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  THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN  r, [' Y: u2 e0 P, j7 R 
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 SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.; [* N' A$ t7 E$ {  R1 Z8 Q) Q 
 
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5 w3 ?* j( x/ I8 }7 _8 F! q THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. 
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 "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. 
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 I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." 
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 A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.0 c7 x+ @. a( T* w- b& C 
 
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 THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. 
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 WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,: y) t' I4 Z$ p$ M* s. T 
 
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 "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."/ h) a6 r6 q* S4 v7 a- q' x 
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 THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. 
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 NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS 
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 SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM." b8 i, P" @2 V8 z% w/ d; q) {, x 
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 THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU 
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