Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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% R, T0 {, L4 d6 i! i/ _ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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4 x: {$ k5 D. p SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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7 j2 _+ n; M' S# J! f "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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7 D# D/ O1 w/ ~% `' A  o& i. ^5 O I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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+ U0 U. r% P# E9 J WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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  \$ u7 }1 n) | THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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% V( s! z4 S' k, m SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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) k$ M7 ^! X! n& E THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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; `" \; n' E% A3 `; L0 i9 | THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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6 i5 B; [! d7 s9 ~5 Y. TI read a similar one before~