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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % r( g9 \ I5 ~, {8 K1 a/ a, p7 i
Maria: Here it is. 9 d+ m8 b& @* i& A5 u9 x/ d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? y4 w& U/ q/ f& e' ~
Class: Maria. 6 ?6 r* _8 Q4 t6 f
. T& p% I6 g3 ^Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! k; Z( S! U- m4 o
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( m+ k6 {5 P9 q3 b+ H) L. MTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ s4 c: |" C2 R0 H: EGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : Y1 V: C# E; { E' F$ Z' T
Teacher: No, that's wrong
u9 K$ g& |! b- D2 {' r6 {1 v0 I0 RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # w) E/ q1 B0 M d
7 I! b9 l# c* v& TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! }) R+ x. p; ADonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 a) ]9 Z- V' r# b1 I
Teacher: What are you talking about? : w/ p, u/ q! }) v% T) D9 r
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 O) K% T$ J/ }! Y* A, iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 }' [+ y" R# M7 E6 O! Q/ r% IWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; G+ [- C" y9 F5 _' u0 d0 rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 R0 ~' @1 U0 w% rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , D% a/ p: ^: I
Millie: I is... . y% L3 L+ u' g- E2 Y H+ L5 |
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 V f# m* p. r; _Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" f, B5 V5 m$ v% E: n& Q( J" \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , e' `6 p s8 p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . A+ U0 s# |6 G
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( [3 a9 n8 o; e. @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 d' I& @0 h' O! ^3 ~9 U8 I
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 q6 D. ^) Q/ f, {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 X& Q X. C) Z! c, o
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " G2 \, e8 S4 H9 V* m
Harold: A teacher 5 j7 s$ w! @% B Q7 U" b4 \. g) O
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