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: q+ r% n" ]& }! `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 W" ]4 y" B1 M9 x
Maria: Here it is.
9 V/ T+ P n5 KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ h- _+ R7 |6 r2 b! qClass: Maria.
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* s1 ]8 w1 _4 N5 Z* c; ^Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 l# }$ s1 y% v1 T" _: A( S6 HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 q3 t8 h7 F/ A' p% bGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + b! }1 h3 L& T
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 e3 g. K3 w3 L4 ~3 D/ s; MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: G* w4 u4 l& b) ?% lTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # R/ J! Z$ g6 w9 b+ O8 C
Donald: H I J K L M N O. & c9 S$ u' S0 m' T
Teacher: What are you talking about?
, P& t; T. G* V' {9 D& w9 [: f( ]Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 S$ L9 }& W! m; zWinnie: Me! 9 n4 x* q- j: n) ]1 B
4 [" n( q2 d+ @6 M) t- U+ j6 }* ~/ kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + D, z9 w; F8 V7 ^
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 z& D' t- F; v/ @ \% u3 D
2 w0 R- _: e* ]5 i% o+ w) mTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * R# X1 z9 _9 D( z
Millie: I is... / B# ~8 U. [1 G1 M$ A+ i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 X. m6 p, Q1 F) s! u1 kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 S, v1 V' _' f% I8 Q$ P9 lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" N6 X( C$ b0 J; ^$ v" iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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0 R& Y- B3 Q4 p& n: pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 h# ?+ w' H$ ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) c0 h- H5 \5 s
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * l/ n5 \; A, e q$ k2 R {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 w9 h, o7 w0 Y- i3 NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * e& c1 b' [) T0 \6 ]# X' i0 A. A
Harold: A teacher + K' h G4 s' Z
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