Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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; d# J. ~. t1 V3 c6 ]$ D0 P' { WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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: Q& Y1 z) w2 i SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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, q" a1 Q+ R: _% |" w THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


- e6 d8 X  {* J) H THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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, t7 D+ I  a% r# p- I0 n& q) } "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


5 w! @2 |' f( e- ~9 r8 S' J I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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6 W5 n2 y: s# U/ x) T; { WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


2 k! g# b  B9 D9 g; z* Q" | "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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1 l. h2 F( M- b' k SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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4 G1 r1 }$ e3 T& i THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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, u' T; [9 i" J0 T5 I* A$ } THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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