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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.& V- g* R4 Z3 F$ w
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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+ i  {. M% \. _4 r$ A0 v I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."0 Q( M" T- k+ T* B, W( ?2 e
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.3 P9 m+ J. E: c9 W

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.". R. Q- ], G5 V' |* e
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.9 n% g2 A" T6 ^

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR$ a+ I: f, r/ g& g) c

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.6 r  N' }9 l8 h% \* O. P( r: G* K

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU! d; o0 _1 V( g6 T% T3 b

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  V1 D$ C1 i" t; \* C, O1 R2 u LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A8 B1 }$ L% z) s/ i
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