Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
! F) N: K) a7 N3 i+ `2 M2 m6 B0 ~it is your fate but,
( I+ c  `3 ^" k/ `9 e) Dif your father-in-law is a poor man,
. }% s) k! ]* ^! H& g+ t2 Qit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
% y. |; m" K- |' Z% C2 }- FBut nobody's perfect......
& E, _- x5 H8 z5 M4 v' V  h+ a9 Jso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
+ V5 |# u* P1 Xthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
4 k8 w$ h5 E9 u# G! G' \people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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: w. @8 _/ B' oMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

- P, q  [2 U, I$ z1 q5 I9 XEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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- M3 J4 [5 G4 }; X" _) _# HThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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0 b" s; W+ ~) C4 ]4 I6 N7 c0 oNever put off the work till tomorrow
1 q- Q4 Y; a7 ?: s, K0 D* ~; g* ?what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

, I6 k: }! I$ f! g  q% ]  \1 MThere should be a better way to start a day
: ~. \) k5 ~" U0 k7 n# KThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
4 u5 |: u8 ~; jI can look at it for hours
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5 v" n# I, R6 X" j. t1 IGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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6 a8 K( i$ f* m# a4 P6 ~, GThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
4 o- y5 s! E* h+ M5 N# bThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

, P4 s, u8 {% J. e% s, RA bus station is where a bus stops.
, h" _3 [) O0 g2 G+ iA train station is where a train stops.
: q: y; c2 u9 TOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

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lol
5 X% ^( j" Y: j; [# olove it ^^