Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
7 C; O; N- h6 w" U4 u6 EIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

! Q+ U3 H% l  u3 X8 HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 S- k' Q/ Y" M- U8 UIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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! a9 c, f* X: c4 i4 cIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
  ]3 w  a5 |" ?  o' B2 mIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

# X) Y* L6 N+ a. ]9 b7 a5 n0 nIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) e+ L6 S. e0 r# ?7 ZIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: J) o/ I; t+ O8 V. H* u2 F: OIf you don't, you're a slob.

" r. i3 h3 _2 H$ fIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' c; Q1 z! c  M1 Z' GIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~