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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!5 u' k, t Z8 n8 W4 _3 G
6 B% S7 ^' X" B) oBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the _& B9 ?: d% k$ p2 \+ o
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful7 d0 i8 V; Y- w/ D
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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7 P( ]' n z! o) MMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) J& N8 Z" {2 j9 w. E2 o
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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. `) F" k8 t1 N! ^' @Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 R& U6 p0 b: l X- R: |/ |Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
+ Y/ w; Y0 W4 @: D$ p! q+ |the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: p' p* g' y+ V% L# N
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."1 ?: R% v8 [0 d, L( }) J4 T
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since+ t1 o+ U$ M& l, o
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 a1 k8 M/ x0 V2 }: a
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ G- z. r3 \$ F. O8 M: E8 R
0 p% ]) o' Z' S2 q1 ?7 tBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 C* D* b f) g9 U1 i* t! w
sure." ~8 f8 X- \4 F
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: t- |. o% Z, _3 u
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( l* S) @" A/ H" ~2 [
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 D& D$ d! G8 K
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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% m& F( t7 L7 c% VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- l' r0 u4 L) L
read:
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"Dear Son.........) J% G1 I$ ~+ h5 y9 W j' Y3 N- e+ z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 y* E8 O7 x! w/ O1 |6 Esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ M- s L8 k& n! f! N) B
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; J6 A4 M* H) Ngravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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