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- `- G) E- [1 i# O& gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 v* {7 w$ E, `" u, W7 U2 wMaria: Here it is.
* D S" D" {! N: l1 LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 d# t- t: {# }' s! _+ O
Class: Maria.
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% }4 L& T4 x6 V0 f+ mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ T5 L1 M6 i) b) T" P/ `
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; Z' V, q- I4 u
0 W" _* r$ N2 J8 @: x9 T' q2 cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; ^6 v5 }/ F& qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + z3 t. K# ^ I" u
Teacher: No, that's wrong , c" V0 e' }& j1 O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ ^$ s) S( }$ V ?5 r
7 t1 E \- H: B) [" y: `- STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" Y7 i0 r- C2 O" A9 }' J1 g2 | DDonald: H I J K L M N O.
; t( N* Z& `4 |* A1 v) W) KTeacher: What are you talking about?
! g( x. g: ~7 IDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 m2 B3 k% x+ P% b: l& QWinnie: Me!
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- [/ J) S% S; ?6 s( mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - ~8 {" W# g- g/ K" U) k) L; k3 k/ a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' D b3 ]8 @( j1 i* y, YTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 q2 m+ a1 e- u1 K* k
Millie: I is...
, y! U v* D4 a& b" [5 QTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 L; Q( T$ h+ `4 W+ e9 x cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 F- i* s0 @6 S
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " q7 M1 r/ r8 V1 n" x8 @* o z' B
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ e, E- v+ } o3 h$ [% H) `5 CSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * a8 t) x' G7 S; M- g! E s5 o }& T
! C! h [6 h- J* cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 }* u4 n+ N3 }8 TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ }' E! c( Y& S, PHarold: A teacher , U I/ N4 K1 ~ _ |2 N
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