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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
]9 N0 t) Z, s0 j' jThe girl said: NO!'1 k9 n7 z) O2 d4 g1 ~5 e5 m
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
) J( `9 A( s4 `/ l5 s2 l* KDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
$ G0 L5 Q l4 [3 q4 P* C pHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 R& L2 w3 {4 T/ ]9 ~8 h; DGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had& W- M1 c1 z+ I
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
0 s' v6 _0 n) sSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 O/ p6 x" o: A7 o3 i1 j
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! x+ K' P7 G% \Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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! c2 \% T& c$ x3 GThe End |
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