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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
" D( I# A* \ v. K4 Q' Fhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; f* X: G: |$ J0 U/ B
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 H$ U2 P v+ U4 N8 Ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# J" `) m# y: G& Ywhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
& p' j1 @* I1 p }4 ]$ G0 t# edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& B" f5 }! v T l i" M* \2 D
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' y& ?2 U* F. m; C2 SOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: x: o& P' }* {0 a( Yovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* U' `. V: {' l
committed my life to her sister.) Y& k5 D0 H: Y1 f8 D
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# l% j" _# z: [3 `3 C2 g P0 UWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ l& h* H0 h) ~: Esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
" ?8 R$ K. z! X2 p# j& U7 Ifling, just come up and get me."
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/ H; ~2 C2 `9 o7 WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 v7 L; y3 Y% n/ P" F8 P+ i
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
8 ~' y8 v% ]+ z# G# pstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 ~& o8 J' W- l. m* j \2 F: w2 t
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u+ q9 y4 G2 oTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 e1 S+ g: W, m
outside, all clapping!: M# G# Y! z6 H* }, d& T: M
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5 t9 Z' Z, Y% Y3 B$ q% c- uWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' m2 d3 S& I; @! N* T; @& zsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
v* o( ]; ]; Bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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