 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
! j) x" h. \6 k2 H0 q" w, qThe girl said: NO!'7 H7 x4 D' b; a" |# E6 O' r
- k& J& \$ ?+ y; fAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,2 s I0 f% d9 A+ o4 X
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
% p9 @# }* j! g% q9 xHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
& i" U4 f% E9 K4 K7 JGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had# @2 e$ K7 n$ H* f) ?
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
, H5 b1 Y: V0 FSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
/ n7 a: @3 R) bHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: h. f" u% {1 ?( B. n. u4 M- a7 FSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 @7 K, ~( i7 Z5 c' X4 a2 r
/ Q% o& F% z3 Z ~The End |
|