Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& d4 u+ z  V2 u0 Z" ?4 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- ]4 s* h( q" C* g6 O- fIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

; j5 N; x9 P/ A/ c1 _7 l( Q9 gIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 Y8 W+ `& W' y9 e2 u- xIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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+ [! O- I5 B. W0 I  W7 d0 gIf you cry, you're a wimp.
# Q6 n. }4 b( E2 A: C) }If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 _/ j- v8 O& b6 BIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' h  `# |- n! K4 k8 aIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

0 ]' x" l7 a! a, {! E$ c9 |If she has a headache, she's tired.
: G- W, j7 [4 `If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~