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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) {8 q; d5 L# D E/ X+ \% F
6 O/ |5 H! G1 y) u% g6 NBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 T3 C4 @: [/ k) c, U5 \$ j8 S( S6 Z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful: @% x& c( v7 Q9 {5 @* w7 Q
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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1 ~# ^) k8 ]) RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 i5 V H$ q' j
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 g v, l" r. Q) a9 `- h5 R
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
6 Z5 j* z' a) P- NHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( Y+ @4 C1 q9 {; x! e2 w! G! B+ z) Gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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: s% ~5 k6 w# i8 r) P' ?3 PAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) a6 N8 ^0 S6 a/ E; ]2 U8 E
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& e3 k( ]$ P7 j
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" w g" d% A8 W9 S9 b9 v/ t
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# K0 s9 m: B1 G0 Y9 f9 Z& Z
sure."/ V `2 S* s3 a# ^4 b5 J
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! b; ?$ I) s" _
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# V/ o1 q }2 _4 J2 [) l& w7 s
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains/ t- }; \& I- M) b0 a9 {
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. J5 |, m' y" w; a4 k7 ~3 G
/ b- l7 Z3 X& D! p, ~7 p$ HSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
' S) M9 T' t( b e( bI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: a- j! ]% ` ?$ Q; p9 N( l
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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