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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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( B. a; m: q6 C, V% U0 ^Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
" s+ u+ `. E/ m! Z1 jcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 l/ X8 p3 |' O- DStephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 I4 m! ?/ e7 E1 j' T( u& Z
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 q* [4 ` b# K! m" H% f3 U" b# |, T
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* q+ k, d0 Y# d( l: n2 L1 P$ Hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' k3 t: j' ]+ ^8 E; |7 t8 C/ b
; B/ h1 h: o/ }About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
4 o7 N- l; P9 E W% iyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ V5 U2 q9 O- A3 Ogravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": w1 P l K* [1 F, _3 M
: w7 d) R- n# o$ p/ e; \9 CBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, ~3 x6 T8 R0 F, I* W
sure."- y" n! ?( F; g* y' { g0 T5 O4 g$ u
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 U" a# _, J' Y3 l: u' x9 K
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' F5 [2 K7 ]: Z2 d5 B3 sI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ M" {6 n) I* x1 ~, athat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& b$ A% w6 n7 R& @7 ]4 l, [
, e" k* M. x3 p4 |8 W9 ^2 T; |& }Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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0 U$ s" ^- a( B# ^"Dear Son.........
' s" K2 N/ j4 {I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not% M6 H: K* X: a
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains! Y" _! Q# ]$ O+ \" n- f9 U3 @
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( q0 ?: F: u8 X
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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