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; j+ @6 G: S2 u7 p4 TI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
. d! N( z7 J3 J* o" Yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. x5 q8 ?0 \+ n6 G j ?: l
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) g+ c" G0 Q7 P9 n
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A4 U% v# F r9 a# CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ b1 o4 V; L+ K: z% D. w" w1 J6 ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ k+ @. q3 |' ]5 u, i I4 r
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
, @7 V9 |* i" `* D/ Rdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 i2 P/ J. O. i
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 {* }0 \, A: d4 N' K) b
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( o8 x2 k& y) D; S: U; ^) jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) H+ f8 H0 l' y
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; e0 t, c- k! l1 F ^
committed my life to her sister./ I e' q2 W. D: v
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 o- R' o6 {! ^ }0 y, Jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ d8 H" ^* z# c6 a# \
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% W' ]# A( f! y. ?! wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
s, d, Q B$ k! g! Z& f0 o1 L' t' p/ xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
% D' y- z+ Y( b4 t1 i9 Kstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 T o4 f4 S U
my car.
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. z. p( L2 ~# e2 X7 A5 [5 h4 `: {2 n5 pTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 O( A2 ^" j( u, \
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! R2 e1 P0 \+ }; }2 Xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 W X7 X# `; n- i4 Dask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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