ x5 h2 iOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# V0 {2 v; @0 _1 ~
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
# H' i4 y' R9 D; ?4 m: {7 Pthe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
# v' u, c/ n9 bthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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7 `# j0 C* o/ _4 W* yAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, d( f6 C; U) }your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- O+ m- S1 ]3 G* d1 I2 \, q5 t
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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; K M3 l$ q1 S3 ]# G3 VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 K1 w* q! C- n |
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' g4 A( C* ?1 H( |( c- Y3 C
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* h, l" M8 z5 W5 \that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% s$ A2 o4 K" l3 e: K' _
4 t$ g9 X( z% a0 q" zSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! k( F* _' ]1 t. o% J- w: @
read:
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"Dear Son.........0 Y9 d/ r0 W* D5 K
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' T% U4 k+ ]& G. \) ~7 U1 b* h# g
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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