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* c+ `# d, B; C3 s5 T" W3 d3 AI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 {8 b, R/ x6 I& j2 o' s
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9 E- W- T3 s) RMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 o: D6 w9 e- dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
* I2 p+ K7 d& F/ m$ Uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 R/ h' Q) J) N) [' ~
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* a" E0 S; T0 ?; ]& z2 }2 r1 ?3 D; h
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. o2 }3 F! y9 r( e+ ]8 pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 S7 h4 y! {4 i8 P/ z) o
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and L( d( O- ?% ]+ I u D
committed my life to her sister.
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9 Y8 N/ e2 `9 E1 ?Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
a. t' j9 G! rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
6 f9 n2 y! m0 X- V j- P5 qfling, just come up and get me."* P* L8 ]0 f6 L# E4 T& u! [% {4 `
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8 _) s# y: g5 b% cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
4 V5 ^8 j6 m) A1 \3 t9 k' ?the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ D5 G/ n7 ?, {
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ a( j p' n0 B* k( g
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) K$ m4 `0 [. u7 q
outside, all clapping!+ B" x$ y8 ^, N" g5 @% W
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 t3 A7 F9 S, ^0 `said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; _! T/ o1 L1 d6 \2 \2 G* Kask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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8 s/ G! ?/ f" r x/ E* ZAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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