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- [# z$ k+ n9 }/ Z) Z4 Y: BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 N |$ H# x+ _, l3 ?) t5 xMaria: Here it is. $ y0 C% f+ W$ m# l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* l2 ~6 Q2 E. I7 S5 }3 n1 [8 aClass: Maria. 8 |' {7 V, } h$ x* g7 O" z: F
+ V7 \3 Y, u, a( T+ wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 B. o2 {" w% i
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 v* Y# ?- u( \) p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" G7 s# r5 K9 i! |; \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 }0 t H( V2 ]( T/ Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
; @/ Q0 {; a( f, v: L. ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! s! h. S m# y: r X# e1 t6 ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ K8 ^% G$ b# _& m6 kDonald: H I J K L M N O.
2 n; \/ ?1 C: s1 K* cTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 q# v: I5 ~$ ^; XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + O3 P+ B: c/ \8 a/ w0 F ^
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 e4 F" _8 Z+ q( L) n8 @8 o: rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & N( T7 f5 ]* s2 V, S7 r' ^- x
Millie: I is... 5 a$ }7 l$ Y* @% @# R+ v
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 ^1 e( ?) U) J7 Y4 DMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ [. b' d+ n( V) j" wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. I- b1 e, V* p Z. ~' i1 k0 x
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / j" ?) @! U" W+ ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " f& ?4 H- |. R% w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ o5 V: h; X* A* ]5 t* r7 n2 e
0 \+ n* q6 g& \! _+ j1 |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' ?6 |* m& g2 q2 y% \$ E$ O* E5 \Harold: A teacher
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