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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: O8 k! B) w. V& e
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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' s2 i4 Y& b$ ]& L5 \My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be- l( c9 U* J! T; m' z8 L# [, W! ?
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she' l" x: V- W A! A5 e# G( Y
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- j2 c* e4 |+ t# {* t/ f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 h* ` c* I- k. J+ |/ F
committed my life to her sister.8 X" Y ]6 i; E; d- z
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9 ~, t) r$ D, I' j& Z* ]Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
# L8 K, X6 \6 F" P. L' L( }said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild/ r9 N3 v$ w# \+ V# M
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 d9 [% B3 I8 N+ G9 w
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 E6 x& J L% X. C; {
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' e) K+ p; d1 R& H
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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