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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'( G! a. y" C% _- G# ]6 r
The girl said: NO!'. D! |9 k$ j; m6 X  ^7 j, A, m

* Q* B- @/ l, O* d  i& F  ?( {; DAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; M6 W, i- Y! S/ m7 ~
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! M! @" B0 E2 d
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ @# b# I# F7 o  Y/ D. A* i. WGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had% t9 ~- v' C  x2 `
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ Y' M: c2 P8 R; a  w
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had8 o0 E0 m. [4 v( ~6 f/ N
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ R9 Q% g. C( E0 nSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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0 A1 \4 f3 A4 X& g$ d& \, EThe End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
' {5 ?" q% n3 a$ q" ^3 O: b# MWhat does this story mean?

: X6 w5 g5 k+ gMeaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 2 I- r0 o. R& ?1 a
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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7 U; f+ w& b1 M& B4 e Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
/ O" F7 u) |  k+ \/ DWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
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Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny1 j  c) F  A# I+ b* x
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...7 H1 V6 b" a( }) _, x1 D- p1 L
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...3 [* |9 a9 B# T8 n9 v/ n
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...* \+ D, g) X* u6 O) w) H/ U4 d
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
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what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 . d# J( \. |- d8 Q+ V7 E* }
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 * R' O' R( s0 |
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 4 L) N7 h* [; A
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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