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 If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,/ y3 T# _+ @/ a- m; ~" l* `- E- e: Q
it's your stupidity. F$ f+ v9 l. s7 i2 B) O" A4 G
% v6 C2 a8 {9 |( R+ zI was born intelligent -
5 r8 i0 j, `3 w3 _: seducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....! v: {% v* s# g% @4 x) |1 j/ U+ O
But nobody's perfect......
; S& r$ Q1 {: o3 |& d+ u6 a' bso why practice?% v& t) m* h1 R k2 ?( P/ e0 A
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
' O& c8 k- Y7 k6 V3 @! b; Mthen what exactly are the others here for? z2 V7 }- n4 P; ^2 b0 d3 p
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Since light travels faster than sound,3 S4 f/ C* t) N4 l; D
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?+ r8 s% h- L9 @$ |6 X" g( ?
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Money is not everything.- s2 K3 R/ F8 Z
There's Mastercard & Visa.0 \* O1 Z) ^- i8 ^
% K9 z; _1 o' H# A- T$ p" uOne should love animals.
4 j4 x2 |+ @% D( _7 xThey are so tasty.
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( ?9 L9 C% s/ z) D5 e7 r$ JBehind every successful man, there is a woman
" N( J6 d# |0 t) ?" h' O3 v+ kAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.4 q& F! R( Y6 }
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Every man should marry.
% G4 G* C* F$ a" b- mAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in5 q1 M' k p, a
life.
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2 \* t! o6 E9 L5 c9 A0 f8 cThe wise never marry.
; [$ I, @0 u' R4 ]1 Kand when they marry they become otherwise.2 O3 r+ A+ V+ ~* j
: G1 P0 I& W9 {% i/ x: zSuccess is a relative term.! p4 l9 f l/ E& H9 u4 E9 q
It brings so many relatives.+ N4 ~0 K. `. Y
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
! i, F# F: g% G* n! Y" b# P/ twhat you can put off today.* d& y+ E3 x# Q7 C* d% w& X& a
+ D4 a! K, E9 R; @8 o7 w0 ?& G! @+ R"Your future depend s on your dreams"' O5 `" S/ V( H$ x3 z! f
So go to sleep
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" i& v5 r# c a3 ]There should be a better way to start a day# P$ v- v" i. D; n7 e' ^: K/ ?
Than waking up every morning: L6 |9 l) ~5 T: A* {
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"Hard work never killed anybody"1 c1 P$ ~+ y v6 R! R# [; y
But why take the risk! H: G C6 l' t1 I! Y
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"Work fascinates me"( b c: ^& b1 N) A
I can look at it for hours3 b) e/ L4 z5 W) d
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God made relatives;- n. o5 Y- h6 j1 H" J
Thank God we can choose our friends.9 \9 y* p1 b0 i% Q& I, D5 P
( ]0 e, i) Q/ E' tThe more you learn, the more you know,0 N0 y% y# h9 w; z" S( r+ {" h
The more you know, the more you forget
# e/ w% k+ x! P4 z+ tThe more you forget, the less you know4 g( @9 T6 G9 F" s$ P
So.. why learn.
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; ?0 Y4 \) t5 y. N: M% QA bus station is where a bus stops. M% s" C5 y( P7 B( G4 j7 A( g
A train station is where a train stops.
' H/ Q, k: m# W8 R: s. H6 I( E+ L. u4 [On my desk, I have a work station....$ K! ?" b5 W& j( M g$ M
what more can I say........* e% A& }7 }8 A1 c
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