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  THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN) Y) o: H4 N2 K/ r! _+ o 
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 SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND." u0 C: q4 ]8 j/ s 
 
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 THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. 
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 THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY . 
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 "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.1 D2 k0 c& U( M- `$ ^ 
 
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 I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." 
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0 Z7 m- f7 ^$ R, l; l A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. 
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( a2 l5 i( Q, X THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. 
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, C  J3 W" d! C$ I- B "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." 
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 NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS 
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" K6 T: u$ B% c2 B' x5 P SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. 
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" U9 Q6 o2 |1 i& d THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. 
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+ T# S7 {1 v$ k! v! c- w THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU 
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 LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A5 [* T& B% a* z7 x 
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