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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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Man
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in it;
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Female has
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She has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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legs of a woman....
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, e; C* C5 F% p4 K3 {( i" B/ F' iBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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) ?% |& m8 S" X0 }Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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6 E5 L3 a& f+ a* fI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  8 t, d% d- A: F" \! G: t+ s

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MEN strual cramps
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GUY necologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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0 a) L% {+ N3 JSend this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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