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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'/ ?/ j6 g, ^, u; v4 g
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,* n( f L/ h4 L( R A; |
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, J1 T6 a% c+ I# [7 }
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ W, A0 a5 T$ O1 B% k) ]9 XGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had) n& @ k0 L4 ~3 ]6 c
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
) o- _/ i+ j T6 | q( y# YSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ ` J6 r( y5 ?% U
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
# M& g/ F: y9 @: N8 CSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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