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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
; }+ ^8 H4 _+ U+ Y# tThe girl said: NO!'$ U3 e* n  j0 q. n. N' Q9 z* N

" O5 K, R5 h. B3 @5 iAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
1 J' s& ]8 O9 W) u: Z6 aDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
+ p4 x8 k6 \$ ?' BHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
& L0 R) W/ c; S! l) iGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
& P- u. t7 ?; A+ k6 ~. gAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
: _$ j9 a7 r7 N8 w. ~* cSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had0 ?& o% e1 L% M/ U- T# y% S
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" a  o/ P# l; A: B2 ^0 ^  d. [+ ?Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 # E! s7 j# }. H, u- f" h3 q
What does this story mean?

9 l1 `/ w! m6 u' R' |* x9 t2 EMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
* T, D# P9 q6 X2 ?Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
+ g' B1 N! u( s& D$ ^# [7 |What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
! v* H7 ~. e( P5 t"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...: x4 R% x$ K' h, [1 r
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...4 m% {5 _( v; ^$ T
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
% O4 F! Y: }9 R& V4 j) M1 YAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 + I& g; O  A1 d* l  p8 L8 i
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
6 V! [/ V+ L' j9 A) y% Z7 Y) k6 uyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 9 Z6 X) o* j% Z7 ^3 z' e1 n+ Z) B
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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# o9 Y/ {( |( a1 c) O& `& mWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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