Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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' V, U8 C1 F- w. r SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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- u5 P" C4 u& B1 u; C2 d THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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; q) Q2 f2 _: K% f- i I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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) F8 K& y8 k" ?5 D7 k' P  T7 f/ a A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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9 x0 x) ?+ D( a4 \" y; F7 J "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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( r& X* Q1 l5 H# \$ L IMPRESSIVE..

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3 G0 \7 R0 H0 ?% {, i SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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; c5 b7 j5 [7 v9 a) [ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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5 n! G$ H! m6 v' n# H3 b LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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