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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN  r, [' Y: u2 e0 P, j7 R
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9 W9 q: g. V- A: k3 d$ t+ K WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.; [* N' A$ t7 E$ {  R1 Z8 Q) Q

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5 w3 ?* j( x/ I8 }7 _8 F! q THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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5 x7 S* O0 n$ R! d8 H$ ^) ~ THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY ., Y! W* ~0 z8 s0 I$ x) i6 n* n3 m

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.0 c7 x+ @. a( T* w- b& C

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,: y) t' I4 Z$ p$ M* s. T

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."/ h) a6 r6 q* S4 v7 a- q' x
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM." b8 i, P" @2 V8 z% w/ d; q) {, x
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) ^% E" y: t; q! a5 G: }4 w# l SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR4 {& T) j$ H$ n' o/ _7 |

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2 w3 D! l/ t% @6 I4 Q THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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( }" u+ }$ `0 Q3 r( W3 z3 q LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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