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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'$ K6 G& _9 q" ?4 ?6 U
The girl said: NO!'* `9 s- ]# W( p) B5 n$ |+ y
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 M5 F* W8 N2 [) j- d* ?
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never( _3 |9 R) Q9 j4 |' J- u
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't7 u6 n( D: K. Y1 S9 K" S% Z
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had8 w& C4 R8 }/ \. f' X" \' R
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
) ~- k7 G0 w8 x- JSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had; J8 P [6 P% m- ?6 `
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
' Z3 }. J' J7 V) K( m* [8 }Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 F1 s/ R3 y- |' `1 {4 w1 F, ]* z+ H1 n
8 _5 u+ J( ~/ t/ MThe End |
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