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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'( G! a. y" C% _- G# ]6 r
The girl said: NO!'. D! |9 k$ j; m6 X ^7 j, A, m
* Q* B- @/ l, O* d i& F ?( {; DAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; M6 W, i- Y! S/ m7 ~
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! M! @" B0 E2 d
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ @# b# I# F7 o Y/ D. A* i. WGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had% t9 ~- v' C x2 `
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ Y' M: c2 P8 R; a w
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had8 o0 E0 m. [4 v( ~6 f/ N
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ R9 Q% g. C( E0 nSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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0 A1 \4 f3 A4 X& g$ d& \, EThe End |
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