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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car., Y% C4 y% n/ G. r, [4 y
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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9 a( }+ l) p2 n b# U; p$ h# fWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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1 A$ ^3 N) a$ [+ P1 o4 {6 ~8 H/ \So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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1 \) E/ Y; ]! f) O% o.... and that's when the fight started. |
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