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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
; }+ ^8 H4 _+ U+ Y# tThe girl said: NO!'$ U3 e* n j0 q. n. N' Q9 z* N
" O5 K, R5 h. B3 @5 iAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
1 J' s& ]8 O9 W) u: Z6 aDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
+ p4 x8 k6 \$ ?' BHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
& L0 R) W/ c; S! l) iGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
& P- u. t7 ?; A+ k6 ~. gAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
: _$ j9 a7 r7 N8 w. ~* cSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had0 ?& o% e1 L% M/ U- T# y% S
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" a o/ P# l; A: B2 ^0 ^ d. [+ ?Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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