Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  X3 ]& e% K1 ^/ w" zIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 B& b4 o4 n, k  r1 A4 B6 nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

5 G$ ^) y# d  N( KIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) M1 L6 C  e" i, Z9 m9 mIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

$ ~* p0 g. j8 S4 \; ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
) s" c4 |  e! T% t6 H  ]If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

, T& m# d! R' B9 G; R8 wIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! F& |- l$ e; P' ]9 J7 vIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# V  O* h8 O. uIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) ]0 a* @& O- T( s* H- l" M8 v. e/ SIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" Z. C' F! j1 d* v6 U: ?9 g. N" `If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~