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it is your fate but,% ?" M+ C0 V. j
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
3 H0 Q4 l9 O$ Y4 q" m, M% N9 Lit's your stupidity.; `5 n0 x# N. d
4 {) ~; h: u' L! f# R/ Y; G" MI was born intelligent -
' `/ ?) B6 B$ X) J" _. v' |education ruined me.6 d' d+ F, J$ I g% m8 x
$ [4 Z: `! e0 R4 c1 Z+ `Practice makes perfect....
, a0 a! e, |5 |0 \But nobody's perfect......
% y& d& I& j' Y4 p5 H8 m/ C* m; P1 B6 Dso why practice?8 T5 a3 r+ B @# h2 |* j9 |
6 b( `6 d8 A: |$ C! WIf it's true that we are here to help others,* [5 o3 g9 H: O# O% s% f( U: z
then what exactly are the others here for?- ~# C4 V8 h7 a
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Since light travels faster than sound,
$ B$ G+ M6 G; lpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.; @: _8 G$ J2 ~' Y
: p& F' M- _# G' I4 r2 |How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.9 p# j" |+ |! T& k
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
5 {& J8 d8 ~* y% |They are so tasty.
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8 e6 s, g( \- V, GBehind every successful man, there is a woman# e' d: M2 a; z) f5 _4 X0 a9 g
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.0 m( b; d9 u z0 U _5 M* o8 ^7 }
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
5 Z2 @$ x! D& B( `% s4 r% r& L$ Vlife.
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) v, [5 i5 i8 w* I8 _+ g- rThe wise never marry.
: Q7 d) [+ j$ ]+ zand when they marry they become otherwise.1 C" k9 [3 T4 | l2 @6 C
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Success is a relative term.
* D3 |# j2 i: e5 A& X: EIt brings so many relatives.
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3 |! H5 @5 c* R$ j' K. M& Q$ fNever put off the work till tomorrow3 a* w- c/ s, l9 B3 i, ?! s
what you can put off today.
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3 f8 Q( ~ w' N. p* l! Y"Your future depend s on your dreams"0 ] x# m- Q9 r: m, i
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
+ q; g" P8 q0 i" @ w$ v9 wThan waking up every morning, S% y. G7 p1 ^
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
- `, ~; q* e% t/ M) Q$ uBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
P" E8 J" u0 }: ~( L2 rI can look at it for hours
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" h) N ?1 G& d# m7 p3 s6 W5 ]1 YGod made relatives;* s! `0 V ]- t) l1 o
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
! S2 a% \3 f+ |6 A, ]The more you know, the more you forget
2 j* c8 y& L1 z- dThe more you forget, the less you know }6 q& t: U+ k. [7 g; o' Q
So.. why learn.; w4 {( p: e6 ~- _; ^; n9 c
5 @. a" h6 n1 `A bus station is where a bus stops.
9 ^1 K. K6 q5 c& R' X4 RA train station is where a train stops.
5 h6 L9 x. \6 A' ]- G( P$ \' p1 g8 EOn my desk, I have a work station....
; r- P& A9 K2 a4 o' Nwhat more can I say........; Q) y) ]5 Q4 F
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