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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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+ ^8 f/ b- A8 G+ r+ l% H% X) G" mYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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$ X5 Z" L4 m' H( O* V# ?Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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