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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 s+ {, c9 S1 ~8 v2 \8 P+ L5 d b
Maria: Here it is.
5 s5 l) w. n9 g1 J3 v0 MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) W# \- Z$ ^: g' Y4 D/ u$ zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 I- ^- B# x; ^1 s! v: GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: R: r, z$ a6 b+ {8 D- EGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ ?3 O, B: n; k! A" a; I
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* P8 {* V. m' M0 h2 J& x7 u: aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 V- F% P, k4 p% ~8 U8 f- v
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 P0 v- Y- ?0 L3 F& E& D( y y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ ~- j' o" q, A) FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' E3 q7 ]1 v0 s7 e' J% q: m
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / `1 j( E+ q$ Y* k% j+ n! O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 d" t/ H: ?# E' I/ k/ `
4 \! Y5 C- f% z& U- E* |1 gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& K% h, C' C6 a* uMillie: I is... 6 a1 Q/ Z2 {- r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , U# M1 `9 R" D7 q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; T2 r% |4 k; m, I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% p- }4 @, J! n" |( k3 H- `; FTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 r* {. V. g( p1 F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. }; a6 h: ^7 H6 }% f# rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 o5 {5 g d/ b1 O; D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 W5 V0 h3 V& p8 nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 B. B/ P- ^* V! I2 [" j$ Y3 [4 W
Harold: A teacher ) x V% a+ l6 P, i9 a* }0 _ e t
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