Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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/ V0 b% |; V# ~- @& Q5 c9 }) _0 F. eif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

8 M7 a% ^1 p, j, l  e1 xPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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# \8 u6 M  s% C: f7 Z8 cIf it's true that we are here to help others,
: o  {" z$ B& ~6 a+ M1 |+ N; Qthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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& U% ?1 d+ q3 QOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

9 Z! ~% o3 H+ J: U; S/ Q$ ZEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
$ C5 G8 l. l4 }. ^" y* K" AI can look at it for hours

4 W" f2 T: V9 E& @6 l/ p& z3 DGod made relatives;
/ a- r' f8 i* AThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
# I) C2 |5 B4 E# |+ M0 k! ?The more you forget, the less you know
( W; s4 i/ n$ G1 a6 l4 F* ?So.. why learn.

9 {) @  `) I6 z  v, Z# f4 E* }& n$ jA bus station is where a bus stops.
8 p# b5 e) p  ?" k( aA train station is where a train stops.
, L6 P9 L, k8 O% p" ^On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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