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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 4 @+ D" r" s' n) t
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ACURA: 9 B! R5 B9 |0 R i
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 9 }, [& y8 J! o7 B- w: H
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America + }, M+ N# d# f
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AMC:
" D/ t1 v) a% b6 u9 K' M% v& xAll Makes Combined
2 f1 V. g8 ?4 I) X; v' x0 HA Major Cost 5 A* K) H, a4 o
A Mutated Car
: c& G8 L7 i+ ?7 mA Morons Car 9 W. E1 Q( o4 F$ O7 l5 I
Another Major Catastrophe 2 D3 }: W: g: q+ u' B
A Man's Car
8 \1 ]$ G3 x$ yA Miss Conception / f" f$ l; P5 f, ]/ M" d% w; |5 w
All Muscle Car / m, W- V; V# t5 m/ Z
All Most Car
. u. l" k& {5 b6 s) R5 FAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ( R0 o9 ]0 W# o4 b1 q2 S# ]
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: % a5 E d4 B8 c+ i
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 6 p0 b. @7 }6 O" [
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
/ x( I, B: r/ ]4 K$ ]7 jAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
5 V3 H' U& G9 M, q1 vAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
2 B1 Y }1 [: l1 fAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
7 }8 {6 @% E; d, G7 _Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 1 s9 F7 ?9 k4 H% Y
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 2 m- E( R, V0 c8 u3 ?" W) P5 S; c2 E
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BMW:
9 l1 n% ^9 Y& o G/ y6 ~Big Money Works
: ~3 z& j# [9 ?7 w; XBought My Wife
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Break My Window + Q$ r, z$ U8 C: z; _) g ]% _+ F
Break My Windshield 9 \+ @* g/ q5 L7 y( m* F4 v
Babbling Mechanical Wench 8 u) A8 s. @4 D1 a6 {) t* [
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
2 L6 _/ D# j* R! vBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 5 \- n' J* u( V; Q
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
' j/ S' M- d4 |# m1 i* jBarely Moving Wreck % |3 i9 Z" i; j1 T9 R7 _# z7 ?
Big Money Waste 2 ]# A% E, d3 q3 ?8 Z/ A
Big Money. Why? 4 s+ L4 u u/ Y; f7 j
Big Money Works 6 T$ _$ k) F% O1 N- r
Born Moderately Wealthy 7 ~7 ~5 Y! k2 d& z4 h
Breaks Most Wrenches ) L7 A5 ^& b4 |9 h
Bring Many Wrenches
/ Y T1 [7 E- O7 eBrings Me Women ) F9 u h/ a `: H. B4 {5 ?" h0 [
Brings More Women
* \3 }8 Q+ F' T/ S* x; n; YBroken Money Waster 4 c7 q6 s, M* M1 A; W# J) ~
Broke My Wallet
7 g% \2 |8 p8 n1 C$ F" |1 f$ aBroken Monstrous Wonder ) W8 ~1 D+ J5 Q/ N
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
- P& J$ @% F KBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
+ e; V1 v3 D5 _/ m: a% z$ Z5 X/ m, EBavarian Manure Wagon
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+ }3 }/ C0 a, ?! H$ \! MBUICK:
& P* u/ X: N7 U/ dBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
" y0 ?5 X. `+ f5 E( P: m' ^Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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$ Q& R( \5 i0 ^) G9 g7 b1 lCamaro:
/ t- [7 L# V4 e/ sCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 1 I9 C s% w; V% k/ m1 j/ j& P
Can't America Make A Real One?
G5 P" u) W. c2 o/ F* gChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often " ?) r) X+ @& Z! E5 k" r
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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: c$ [( C) e, x: m, fCHEVROLET:
- a5 Q1 |) v6 E3 O1 X5 RCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
. \3 M6 w. a0 ~: R7 F5 CCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
; y/ T6 X5 y- D4 m/ v' DCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time $ {% |# X# V3 `
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
; w( V% ^9 `* e& S% ~Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: 3 u; j+ n: `+ {( h, o& F
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere * A% ^+ N3 V: U8 a
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
( \& c2 Y+ E$ ZDead Old Dog Going East , X1 }' m* ]- u* ?; ^5 u
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ' Y# n4 H6 n2 w4 D- l
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 3 `2 T7 H* h' Y& A
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
t" \; L V) t3 j! A) X# U; K( sDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
9 m7 U8 n9 i, t" o' J# VDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
3 ~) T: }9 V1 T, X$ M% BDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive + k# g1 O. G# C) D6 ?
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EDSEL:
% M1 r- Q+ Q3 c/ ?% XEvery Day Something Else Leaks 6 G( i" h- h& W( g+ |. M+ a+ u, T1 c8 |- A
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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* S3 k$ m* K) }FIAT: 6 b6 l6 f2 \9 a: g, h
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
/ x$ \1 u' R: R8 ^8 Q7 uFix It Again, Tony : }& Y' {( h! t) d
Fix It All the Time - `9 U: _. | g- G( F/ f
Found In A Toilet $ f3 A* R9 M: o% l
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation \/ k8 r o0 w6 e) U5 B& H/ N
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FORD: % X. p# |7 N. A7 c, R8 w
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 1 E) g( q( k1 \7 O
Fix Or Repair Daily
" g- E' f8 N2 O: v3 I0 y; cFound On Road Dead
/ [; p ~4 ?. l& ~Fast Only Rolling Downhill
! [! z9 x% H" O# s! MFirst On Race Day
, X4 X9 q; m& JFirst On Recall Day " n- N- t: l9 c {8 p4 X; A" e
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
) r7 C; ], U3 L$ x! ?$ g" {! yFails On Rainy Days
" p5 H' b% K9 H. s1 N4 C/ tFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 9 u" o$ V. J) S
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
5 U- e; n* `4 f) R+ iFault Of R&D
- s- {: e0 Z. y& DFinally Obsolete Racing Device 3 r$ @/ a! P3 W0 P. z6 k r
Fireball On Rear Denting 9 P. g5 t! g! `
First On Road to Dump
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$ n$ Y u7 }7 d- m9 H) zFix Or Recycle Dilemma
! T. q3 W5 T) ~& fFlipping Over Results in Death # B3 h7 n+ G) Z; w8 D6 R% ^! @
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster : ~4 F' p3 i4 a
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
. R* ?, i- U& s0 P7 oFoot On Road Decelerates * Y& n$ c* L1 C, \. D" H" _) d' F) z
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
# ? d. N. D# m+ ^" @# ]" |Formed Of Rejected DNA * E) @2 m3 f. S7 S8 a( d
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
1 h; \7 Z5 n E; mForward Only; Reverse Defective
+ m6 g0 m y# N- h: i+ D/ s! bForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 5 ]/ V+ Q9 e6 t. N
Fork Over Repair Dough
1 r: h8 J" o. Q4 Z7 mFouled Out Re-done Dodge
, @3 X; ~2 ]+ }. R4 T% HFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ( u8 E0 z0 |& N! `% V
Free Or Reduced Drastically 3 X) ~. k) E o" U! J$ K5 v* _- y Z {
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 9 R h+ I2 B* N7 x, G j0 d9 `
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
* w M" M' }# L7 pFunny Old Rattling Dump
9 ]& |# A0 G$ B; s2 U; O$ P6 yForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 6 i7 k/ W- t3 d6 }3 e, M4 {
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
4 M4 V' X7 L: w; P+ `7 GFound Out-Right Dangerous
% z3 Z+ _7 Y% @Future Of Racings Delight
7 U1 j: ?5 d. E& t% B5 d(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
$ z( i# i; i# A" G; L, {(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability 0 d( d! R3 N9 t6 D( ]2 C( @" {
Lots To Do 3 E Q9 Z! L9 x
Looses Transmissions Daily ( {. D1 ]( {$ t3 [
4 K9 D9 E" V0 cGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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: n/ @ c/ f, X1 V! I3 Q: U+ IGeneral Maintenance
( n$ L, S O$ X9 JGreat Mistake
) [6 i# S1 ~7 c# G5 Z( u/ |# {) vGarbage Motors
5 S& p1 N* f* k+ gGenerally Miserable , m' f. ` U5 n" ]* d/ e
Grossly Misconceived # K# D: q. M1 J) C
Gluteus Maximus
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Goofy's Manufacturing 5 s* R o* n* f0 `
Gone Mental
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GMC:
" X5 n. X- W4 i' N5 `4 n. f6 {% qGrief & Misery Combined
! p, k0 U, q8 Q1 v$ g& OGarage Man's Companion
1 d/ h% O# r+ e9 w, m- \! ]6 m7 JGotta Mechanic Coming? 5 T( X# t9 l% F" F7 l4 e: O9 L
Generally Mediocre Cars . B/ {) |; ?" Y7 E+ s
Get More Chicks # u) Y I3 V! o& T' K( A2 z f
Gets Mechanics Crazy
$ X6 Q1 Q7 e* Y: f- T. Z" zGods Mechanical Curse 3 |; B2 Z# M* J" M) S
Got More Crap
* q5 e; r4 C7 o' w$ cGreat Mountain Climber $ a0 a r- b2 v% V
Great Motor Car
6 A; T7 X1 b9 D9 M( C' A# NGod Made Chevy / E3 K* c- S: t6 ?4 |# b" c
Good Moron Car
) W2 F% K4 H- w! Q u: M/ lGot Mine Cheap
( B( ^# j7 @' a# QGet My Checkbook % E! W' Q* T( Q' G- y
Gone Mad Corp. ; \5 Y/ \; \. y# Y
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GTO: 3 D; t& _$ x4 _( K
Gas, Tires, Oil
* X3 E7 ?7 o8 i4 Y- PGet Tools Out
- q( T d/ r& {% @Get To Onramp ( S8 K9 X8 K' p2 N1 S3 w% U) y/ F% N
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out 9 x$ E. n' @) D, f3 d' M
Good Time Out
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HONDA:
7 q- c" ]9 M4 B: O1 t' JHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 {- }' s3 F- B) |! g. vHad One Never Did Again * K }! I$ g" e8 I8 x0 i
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating " U( N6 m& Q/ d* Z a
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
$ o* C2 A* b6 R2 ^+ ~) \Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles $ S' ?/ b) V% A
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
6 X {; _' @5 F6 j7 N1 p# g. SHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? / D" P/ v$ x! y ~1 E; p; T
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 0 y' i3 N, j1 n2 S: J1 E" b- @
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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; t- r7 L) U8 g, M: T* z3 G4 RJEEP: 9 T3 S: ]' ~' ?5 b0 W
Just Eats Every Part
( ^" i2 a8 m$ T* I/ v2 D6 f5 aJust Empty Every Pocket 4 ]1 H8 X0 n3 H. n. V
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 6 U: E7 ]& \ ?+ h- ?: `
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
: U+ w, F7 ~+ q" ~7 IJinxed Engine has Extra Parts : K* y j$ Y# f
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$ V, i3 T& b* M( ^$ nKick It Around / {. w$ B4 d5 x
Kick It Again
5 N3 ~; t, q0 P! \- Q$ GKilled In Action
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( ?# s5 R1 S3 `1 j0 x* jLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious " g: Z8 }, z) Q* @2 ~
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along : Z( Q' w/ F/ m7 o+ {
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Mostly Garaged
: A9 Y* b# Q; T& V7 e8 t$ M6 a xMajor Goof
& v7 P' A/ w; x9 W/ C8 RMGB: Might Go Backwards 7 c* _; ^6 N& Z' l% ]" N
MGB: Might Go, But . . . % J4 M# i& A' e# r! {3 P3 a" ~
MGB: Motor Going Bad
& X2 V6 v4 T+ w" |8 `4 @9 ~' T+ Y7 OMGF: Might Go Forward , w% b9 \5 Q' K p H$ c
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate % T; I$ n7 d( ^( `. F
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- ~5 d* T! D, c; h& K; JMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
/ O$ b' X5 k6 q; j: H0 o: `Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 0 Q: Y* e9 @+ z, d+ B Y) u
Most Often Passed At Races
/ Z& l- q' U) M7 }Mostly Old Parts And Rust
, [) B. b7 i, D2 K" o5 fMove Over People Are Racing
; {; }& O& n d- mMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly / ~) w9 e4 o" r7 G
My Old Pig Ain't Running 7 u# h. S5 y% v2 X& {8 ?/ R+ _/ i
My Only Problems Are Repairs / D' H/ A. h# z. q; X
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
) z, _ E% A3 vMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 2 K0 W/ K! z; n% l& I
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good / F2 N' Z# [. `* W0 p
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 2 {" k8 q% \6 n# }
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
* `+ i* T5 @) k) z. ^, G& xMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ) h. B+ f9 S1 `( d1 e5 @1 ^- N
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ' B, C9 c% S6 }: m3 t5 f6 {( ^* M
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PINTO: ) v+ D8 p8 I* U7 A7 g9 x* M% f
Put In Nickel To Operate
* O* y& i+ d% Y6 KPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook : t2 E4 ^% f! [2 n$ ~- o
Put In New Transmission Often
2 g: ?1 v* G7 E) g: JPushed In Neutral Too Often
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8 N* E4 A a( |! [7 W2 y" Q: vPONTIAC:
7 M! M; i4 C I' FPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car $ X- N: H0 R1 Y7 R
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
& ^* l2 p9 q- w( e/ i& XProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
/ Z" i% p% I/ j+ o# RPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
% u. O \7 S* q( ^Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 8 X) \" A w1 ~3 e# [/ \
Sad Attempt At Beauty
, f6 W5 i. R) K: x# V) QSorry Auto, Always Broken
8 ~5 X6 A) W# }Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 2 P8 p3 F+ s* z
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% C& k# J6 v( z2 @' I2 u$ gSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ; a, D6 ~0 a+ K- H/ j! s, ]
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
6 {2 Y- y$ d/ w- _2 J- T- h, xThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
8 z9 N- d8 w" A1 T9 O! n* _8 w% rTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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M! r6 c& ^* iTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 2 p( Y8 ?' R! y, {& ^/ ~
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Vintage Wreck
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