The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
/ C  |, k6 V# _8 h3 u3 Lfamily was invited over to see the baby.
* |1 t; t) @( {0 s4 b9 V( zBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
$ a0 [7 U. u9 K" L; a4 hHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
$ o- x: U3 L$ L' d$ ~about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
4 R: A8 N. R" W1 G3 uLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
0 T5 V* x# _- {! F* K3 U8 Vbaby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
4 y! f9 {: y/ A" MJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
8 ?. i2 D6 c" T7 ghe see?'
* C) F6 Q/ d4 E. R2 ^% P'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

" k0 Y& B5 ]- Z! }) w'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
: R0 L# @  s" c) m/ Xneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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