Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
6 i/ F# L# s1 N  Y# R5 q% O1 y6 T! Uit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
1 m6 i/ v# r( _; R: Weducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
  v& P/ _. s) zso why practice?

- Q# e2 k' v0 Q/ I' w5 Z/ m' ?If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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/ Q7 p, [6 r1 cSince light travels faster than sound,
# K% E+ N2 J1 b+ }; C1 ?people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

- J. J8 @2 g- P* ], ^* RMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

& p( d1 l2 s' v/ EBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
9 O( J9 h! m* Z* k, ~, R6 J' ~- n# D$ UAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
5 r9 d( a$ a" N5 ?8 @8 x  jand when they marry they become otherwise.

' j8 R2 A; l5 ~# I: u6 CSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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5 G) g9 {+ r! F"Your future depend s on your dreams"
3 |1 a4 u7 @( ]4 @1 B, lSo go to sleep

* `( v4 z+ y3 v! d, t8 fThere should be a better way to start a day
8 ?0 j# \$ n' U* m! PThan waking up every morning

5 I* \. `. o# {. B"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
5 b* }6 a" Z  {! ?( ZI can look at it for hours

# H% s! @  g9 k8 a, v( Z1 YGod made relatives;
( n/ v  h; S9 w6 qThank God we can choose our friends.
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; m% r3 s7 t' }& h* L+ }The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
3 z" H5 I. P* \* A1 p/ L1 HThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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+ U- G. f# y' P# r% G+ cA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
7 \+ q8 J: a$ B$ w: E) d/ v) Twhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
/ k1 b0 I# a9 @5 B+ [- ylove it ^^