Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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0 Z7 m- f7 ^$ R, l; l A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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( a2 l5 i( Q, X THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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( d% ]) y3 Q& [4 |- ^* q  u1 ` THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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2 V& y7 c7 r! g# z- ?5 g6 \# h% K SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.

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" U9 Q6 o2 |1 i& d THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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+ T# S7 {1 v$ k! v! c- w THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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