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! S9 Q+ j: }7 b# D1 mI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
4 O5 Y2 Q. X/ a$ H2 Z8 _1 Lhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ U2 ~- ~/ V/ \* [6 v- G
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ i4 _- u) a7 T, e, W1 n
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& F& O- d6 {$ {! ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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/ P5 h+ ?( @ Z- b0 a1 Pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 z3 Q1 V8 |. w0 J' EOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' H' ^0 w. j6 d2 T4 ^! q7 {1 o Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she' `7 U- g4 u, U% f+ \
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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1 E3 V x8 b% e( xcommitted my life to her sister.) P6 ?5 K# ?$ ^; ]" w* G
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ e: k) u9 V* k, Tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ U, \" s% _% J/ P/ m
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up) n# L. n8 N& @5 K7 p# o* d
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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' _! k! S) e! G/ m3 _7 t" V2 VWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# d( Y4 i2 d& ~
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