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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!5 e. r B, u" o# E; {9 t* c
3 e; ?9 N) r% w) sBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ h5 L7 k, N+ u. n* M, z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ l' M; t' T5 m
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.3 D5 q( @2 Q% }' {
7 U$ p: {, _8 y& CMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 D8 ?) h M" Z$ X
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious." I( s) D9 ]7 H
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
$ S# A$ k1 c' P8 c8 e, [1 o d6 e4 AHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% t @( ? ^/ k0 t* K9 kthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' Q6 D+ j& n: P, j. h+ {! P
- I: C" C4 ~+ W' w- Z) D+ JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% m3 {, {, H3 q0 \% w
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
0 ]7 v3 X- B8 W+ tgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"* v; s6 V" u" V
% M3 T% f$ M2 eBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 X3 d# d8 q$ A* J" c# _
sure."
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3 u& Y8 b9 f( G& W: k1 N2 J2 WHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...... ~" u+ h- V" }$ A) I0 g
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: B* h" y# ~ x' n. E( o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# }9 P5 ~- g2 Z+ V/ `3 C
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; ?9 D5 E. r, z, G: g7 w6 ^
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
$ z5 C( V$ J" d* O' n/ s0 EI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not- s, p; s+ }& U7 I
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 B$ C% l5 i+ k1 L5 j" n
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: @ s9 V( s6 q v, h) L: Z, i# t
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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