Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
/ j$ L" g) V+ Y" U' dit is your fate but,
2 p+ n9 F% q$ q! z- W  e& g9 eif your father-in-law is a poor man,
; S3 ]* Z3 D" W9 Uit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
. V" k' v4 S- r6 oeducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
: E& ~' a; y" A  w6 WBut nobody's perfect......
) Q1 B! _- k* fso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
; M: Y1 B! C: ^& E4 Mpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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8 P4 b+ P5 ^* o3 z1 i2 ]1 JHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
. T, M+ H  [' g- U* k$ |7 SThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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; a& o6 C  A- A$ BOne should love animals.
+ {8 y0 d( q* |, b6 ~They are so tasty.
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* K+ H; O5 D: K# ~6 aBehind every successful man, there is a woman
' F$ ]/ O; c& V2 _/ [% hAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
% x) r$ B1 H1 Q; g* a8 f; p( P$ Nwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

2 N* x5 n6 ]& n) SThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

1 L) y5 P' X$ O"Hard work never killed anybody"
6 _! E3 y2 ~9 f7 Q2 c# N- SBut why take the risk
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3 a- l: G! u1 P; V( K2 I& S6 H/ O/ Y8 f"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
+ c2 O, R. O6 r) y$ m$ Y2 w$ s% qThank God we can choose our friends.
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7 C5 }3 c5 _4 q6 T8 Y( Z6 \& YThe more you learn, the more you know,
" Y3 b$ n6 k/ P( {  G8 |The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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$ o/ F9 \9 Z. s$ b, @, B6 ]A bus station is where a bus stops.
8 G1 H, \" a/ ~" O. F! YA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^