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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
X3 ]& e% K1 ^/ w" zIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.7 _- `0 j6 D7 G7 m
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 B& b4 o4 n, k r1 A4 B6 nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( Y- u/ D) d. k) T) x
5 G$ ^) y# d N( KIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) M1 L6 C e" i, Z9 m9 mIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* s5 p; u: v. H& x
$ ~* p0 g. j8 S4 \; ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.6 o0 E* n ~. q" r2 M3 [% P" @4 [
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 x( c% g* Q+ |% X
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
) s" c4 | e! T% t6 H ]If you don't, you're insensitive." d( d/ |" H2 Y) Y
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* W+ A; z/ x+ S8 X9 v. |4 M! j4 n
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. F; E7 t6 L; o+ d
, T& m# d! R' B9 G; R8 wIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! F& |- l$ e; P' ]9 J7 vIf she asks you, it's a favor., w$ N, _5 X* P8 Y( b5 R, b
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# V O* h8 O. uIf you don't, you're a slob.2 m0 O7 |& P9 ?3 w: b% F$ R; Z5 B& f
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) ]0 a* @& O- T( s* H- l" M8 v. e/ SIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" Z. C' F! j1 d* v6 U: ?9 g. N" `If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.. E! z" ^9 c% q* n# q3 X
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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