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* H4 Y" u5 M3 UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + `5 _* {/ r) c F! p: J
Maria: Here it is.
$ k( K$ m% ^$ g4 R; C8 oTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. A- K' P% O, o" B& p. WClass: Maria. ) h# i+ P+ t7 a& Z% `* @' @: u
3 B0 k3 _( E B; K2 JTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" t6 R- b- c- a/ i* yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 }, a, T: H) c% @' w0 c
& \& K5 n9 |: u+ M/ rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ u3 b; s- Q. \+ y" a cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ T4 I& ?7 e" Z! f9 @Teacher: No, that's wrong " w) [) ^- M1 i u, E7 e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& p, `# m) s2 m# R' ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 U# A( W% r- c* i0 u( yDonald: H I J K L M N O.
v& Y7 N1 P o: H @Teacher: What are you talking about? * x# H/ ^, O9 R& M/ |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, d0 m/ Q3 X6 X- U, rWinnie: Me! - M* m. h) ^7 y A% h {: T
: g1 Q! v. Q" e1 X) m% zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ c# `" X9 `+ h8 b) H: h8 |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 q. G7 `% q- _/ Z5 k% y* tMillie: I is...
. x7 Q/ P' d- G+ z" xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( f X0 `! b/ M9 Y2 I8 ]) S' L+ I" ]
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 G1 F1 ]* O0 i9 U# \: X
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 V T1 n2 i# B' W% hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 ~* P" h0 h VSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 G6 D/ b: O! |/ N: K7 H& L' M
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; M" f6 S* I* g9 Z9 _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' _0 I6 Q- T |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 T% ], l) ]( U$ m& Z/ W8 v9 W
Harold: A teacher
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