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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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$ V* X2 X7 l5 d: T! ~! k$ x/ J! xAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ) }7 t+ ~7 } J9 ]8 O$ \
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America * g6 H# g- j6 ~
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All Makes Combined + w- v1 c4 E6 @2 d/ w( i
A Major Cost
* }* a9 i* p, S7 HA Mutated Car : t- F; j! ]7 P3 I! M" |
A Morons Car 9 L2 r5 C9 g( J$ r) T7 V- |! Q9 [
Another Major Catastrophe
$ \+ ^- _/ i( F1 F& N, o# NA Man's Car
& b/ J" H6 Z* D+ PA Miss Conception
* Z% }9 ~" ~/ S2 f2 ?5 Z2 T" g# EAll Muscle Car
- M6 ?4 \; B& a. j% E- \All Most Car 6 q5 n6 w# ?4 d
Annoying Mechanics Constantly " z) Q1 t: o# X' f/ u3 ^
Automotive Mental Cruelty " ?; D0 y% {# W! \. ?
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AUDI:
5 B; K$ m0 X* _" |" t. [- iAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
+ D) x/ y4 L0 Y( y) [7 V! ~Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
. E1 y' `# C5 B" n- A$ NAutomobile Under Demonic Influence - `& l1 ^ m/ L4 \& j9 L7 i8 F
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
6 d1 B$ t& R% W% J+ u a0 fAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 9 X4 k0 `1 G$ P# g) t: @# g: [
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. * U+ j) K0 K7 B5 \ s
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: 6 @" C( T8 e% ? D! s( `
Big Money Works
, y: k0 n }& r2 J$ pBought My Wife
A4 U) w' }. _/ p, y/ [Brutal Money Waster ! v# ^! i: M/ l; ^1 V+ \3 u
Break My Window
, K* {7 H; g+ z, n4 sBreak My Windshield
; B: T A, j; j1 A8 E( Y; p$ H O/ M( qBabbling Mechanical Wench : w, P: G; N3 |5 G: K
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ' ?0 j, }/ q+ O: Q4 o
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels + \7 S* e& T8 f" W) r, u: }
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder . o, H7 t9 a; [; m/ I6 ?
Barely Moving Wreck
( @/ O$ w1 l% j6 N7 ~; oBig Money Waste
e/ D; y5 B& cBig Money. Why?
2 b- y% _) ]6 a QBig Money Works 3 f. v. d5 N7 A7 H( ?
Born Moderately Wealthy
+ K1 f; ^' P9 U+ D, a; {* CBreaks Most Wrenches
& {* l) N+ |" [3 R% W b- v! ~* ABring Many Wrenches . \( h5 r* ]+ ^- y K S% N
Brings Me Women
6 ^5 D$ _& h. v; `! |Brings More Women
; Y: F( y. I3 g0 Z+ M/ T ZBroken Money Waster % z4 ~2 a1 w' c2 U
Broke My Wallet ' ]/ e+ h) y; J+ M
Broken Monstrous Wonder
1 l7 U& u6 p9 l9 k* F3 KBumbling Mechanical Wretch
" W9 q2 e5 @ I4 }Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
) S! I& \8 H3 V5 d$ a, a. FBavarian Manure Wagon
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/ o6 i. h. }3 y+ @& i( y7 ZBUICK:
: m& e& c4 C! ?8 l6 l8 _7 ]Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
4 ]% u7 u C# q0 @, |* ~+ q6 N" oBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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5 n" K" _1 m3 S W+ UCamaro:
6 [4 f3 r t2 f5 ~( C" }Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
, |9 s* u0 S' R: L# FCan't America Make A Real One?
- z/ ~3 u2 _ }4 g( `2 iChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
; L3 a% P. W/ J4 d b+ dCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
5 y5 T, ~* |1 e% T2 R( fCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 3 s$ u, [% Q8 F1 s, O w* _) c
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
9 }* h* \ G d6 XCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 3 f/ d8 |. {$ J, o
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
% q! p' K3 S5 f! P8 dCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 9 w! a$ Y0 X1 [, G# s
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% j5 s$ A: ^ X, ?, l0 p; pDODGE:
" g3 Z% d) R2 I. P5 `Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
% n# |6 J$ ~0 o% I" G: ?Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
9 S5 i; K6 P0 N/ n1 S6 vDead Old Dog Going East
) w" w+ f }1 H, u* F0 w# pDead On Day Guarantee Expires $ u1 }6 W: `4 O/ a) [9 [" r
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy : z# _6 X1 ]- [% w, x8 T! ^3 t9 y
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
2 j X7 n" K5 ]0 XDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 2 b9 U9 x* u: b& N* G7 \1 l, M7 _
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment - m5 {" S9 G$ Z% d
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ' {1 }( j- e4 g
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EDSEL: 4 I! l. I% ]4 e8 n
Every Day Something Else Leaks 1 X! k* I$ i V/ V6 [
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
$ }: k1 l$ N- P% L p$ j r0 L; Z( bFailure in Italian Automotive Technology & u# J' n7 [: c O3 N0 v, J0 R0 v
Fix It Again, Tony
- X. \3 n; ]5 b, k# TFix It All the Time 0 l% r% P/ B. R( l9 {, o2 i' ~! z
Found In A Toilet 5 g7 h4 y! j3 R4 B
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: - k- w; O- w% m! F: n
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
! Y+ d6 o0 Y, z% C" JFix Or Repair Daily $ i8 O. A7 [! M" F' u" x
Found On Road Dead
, M1 B/ ?1 n% Q' U& MFast Only Rolling Downhill
c" ~/ _& D6 T2 X. w1 CFirst On Race Day
% ~/ [# G, I& x/ T* D7 mFirst On Recall Day
* n) p+ s9 H0 F+ l+ QFabricated Of Refried Dung
; L( U& b% j0 B2 i0 HFails On Rainy Days . G2 E: }+ y1 G# {3 E
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
( w- s, ^! k# v- c! Q4 f% wFatally Obese Redneck Driver ! ~8 p% [' o' f. _
Fault Of R&D
# K2 A0 m2 g2 _. L) \Finally Obsolete Racing Device 2 m) r+ w$ m- l5 w' o% }. \
Fireball On Rear Denting
* ~& [; ]9 J& i. {0 p; K, u' jFirst On Road to Dump
, y1 l" c5 {( Q# i7 RFirst On Rust and Deterioration
1 t0 u4 Q+ `3 j2 J. ?) q: LFix Or Recycle Dilemma 7 w% K. `; s t2 ?/ f8 U
Flipping Over Results in Death
9 t% S Q& @5 @& R5 L4 cFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 0 n8 ^8 \, r! ?. J
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 7 o) k6 a$ w& `. L: ?) a
Foot On Road Decelerates
6 @+ T1 T+ R, J! DForced On Reluctant Drivers
. |3 |& |& t0 I6 i3 m, r. HFormed Of Rejected DNA
* O9 k Z* r- ]$ `/ Q6 ZForwarded Once; Return Denied
4 _: ` q L' G. k& }, iForward Only; Reverse Defective
a( _6 i8 e/ j. Z+ w0 n$ eForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ! R, _" _. H3 Y+ c
Fork Over Repair Dough
1 O% ]$ L* |8 d5 L" zFouled Out Re-done Dodge
# w2 M+ S; E1 }* G1 s) LFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
# v/ B% d1 m; T0 }# GFree Or Reduced Drastically ; t* ~+ T" a( R7 o w- t
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed / n/ \8 O& {+ {* x$ ]* u
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
( C6 {' O/ Z) O" b. FFunny Old Rattling Dump
2 c$ z# [1 Z; k5 x+ c, EForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 0 H7 T7 @$ \( a1 p& g% m1 h( I
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
$ D/ Z3 u6 Z" o6 |. P3 KFound Out-Right Dangerous
. B! \ W5 _& h1 _* w' WFuture Of Racings Delight
' [- F. N- F2 A* o2 V(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot # R. @" ^- w4 i
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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* x, d+ d8 Z) p- m ^; z; {Lacks Total Dependability , p5 F2 O5 R9 ]( S
Lots To Do . h* }: o& y K2 i7 x% r) z) ?
Looses Transmissions Daily ) |7 ^3 u c& T5 \
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors / H) R& G7 P5 N: @6 h; T, Z
Generally Miserable
0 J/ l5 i8 b; z0 ?/ E+ G' U' OGrossly Misconceived 2 {; L- ]' |4 K) c; k2 l2 o
Gluteus Maximus
' {. V. T% Z7 ^3 }. J* J& lGood Money
8 h2 u1 B! M1 E2 VGoofy's Manufacturing
6 T' O" }4 {# wGone Mental
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$ E7 {5 X! ~3 ~% G# [# G% qGMC:
+ R& O+ g9 }+ G7 X" A6 YGrief & Misery Combined : S5 F3 v* L' X0 ?4 F. @
Garage Man's Companion . j& \! U* n5 }$ T( t- G
Gotta Mechanic Coming? W1 s/ R8 E7 @1 e8 v/ d- Q& p- a
Generally Mediocre Cars
% J w: y Z8 L& Z7 I8 c2 g" kGet More Chicks ' b& z1 Y) s3 |2 B& w, {" a' C
Gets Mechanics Crazy 2 [" P# Y% `/ l- p: y
Gods Mechanical Curse ' L/ L: I+ K( ~
Got More Crap ' b! `' Q: t+ Q) y
Great Mountain Climber ( {/ S6 F5 M! ?4 `
Great Motor Car
+ Q( I: r/ N; V& j' X; [God Made Chevy
# I$ d& R5 M( p+ \# Q' E2 o) qGood Moron Car
4 S! q a8 R. {Got Mine Cheap % }- f6 O6 N8 S9 }& |
Get My Checkbook
( J5 V0 ?0 `" g. R9 e1 |Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: ; I! N3 o4 n5 G2 g$ z6 V2 [
Gas, Tires, Oil
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Get To Onramp * b1 p7 z- _: R" S& }
Good To Own 3 B$ f) o. o2 W+ \
Get The Others 2 ?" ?' L) l6 B% H' c9 f: G
Generally Trashed Out ' \( H, P" h8 D* s& D% F" V1 l/ s
Good Time Out
' I9 {. A: W# S! `1 ^: z& ?* KGone To Overdrive
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0 R! x" U2 A B. \( M. }Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything $ e0 R6 s* E& k1 s
Had One Never Did Again 7 c4 f/ ]; T" t% A+ E7 q' Q5 i: L
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating " @- |& O3 ]/ B% F
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
' H" C7 y9 w7 ]# @* p) fHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 7 y, `, }6 O) f9 l4 h
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* d" {/ s+ S1 K" Y& e5 o/ w M' nHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? , y: x2 u( U5 I3 E1 T2 l- L
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 5 `" B4 S6 F3 j: _
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JEEP:
* H+ d, [ {- e' s/ VJust Eats Every Part
: b8 w9 H, J6 D% Q$ [Just Empty Every Pocket ! f2 Y! P# l) g( {
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 3 A1 f( ?3 A- e# V+ g0 a
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes w" F% T0 B; J1 p2 ~
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ; g }7 T5 B0 w4 n1 n3 L( _
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KIA: ( e* I$ K, k# l% x7 C
Kick It Around 0 S/ k/ I" o5 h: U ?
Kick It Again ! r7 O, P; }7 Q' D
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along # J! a6 I" f) h7 H3 C
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MG: # {: ?7 p4 n6 d( O! D% t( W; F
Money Guzzler
$ W1 e+ A5 c; j; D( E) a3 vMostly Garaged
# }! ]. x3 x: M$ CMajor Goof ; u+ o/ J3 K. L( C9 Y$ o P
MGB: Might Go Backwards
* h3 u) m3 V7 e0 U2 I# LMGB: Might Go, But . . .
, r7 Z# }" K3 R1 T# h) f$ IMGB: Motor Going Bad # k; V( L1 q' p; V" z2 d( Q' `
MGF: Might Go Forward 9 [; e) n% ]/ o u
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) \- O5 n& F1 z4 O* P. R' v) NMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate " Z/ M) L2 A3 }7 o& @) w
& s& N# p+ p# l1 d; hMOPAR
2 P; i8 Z; _: l! H0 {3 a* `Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly * k8 ~# g( v) E! _8 \3 b$ ?6 I. p
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
( e$ Q; Z; I, ?/ N2 n$ M# yMost Often Passed At Races H& ]8 I# M, M, Q; D+ v7 G7 U
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
# d0 x' s7 a9 k( c* j) [Move Over People Are Racing # ^+ d! A( E' Z
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
* {& K: c" @, bMy Old Pig Ain't Running
% {, F; Q m: ZMy Only Problems Are Repairs ) }3 V% y6 F6 W! s$ O/ p
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
& \- v* Z( q- _# {# D% l& Q, e" e- lMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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' T! A& o2 ]9 |& E# gMUSTANG:
# \" o- x% `' p$ o& VMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
M0 C4 q1 Z$ g1 r! l# OMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
2 n. `) u3 ]" J; T5 G: f5 v4 {4 MMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
4 N; U s' m* r' q4 @9 C5 t! I8 GMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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$ M! ~& z7 O2 s4 v0 v9 pOLDSMOBILE: " z/ d+ z Z2 l) v
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday i. i6 @! F9 R3 j( {
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment + u1 p+ r& R' v( d% g9 x( R. L
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/ D) {. e/ _) V( qPINTO:
7 J. s1 B; l( z6 h) {: `6 X2 uPut In Nickel To Operate
5 z& s' R: Y" }0 g4 ?2 pPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ) u' m: |; C! G( H( W# U; K7 A
Put In New Transmission Often 3 E! h9 P8 n, l/ q' q$ G
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
6 i% @2 P! C: H6 i+ w) N& iPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
& c2 I2 R3 X1 H* R$ k# `1 h* z: fPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac / ]2 J9 @1 H2 @: j: Y" _' W- m
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$ a, y4 Z1 N# K q5 {& i; W$ TProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
( u: G- t) ]$ P3 g$ x# DPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ) p0 C# B- C0 O5 l$ P' m0 j5 n$ K
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Send Another Automobile Back 8 s( B; U& B$ N
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 1 U r0 g2 l$ x9 Q$ N) a
Sad Attempt At Beauty ; E' s/ y D3 ?1 [& `' i# l
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 2 I* x# A+ Z$ K8 q4 s, W
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 5 J, w7 t! s8 I- Q7 k
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. ?' {% L; o. {1 r! ]SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto , d: f4 c4 t N' u0 ]
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ) J! r4 } T ?1 t
The One You Ought To Avoid 3 U4 k( d8 J* h7 t! c
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 4 U7 q% G1 c& u3 m# k9 H
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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" Y5 M" s3 s) j% _Vintage Wreck
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