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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 E9 U* [4 q c* l% \8 T
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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1 w% G, I; w4 W& TBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and+ b1 U3 X+ z/ H m/ ]1 K" _8 K
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# j& u3 ?& j. ^
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 p$ A* r. e, r) Z
the eye.. M" q0 e5 r) y; Y0 A
! `7 w& w1 d5 `Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, g* \5 d* j/ s0 O* S- k! Dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": a6 M5 D9 u' K. e
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since O1 W$ e- y- x& H4 a
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 [1 |! O$ M' b, _" f6 Kgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" Q+ y- F A+ A: @
sure."
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6 {+ K2 o; W9 u+ {0 o7 y. L. Z7 @: _He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....0 ?5 H1 O( Y' d1 s
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
, v! M( X4 n8 B# h, MI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, _% Y6 @0 ], V' X* Y! T
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".0 F9 \, W# c7 C0 @
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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3 I! y/ {7 V5 w$ W"Dear Son.........8 e% h* S8 l9 q ]: x1 K
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
' W: ^1 b; G$ Y" H o( ? |7 u6 dsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; b# {, r% N$ M- Wthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver; Q' z; }% Q w/ ]
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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