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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.5 G3 _" o( o: y0 S
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: ?0 \4 _( E% a1 f SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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& N% V+ S P, P, N THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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( a- {( I+ x8 Q) M. R THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .! j. ?& K, v/ a- p+ ]$ d' k0 |7 U
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6 g3 k2 k/ h d4 E) [ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.", h. g- f0 l% \# Y9 r* N6 t
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+ g) Y+ j3 `) s0 K3 }6 t A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG./ Q& F8 i% A8 r3 X/ d' Z
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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! Y8 x2 ]2 T9 V8 o/ K* E& d+ X "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."$ d6 H% Q( N0 w( `$ Q
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8 v! q/ E0 @7 V THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.) G2 y- R" R3 r' a
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( l( u% k* z7 V- S( V- ~" ` NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS' x! j; f/ |7 s3 h# y0 |# K$ x
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IMPRESSIVE..7 G" N; V) x$ ^* ]9 p9 e$ q
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$ ~. R6 V% u; g5 _( g/ q) [ SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.2 V. f" s( o" [- @
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* K! K q% t) A8 N% U THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU/ C, n5 n! q! U3 M2 j/ d8 c
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A8 S C" @6 W5 r9 K; o
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