Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. b; I2 \$ B( x& oIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 K: `6 T# X# d2 F/ r( S+ QIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

' J% L/ C0 M4 o. O: sIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 ^% _* ~2 a3 I- dIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

1 M$ a4 N* @2 p. vIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ @, v, K8 y3 j% Q. Y0 AIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

) k$ _9 H4 j/ ?- e( A$ a7 B2 QIf she has a headache, she's tired.
! b% c1 e6 W) m( ~& iIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
7 l, K3 r0 e) Xfeeling sorry for the guys~