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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. % T- g' X* E7 U
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
9 i& ~1 N5 ]5 rWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
1 j" _" {/ b3 bfamily was invited over to see the baby.
) a- n& Q( n* G* C( A& S# zBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
: b; N- I( ]5 Wwith him and explained that the baby had no ears. [+ u5 V0 A* ~/ `% ^
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
5 P1 y6 C; o" @8 H* ]about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he( h8 N3 P. c1 ?! w x2 v* m
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.4 p# c& Y3 W% Y \( c/ T2 |9 B, a
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ( V/ {, }* W) {$ z7 @
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 9 g0 k' p t$ |. e8 L
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful4 a8 Q1 p0 a X" ]
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
- j5 Q& U, y8 C- Yhe see?'
! x1 y' p) P; v" P: G r. b'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" ^& f' s* b. W8 I. |9 R3 s) K# B he has 20/20 vision.'/ F8 M# \9 u$ M) S! m
- D5 Y E4 G- h% ]3 u8 u* T'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
% V+ T3 W8 D: E4 H( ]/ l4 }* }needed glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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