Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ @+ U" u8 M0 x# B& D; uIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, z1 Y, C* l& a) fIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

# _0 A, Q8 l4 i) ]' ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 l4 N( u0 ?2 j. F3 f+ t- RIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 _* o9 O7 e, ^: x' PIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' x# @# Z1 X" F( |+ ^If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

- p, i4 J' r" c% C+ M/ jIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
# K/ j/ u* k; f! H+ ]7 {1 f, s: Gfeeling sorry for the guys~