Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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" T: B; t. ^9 M- H5 p THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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1 G% O$ T. [6 K0 ^9 j5 s# N* ^ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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# R0 o; {2 [4 @) J" x THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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4 D4 a! B0 m' M5 l; \6 V* }2 I IMPRESSIVE..
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* b4 }6 j" M- O4 w- F0 v SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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  F, q2 Z" r- U: y5 h THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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  [1 s# }3 N0 P/ C8 v1 }$ _  _ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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