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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- - b; I |( s/ [3 V7 G7 n' Z' ~
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ACURA: 8 A9 B9 D' y- |. P" k
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
, i% I' C `' i7 T+ nAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
" N) b! k( k. Z7 k1 fA Major Cost
; P, R1 y. f+ ^A Mutated Car
) B% m# T6 a4 }, G! DA Morons Car $ N0 r' w# | b; |! l
Another Major Catastrophe
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/ Q0 _3 z! X" f( TA Miss Conception 7 h1 k, A9 I6 x& `9 r
All Muscle Car & j4 l. ^3 X1 `- q2 j* g# A5 {# P- \6 a3 k& g
All Most Car
0 ]% J( E1 E$ E' t1 _ ~Annoying Mechanics Constantly
3 \8 z0 ~4 A8 G6 r' QAutomotive Mental Cruelty ) ~# w/ o$ T r+ S8 r! ?% {
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AUDI:
" t) @3 i4 N5 aAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
; y! r2 v6 j6 |( x, Z. u7 e" tAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
0 N! [5 s2 ]& G+ w; U" x/ `Automobile Under Demonic Influence ( a- z. C5 C+ n
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
6 x" B4 R$ h% O" DAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
* ~ ]2 c" z0 G8 T+ U: n! x) }Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
5 R" _1 `1 Z$ x9 FAll Unnecessary Devices Installed , [4 t: v* I/ w5 J* G' C: C
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BMW:
3 Z+ [% e& K! D- x- {" QBig Money Works
3 O: N% ]6 ^ S1 c* b! a8 RBought My Wife
?3 r! Q( z3 d+ mBrutal Money Waster 0 D5 W- v! h, c8 j. F7 h
Break My Window * V( N, E# s6 r& Y
Break My Windshield
O/ L; H0 h5 @4 I, u/ u% XBabbling Mechanical Wench " R1 p) O0 V7 ]1 f7 n; O
Beastly Monstrous Wonder $ D; Z* g) O" m5 y& L
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 7 F' y& V/ F7 \9 \5 m n
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
6 S! W4 c( x# g4 ^* WBarely Moving Wreck
d' s5 S# ?7 h6 MBig Money Waste
: Z+ r4 D* m1 \# a8 |% o) B" ?: cBig Money. Why?
( R7 Z( c' D9 Q9 GBig Money Works
8 z2 Q$ \( a" K& @7 s8 MBorn Moderately Wealthy 1 ]+ Q3 E9 g6 A" X9 T' L8 H
Breaks Most Wrenches
: c2 t$ H1 o/ P" |- C$ GBring Many Wrenches 1 D; r: s+ d" \$ w9 G0 q
Brings Me Women
$ O/ o; Q% I/ x6 m1 Z6 xBrings More Women ) g) ^+ X. A5 W* H9 T! Y
Broken Money Waster ; T% n* E- Y, `5 s$ j. q1 f; H; W( b
Broke My Wallet " \' `& W2 F5 T
Broken Monstrous Wonder 7 m, V* ]4 x2 t% ]) i. S
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
& t# \# o9 N/ D& E5 R7 bBlasphemous Motorized Wreck [& F" i$ Z! J
Bavarian Manure Wagon * Z& e0 x: }( n" k" d" d4 f% b
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BUICK: & ]* z3 o( o# M' O ~1 @" x
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
: }+ U/ A1 o; @- K ABig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ' ^7 d7 C6 p, N; r, a5 Z6 [" }
Can't America Make A Real One?
~* ?3 _1 r% \; B X' D: R& P- z/ [Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
5 j4 x# q( L2 f/ H( RCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often & ~" ^3 e' }5 x7 Y& |9 G# o8 U4 X
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7 `) v# X8 Y7 z7 Q- [CHEVROLET:
2 C; _4 }/ G5 e, S: K3 P5 WCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 5 E3 t7 D, k7 b5 U: j
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
% f$ x/ P8 N, |9 lCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
; Z* h- ~9 X" C( I0 ZConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 0 i( p, f- U0 N( ?$ _
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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% l9 P. d7 @- o; _$ dDODGE:
2 e7 e' T' E7 ~" r) E1 {" ?Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
. ] n$ J8 F2 _ {; n3 m- TDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater `; R# s# P3 j0 v/ c! _' F* i' Q
Dead Old Dog Going East , {+ I0 A' F5 j; s( P, Y% ]+ [
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires : U* M6 M+ ~" ?8 u, M" w
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
( h4 `. x' i: F3 Z& G v# pDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired " M. h% c2 |. u
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter & P' r3 x* T6 x4 p2 e% \
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment . _5 D9 @: `" E
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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1 _0 L W4 K* O2 n8 c# vEvery Day Something Else Leaks # ~* [) c \# S) L" h$ x5 X4 M" l! @: O
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 8 h% n1 y2 U7 U$ k
6 K. s% w1 z( F ]FIAT: 8 N& m& X7 h* o% q1 k; J
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ) h; e* Y+ C" O7 @$ @2 K" w9 R
Fix It Again, Tony ' K/ A K; a( o( \: A- p, u
Fix It All the Time
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' r- u4 A& i& ~Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 6 n, d1 J5 \7 d2 }, G ]8 s
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FORD: + S! X* _5 N' {8 V
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge . S [6 n: D: D4 K! M% |1 x
Fix Or Repair Daily + z) q; S b9 ]% {+ O7 L
Found On Road Dead
* B3 N3 g; H. ^0 q5 B% PFast Only Rolling Downhill
1 K0 }! Z$ V* ?9 cFirst On Race Day 7 _ P- r2 x" O7 j; j
First On Recall Day 0 M$ T2 x3 E8 ~+ Q
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
* j `1 X1 d9 j1 ^Fails On Rainy Days , Z5 {1 I) f) u) B. j! E; a
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
/ [. o0 g' j( b1 q! KFatally Obese Redneck Driver " b6 ?" e" F& m- y L% n
Fault Of R&D
! n/ ^% T& d$ a8 l5 yFinally Obsolete Racing Device
+ X+ _6 K: }4 l7 iFireball On Rear Denting
6 _: T/ g) e, I3 Z2 M8 z$ V; b/ sFirst On Road to Dump
( X0 P- {2 N$ ?. Q% u" hFirst On Rust and Deterioration 6 \$ |$ _8 Y" M6 o% l2 r& [+ B
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ; {" |: N+ S+ F/ B) E
Flipping Over Results in Death ) H6 |( m: X: X$ q9 g1 C4 S
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ) X( G2 B" j" Q$ Z6 j
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled / l8 B# h; a) b+ |4 F, T, z
Foot On Road Decelerates - s$ q. G) f" t! }4 m
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 7 B1 x5 ?+ i2 p( t1 a
Formed Of Rejected DNA
7 O* g1 W9 _* f) |- k1 M* |5 m- cForwarded Once; Return Denied
+ U* m7 E" G9 Z: g# o* r4 E/ uForward Only; Reverse Defective
# ~* [6 d7 D3 l7 }Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
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. q+ B6 ]1 V, Q: W, F9 c+ WFouled Out Re-done Dodge , P) Z, k- y3 \ g
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
4 `4 l- j& h) x" \$ F; ` HFree Or Reduced Drastically 5 ^. k [8 _& A& y3 E( ?1 Y# q" A
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed . k8 S+ ^4 n7 P2 Z2 u: _8 T# N
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
1 c/ i) B8 l1 E+ y3 pFunny Old Rattling Dump
' ?( @/ Z9 |- l+ T0 OForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
4 H. [9 ^4 ]: [0 ]) D- zFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
& B1 H: t; U' T' EFound Out-Right Dangerous
: K" S& H' j( g/ K+ c/ iFuture Of Racings Delight " v ~+ l1 h0 S5 W5 f H9 L3 h
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot & g$ z7 V( ~. r$ x6 V
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ' n0 @6 N% G u
LTD:
) v; B- a8 S6 W3 u _) uLacks Total Dependability 3 p7 {) `$ h. g- F
Lots To Do
. i* D; d$ P' @- y* h2 y8 XLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance 8 z- m4 o+ ~5 |
Great Mistake
; x9 |. _1 P0 C2 d3 `Garbage Motors ! I! l$ c; R: @" l! c& U c
Generally Miserable
4 X7 @' m' K9 |( v1 g- ]; a6 N; [Grossly Misconceived
6 Y6 Q. ]' ]4 AGluteus Maximus 2 [, y4 C6 z' l: I) M+ X5 ?
Good Money
+ A1 W6 d" b3 v$ U) R2 N' oGoofy's Manufacturing
- u7 R% q; P, u- u- }- DGone Mental 0 F9 a1 B* N0 d+ T
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0 f' q1 G3 r" M3 ?$ LGMC:
. p' i5 J: w' i+ R! f& K' I* D/ Q, EGrief & Misery Combined 3 P6 h, _# S6 @- s9 Q8 t, @+ T
Garage Man's Companion . V) ^6 M4 i5 y% S
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ! D/ Y; P, T* m$ }& G- D5 t
Generally Mediocre Cars
. B# m; U0 l- k% M0 CGet More Chicks
7 ^# _( t1 n. c Z: CGets Mechanics Crazy + N5 S. j8 B1 J) R& q8 j
Gods Mechanical Curse 4 q9 S) |4 T# A" Y5 x( V! M
Got More Crap " {) X9 L R. L; B3 }1 R
Great Mountain Climber 6 W3 g1 b9 Y" B4 _- v" }
Great Motor Car 7 x+ j u; E& x7 e
God Made Chevy
( W1 g! I( q" i% X3 Y4 v" w( Z8 HGood Moron Car
! A1 B$ L. s. E, J6 r9 N4 `0 W3 CGot Mine Cheap
/ d% N3 @: R- T5 ~ E$ AGet My Checkbook 3 U8 m, h9 q8 a- L
Gone Mad Corp. * R. ~1 a' b6 W" G0 S
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Gas, Tires, Oil
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3 C% \0 `4 Z8 {, U8 [Get To Onramp % S. X. e2 U* M& n4 S
Good To Own - ^2 |* ^+ _2 F8 ]6 n
Get The Others
/ i3 s9 x% m y1 ?Generally Trashed Out
' i) h1 s% n d K+ r) UGood Time Out " N3 p/ b& E" X* m" I6 u
Gone To Overdrive ( i- `" W6 \; t9 c
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% a& t. _9 v J- J+ @" kHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything / W) c* i }: ^. X$ o$ N* F; g
Had One Never Did Again 2 Z/ }. G; Y# ?
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
. Y. G. Q4 A! \' f; THallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
: R( v1 j+ T) d4 {" ~8 wHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
" N" J( q6 Y, h8 [3 z5 P' kHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
( g, [- J7 C( P/ xHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? " ?9 c Z9 w# u4 O) f$ F; P
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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# r2 Q% K1 D# D- F* X! |2 MJust Eats Every Part 3 n5 {& }5 X% K! [8 n: g7 \' u/ C
Just Empty Every Pocket & } e$ O w) O& D6 R
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 9 m, J. y- T ~4 _$ a* L. A
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ) }, \ e# i) i
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts . \) l2 F# a# p) \3 w$ O2 M# V
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KIA: 8 S1 t3 v9 D* D4 N9 A& l
Kick It Around 5 e/ I+ z0 l5 w! n. R7 h
Kick It Again ; C. ?3 x' r, z O
Killed In Action
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! T& _: o. @7 S. P: i5 F0 G$ {LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ; o6 z/ f$ i: z% o! a1 o
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler % ^: Y2 ^+ _3 N& F
Mostly Garaged 6 _% O! l- ?6 e/ j4 ^, M
Major Goof
5 c5 B: H7 ?3 G3 I" xMGB: Might Go Backwards
" F: U9 C8 R1 YMGB: Might Go, But . . . 4 x4 ^$ w# k( P- `: {7 h. N8 I
MGB: Motor Going Bad % W) @# z9 A5 f- r* J6 O9 @$ k
MGF: Might Go Forward 5 P, `# h( x# J5 m: x
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ; {3 z& D' Y% B- D- ~
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MOPAR " k9 m0 F- \' ~9 g
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ( }# |+ M( {% A5 S
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
) g2 l2 t. q6 `; t" wMost Often Passed At Races 3 A8 A+ @! b) i; ~$ L( H) f' D
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 1 `- O9 P1 a, b$ U
Move Over People Are Racing ' i' K- x% |+ Y9 W' X c% a" X
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ) |' x2 d$ i# U0 K; ]
My Old Pig Ain't Running
' ]' l. C f1 j/ cMy Only Problems Are Repairs
" C& Z+ C$ O1 SMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
9 ^9 [. {- d `/ K2 ?' WMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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' m, a2 j- d) F' y. C: `0 @MUSTANG:
# d# R P+ ^7 f0 ?Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good $ U8 r$ E6 I* H% [$ ^/ m0 `
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
: X4 e: J/ B7 h1 g; L' QMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
- Y$ O" J- ~7 b/ }. q; V2 L* e# E( xMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
6 n1 U% ~) M, O" j0 {6 A! WOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
8 z% |8 Y; r( V+ g. FOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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* g9 S" Z2 l# Q+ q# {; L( _, h/ S2 wPINTO: + s ?: b7 [ m! G$ j
Put In Nickel To Operate
% s0 V" D7 B* ^* PPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ! Q. q0 Y0 r! o) W2 E( s- S/ o
Put In New Transmission Often
9 Y2 o& F5 s5 s5 DPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
) [% L: t- ]4 [. yPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
# X$ d1 Q. J5 ]% u+ |Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 5 b0 Z8 y; t7 R8 C6 g* t- y' t
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Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 9 }/ a" r8 R y+ R4 I: B
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ( \$ D1 t' _! B/ J
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SAAB: 8 d" p/ x/ F& ~( [
Send Another Automobile Back . v0 }* A/ O; _, v: b
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ! |' b3 N1 W4 y$ |1 Q- d. y
Sad Attempt At Beauty 8 z. T- ?0 s: f7 v5 u
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 7 G6 C" `/ ?: X( F5 R( A2 j
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards # d8 B% u, J3 _$ F }0 f# {
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually h# c( ^ j( X6 U* y2 ?+ T
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+ F+ ~5 ? u* n9 |- ]& u& _Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ! M: g: u4 W* z% h
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass B+ y! L/ k4 b: M, ^! }& Z
The One You Ought To Avoid ( S# K" d/ L* ~2 u! X/ }- }
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TRIUMPH:
, l, L" T. _" c2 sThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
! x7 T+ z+ a" u8 _" CTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! T8 e0 x' O3 {. U
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J( g* V5 j- H' }TR: Tools Required 4 T5 v1 M1 f* {( @2 o( l, U0 }, N/ P
& C j/ [% r( x$ K0 P" }0 W) fVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object w$ ~: e/ {! l, o5 b8 V
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VW:
e) q0 U# a$ c: V+ `Vintage Wreck
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