Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 s3 Q0 R3 ^7 \6 o8 l7 GIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

/ d6 O. @9 Q- {If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ _. c( j$ h& U: WIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
- e" M5 h+ }  y) {( B. W( S: NIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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) H6 q8 f- j  ]1 `6 }5 ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 M% [. X: X2 a# OIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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' F* O& S" G6 k3 [If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ m+ ^1 }; X5 U( S& Z3 _2 K7 R0 eIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

. d$ j, z$ S# n! [* b- _' f1 j* ^If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
6 M, m% h) c' p2 zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ H- M1 K: ?% i' T3 ~If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 S8 w6 R2 J# [5 mfeeling sorry for the guys~