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# T9 c; ?; T/ E8 {' Q, ]5 ]7 [it is your fate but,
& l& a+ W. i; f, h5 o$ zif your father-in-law is a poor man,
& ?/ S8 ?, ~: ]/ P! d" kit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
; F2 `5 w' i% d/ u% ]$ Z4 g H7 Veducation ruined me.+ l+ L) W4 @( J4 M! {. J
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Practice makes perfect....
2 d9 F: K8 x3 ^+ _& Q0 u- oBut nobody's perfect......
/ {7 z9 C" I4 E/ A" x1 I4 ~so why practice?
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% B4 d! e+ x4 X. D$ z# ^If it's true that we are here to help others,# N( v7 R$ U+ T# a
then what exactly are the others here for?' V2 \! d0 w# |7 \' X
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Since light travels faster than sound,
0 a. Y% Z: w6 Ppeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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, w" v7 l! g" i |! B. |/ X( b% ZHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?; k- _+ C9 Q2 E0 H9 J; ~2 P
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Money is not everything.
% k4 S8 _# Z6 o( u9 v0 HThere's Mastercard & Visa.0 b1 y8 P2 p: o3 a
' \* ]8 M3 Z7 o& A+ LOne should love animals./ q% p: Q# a- R7 Y8 o) k
They are so tasty./ F$ J1 y+ N |3 I9 r7 p9 D% u6 p" ]
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
$ U! m* y5 y) P0 M: R. k/ I9 z, QAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.+ x/ j( P; U/ B$ y g- p, E1 s
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Every man should marry.$ N2 ~) n. R/ z3 i
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.+ f8 l' e$ [2 E
and when they marry they become otherwise.! P& b0 b/ E2 X9 Z
# G7 d a/ ~6 \6 w% ESuccess is a relative term., w: _: I4 f* A# Q$ P
It brings so many relatives.
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4 n5 O: D( f% U2 v! X1 {Never put off the work till tomorrow0 E' K# R3 \7 M$ k. [ O! I) P
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
, ]: _: S3 y d( J9 o' J# DSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
5 T# l& t! Y/ b4 _% SThan waking up every morning
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( d9 M" c$ b( i2 t+ M1 F4 G0 P E"Hard work never killed anybody"
R4 L% S7 H8 j+ k- ~. K! GBut why take the risk
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, n5 f, x8 v, ?5 h4 ~% X+ O"Work fascinates me"
: T. H& p* C( _9 I' K1 f6 x" ^+ gI can look at it for hours( X5 r" ~% Q9 h" [+ R
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God made relatives;
0 T2 H x. r, Q: W9 o" f' a- rThank God we can choose our friends.
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. E3 }: E6 O# C' m& SThe more you learn, the more you know,* ^. [6 g% M% y, u" [9 {5 [. Y
The more you know, the more you forget
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So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.- q8 E$ Q: h. I7 L: t' j+ r
A train station is where a train stops.
; x, P- ~# P* r9 ?. q0 ]2 H p1 {On my desk, I have a work station....9 g9 p9 N4 ~, ?% G4 y+ d X
what more can I say........) z, l, i7 V0 ?# U. J4 b9 `' l3 Q# J
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