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0 M( U2 l1 w- R* V4 ?: ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- v, P) M. R9 [, p% H lMaria: Here it is.
) ~! N3 w8 A6 N! k9 }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* t7 Y. j' \0 T6 e5 e, SClass: Maria. 0 u) j/ U }3 g) a
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! R/ X( `8 z% xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , A9 W" p2 J8 Y4 s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 j) N8 ~% U5 B+ \
Teacher: No, that's wrong , G$ x- H$ |" i# N3 x# v, C3 L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! @( U. Y X8 O: H- p9 B! m
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 |- G! ~. w; s0 ]; [6 j: F% m+ bDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 p' _+ ?6 G5 W1 eTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 p, u3 r2 ?3 `- i, J9 o; JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 v, g/ A& L& STeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " D+ s3 \2 T7 x% T* M6 v
Winnie: Me! # T4 G* s* t2 i9 ]
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : o' s& K. ]: {5 A; q0 w. v& y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 U! E: I) p/ k4 n( V, _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( ]& f1 q, { e* L$ sMillie: I is...
3 D1 X( w8 ]$ d. o2 t& I* x, fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * X7 R6 t* I. ]" X5 ~* a! h( R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 D2 Q. d! ^) \; e; E* p
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 w; L7 H5 z; i2 QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- g5 P/ |) e8 H0 `- q6 }$ |* OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 g C; a; S: o- u3 d6 s W! ]( PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 R7 u" Y) Y0 y9 AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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0 n0 |) |9 G2 ?* p/ YTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . u( w# \ N. w3 ^7 c
Harold: A teacher - Z% E6 h5 e' V( {
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