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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- G8 O( z- I4 ?# p) I) p! M
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ z5 P% x/ B* D8 k( U4 \
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. A4 o0 I0 d# K* G7 w
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 I# r% P( T. |; ]( S- }/ z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down `8 T ~! R; q( Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ ]- f( n6 H- h3 k7 H; Q& T5 ^$ ydeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* C) {! K, ^8 O
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6 D" _# w& \3 {' NOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
" B* M# N/ H7 ^4 Uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ T6 U! R7 \0 B8 o: R: p, Owhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 I( b6 G8 ]4 I) Z! \# D& a, f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ `2 N6 m4 u& ]committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" F0 d! P2 Q) K/ Q5 Msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 ^) L7 l. L; b' u/ u- w5 {
fling, just come up and get me."
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8 r8 x2 B, A8 i0 S, nI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% S: Y' s* W6 F. r7 d! ythe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ x+ A4 I; r l% }straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 U: _0 s8 B$ d9 Z! g; Q3 w
my car.
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7 \ N2 H* ?- S6 m6 FTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 ]% Q& i' |, Z: n x( esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't# o5 }1 l. e! j& {7 F, F
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 n1 I) ~: ]3 i1 z
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' J8 W& j/ H( }# d0 M' B+ D) lAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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