The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
( y8 F% z3 {9 ?0 \0 e/ @Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
8 U( J) g, ~+ w+ K3 U7 P* nWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
: e, u# F; B& E5 s1 wwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
  }$ e0 X2 u6 u9 ~$ q0 [about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
% @) _( M. J+ \+ w: Twould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' @3 @; h% X5 R  Y. F& i3 sLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 s+ D- t1 R, G) D  EWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
6 {$ y6 S  A5 o+ k( lbaby.'
$ O2 F, S2 V+ E: z* [' d) f, QThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
4 o9 O: h5 m0 {8 Q( {4 zJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
" b8 M: S6 i, B) xlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
* `3 q! a* D0 r% O& ? he has 20/20 vision.'
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1 D( b) C2 g4 W: M& m( H0 K'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
8 V' ?6 x) {- z$ wneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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