Height of Misunderstanding

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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
. L& H! w' l1 ?9 v0 e, F- R  c! v'I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.'
( l" G5 F* G6 yThe next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
' Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? '
: N8 x$ O1 }: q  N'Yes... speaking'
0 ]; `4 R$ Z2 c& x1 m# J2 H) M! j- FReliance guy, 'You're a month overdue, you know!'
# M9 W0 u& Y! K) G  M: r'How do YOU know?' stammers the young woman.
'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the Reliance guy.
! |# c+ G  V& q) J3 ], I'What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????'
  w  G8 W* j# p* W6 I' Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue '
' GOD!!!!!!... ....... This is too much........ ..'
'Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue'
'I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow '
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?' the husband shouts.
: z6 ?, v, o, d) @'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at Reliance, 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.'
'PAY you? And if I refuse?'
3 {3 {7 z$ x4 o# A4 r$ v'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.'
' f# A7 c) N0 F/ ^/ D'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks.
'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'

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