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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. / ~6 o$ @. A, T
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears./ M' \/ m1 v4 R( k) h- [- U
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
9 F, I! ]$ V# Q; t# p- efamily was invited over to see the baby.
) A ? s( d1 a1 s! d6 d5 Y( R; i4 `* Y4 {Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
3 I3 }# a8 {% P: {( ^with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
' h" g+ \: D1 @! ^His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 5 H- x, ~! M. F& r' R
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he, F- F9 m8 a7 n6 M3 b) m
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
$ K$ q% O4 y) y' a! jLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. " b2 U5 [: d' ~& h
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful& K1 X8 c* X% y5 j! I* e
baby.'3 u) u! I) c1 y' P$ q$ U3 U2 z
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
$ i0 x* f5 a4 e5 [. F* KJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
* j: q( N( n; R6 v/ K: Z- Nlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
5 ] a5 H4 f5 fhe see?'9 ~! H3 W1 @2 x0 R4 V( y4 F
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said+ Q' f6 \. R1 r7 ` U5 \; Q4 c/ `9 j
he has 20/20 vision.'
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$ T( t J# G* e+ w8 U5 R'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
! g, @! l( n; e* n. v* m% [needed glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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