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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : X( n( I5 Y/ Q6 \( H: a6 Y1 n
Maria: Here it is.
) Q6 ~5 e0 J9 @& PTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. b; E4 \4 w0 ] `% @Class: Maria. # @9 v0 |7 l4 G! C* p" z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 m- w9 y, Q) W. w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : b7 a7 D- U. v8 C1 O. m! K; z
/ W3 ]9 d* _2 s1 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 o3 Z1 ~6 v7 d9 R, ^0 WGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % \7 l5 [! v+ {7 l$ x6 i
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; e; k. {" Y( n0 k7 G9 d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 A1 H7 a" i, [9 R1 A7 TDonald: H I J K L M N O. ' \5 ]/ O- [, S$ d# j! ?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ r" ^0 L+ I/ n$ t/ e7 `Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. _+ ?! Q( _$ _' FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- o! y4 p$ p$ ZWinnie: Me! " N$ q) ^. K* E; t
5 i0 z b+ }9 Y0 A" |9 oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 \* E, ?% d7 e9 K" p# A' |& B; g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 Q# ]4 g# w: o6 G r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 g x6 z: B& t; b
Millie: I is... 3 _" u# J3 H, ~* i2 b/ W. K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! v4 D5 R2 I S% p3 S) |* I; \Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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! [5 H! @" r7 a; _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# R1 b$ W" ~" p# TLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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: _- N6 L: @( P6 j; _. bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# p, U. @. S T% i2 ~! s1 E' YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / S: R. c+ V2 d% K8 G$ ?2 ~. N
3 l/ w" z+ F$ h. f5 `, G8 iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( D; B& B& ?6 F8 pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : j& o, p( ^5 L
Harold: A teacher / k! ]4 [* _. R+ S
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