Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

+ H4 w: g5 p( o/ L$ f8 qIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; l+ [' H8 v* ^/ u$ I# _; Y9 _! ~5 gIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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" J0 O2 y7 a; c; oIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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4 X6 W! w: y3 y$ O, [) ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. c2 S; C2 r3 NIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 }: s/ n/ E. `8 t% Z9 CIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. t: T1 U. h0 ~4 b7 I: kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ N8 M8 F% x8 }- k, h* ^* _) P8 {If you're not, you're not ambitious.

+ h% w- d2 p7 {If she has a headache, she's tired.
: L8 q$ d$ b  }$ y% rIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~