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Believe it or not.
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Woman has1 N* F+ u, P7 B" a& X6 G
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Madam has
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- k; P* Z- z& o# O! eNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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5 H% t6 H/ J, H6 U; m$ q) w9 EBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME' l) B0 ^5 C/ Y+ S
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8 E1 B3 v D, t( I% T$ bOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN tal illness9 ?7 [- U d/ j9 D: G
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MEN opause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a0 Q6 S8 s5 l: L8 v8 h9 \. ?
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HISterectomy.
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. q4 C8 v6 S4 n. TSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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