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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
# l, E! i+ h7 u- p }1 D2 fcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 e& \0 x/ |1 B3 A" f9 I
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% e! n# k7 c% p& ~% a1 ]
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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6 c% u* O( B4 y1 v, P6 A; aOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# r3 X9 a4 S% \1 n" S# {) A
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
L7 f+ w9 Y* ~* gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."9 E5 d8 l9 C( I) H5 [: p3 Y
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
0 y" j/ B; b7 X; t9 {! j# pyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) n3 }1 k! @( z. X, A; P- egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"" Y0 a; k" a7 }5 e
7 I1 M/ j: W9 ]' gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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7 B1 u( A3 t6 ?8 q" Y9 b/ p$ KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; `* @! {, m( l) ?# Y* y! y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) D3 F5 `8 V' |( f* ?3 _$ D. mI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 F$ t @0 j+ Zthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% q# C/ ~* c: X1 H( a; E- C, m% U
1 g* @: P# x5 ~" O" l+ c! Q, WSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 `* p- p& ~) U. E% ^& |+ j( I2 u) C
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"Dear Son.........# G! Z7 h J: a7 H9 m
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver1 a, }7 c5 a; [6 D8 Q! o7 A+ B
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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