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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 r4 [, a- k$ ~1 V
Maria: Here it is. 0 j2 E8 A$ U" E6 o& ^
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
C7 t# W+ I4 a; [$ r. s3 GClass: Maria.
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5 N( }, N3 `* lTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / W# u( O0 L7 ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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M. U$ K- I# t0 p( I- y7 ^* MTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 a8 q4 A* c+ A, g5 w9 @6 S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 {8 R$ K6 N0 f& }: b5 t5 rTeacher: No, that's wrong
~' t! q% H0 Q& G/ Q7 E* o6 yGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & p& u3 x- u" o! Y: P
2 P# { G6 G, V' ^ LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 R J# P" i0 S; E' l! c: F* M
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 n$ `$ @* H/ E; i7 ]
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 O, d. e( H: ^# G FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : H! r: ~. g: L5 B- c
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , j- a( O1 c' W$ l* j' M p" R
Winnie: Me! 1 T( h1 ^! K0 ]# [' F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( N! R$ C1 n, |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 [& \/ k+ x5 W ~Millie: I is... / Q, }% b' O! R
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ I9 x9 J: @, x: @! m) H: oMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 k9 U/ `: ]0 |4 I/ B, i4 o$ dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' n. O* I8 U( }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * t D. }8 d; ^
, W) B- I2 C! v; ^/ ?, YTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : T$ l$ o3 _/ H# B# W, K% s3 _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. e# \ p. O7 b" v* o" U7 s9 R
7 C, m) Y/ Z; ?" }( h% n) H$ _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( `! q% n3 J1 |! f- r1 GHarold: A teacher 0 |$ {$ p7 X( H& z% e* j
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