The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
" p2 Z2 ?8 v! v+ B+ J5 m' R* bBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
( T& N0 ?# ^+ J, IHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
! e) ^: l) P+ E5 G: q! S* r; `5 q& `about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
4 S- x5 Y4 z8 _( iwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
' L- w7 n% |7 x1 g. k+ d! aWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
2 |2 K3 x4 ?# x3 H& ]6 ]6 l0 N7 h( hhe see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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