Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  e1 C# i, T3 `" B$ K% Z) c. {) kIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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* X- a' Q6 _) p. M6 I* cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 y1 `, }) o; z7 T& O: vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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# E, V2 \4 z* D3 EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! w- ]+ t2 [& fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

  p' F  f( g. u5 I2 eIf you cry, you're a wimp.
  j! B. ?$ y# j8 _6 c# \7 OIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
  R9 {2 i; L, ^3 ^9 QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
9 y5 s! {, ?# ~' EIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* M# ]# L2 Q9 L. q; KIf you don't, you're a slob.

" |# S% C* f( u" pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 T, E5 o  A! W- OIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
! U$ @& k5 Q" T' HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 d  \. h' t2 T; ^( n5 C+ CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~