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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- $ [" Y; K- s2 G9 {" \3 ?
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ACURA: + s/ I6 m% p, R: M
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC: - {& E. w. b' j7 Q" ]" }: C: P
All Makes Combined 3 v. t2 E# b3 z9 h: G
A Major Cost
8 U4 L1 }" D$ lA Mutated Car
" A6 Z8 T+ D' Q+ t _3 b8 dA Morons Car ) E4 C! j( F. t6 ~. M1 P0 e
Another Major Catastrophe
" d3 F; L% G2 J, E; N: S/ j+ TA Man's Car
3 p9 u; n' v2 m/ d* w4 X' \A Miss Conception / F, N- G3 k1 N! e
All Muscle Car
0 x6 L2 p# X/ r, tAll Most Car
3 Z8 n @' v7 B% `2 KAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
2 R$ ^* ~0 N9 H/ ]0 XAutomotive Mental Cruelty ' {, {- e! k1 r+ f. d1 l
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/ D7 |! O7 v8 W: J. o# bAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented ; l' g% L5 i: I: \6 ~3 T9 T+ P5 W7 d
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
2 C4 ?* j8 E8 ~( x. U8 E- ~' Q: nAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
4 z- t/ d" V+ BAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
* y+ z8 i |, @6 pAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
4 X# u/ Q% H8 U5 q; o7 JAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
' ]' J8 }$ Y- `# `( R0 V6 C2 r7 `All Unnecessary Devices Installed - `7 U( u- U. {/ I+ V# V
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BMW:
6 q5 h3 e$ S) z HBig Money Works
+ ~' q+ g$ e! D& i& W/ h6 J1 k. bBought My Wife 3 I$ t0 T7 |$ U0 t. H. U# ]
Brutal Money Waster * ^ O6 _5 P& O
Break My Window - j2 ]$ b7 x9 |9 Y1 a+ n9 j2 |" y
Break My Windshield
$ u5 `2 e( W+ M- o* m' ?, W0 t* NBabbling Mechanical Wench
V" L R8 ]9 Z) U. JBeastly Monstrous Wonder
. B3 N& n5 e4 y8 N! v! g dBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
; u, Q$ Y! Z3 z0 [, [9 aBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
- T7 d' u* b$ w: D, h- Y* kBarely Moving Wreck
( \2 \! }# t# [& z" n$ ~" bBig Money Waste
4 q; u' H3 q( d% ]+ @( |Big Money. Why?
1 Q. A& Z- K3 n( k9 ^$ VBig Money Works
6 I \# J! l5 i# qBorn Moderately Wealthy
1 h3 _& v* |1 ~& J. [: ^Breaks Most Wrenches 2 s7 B$ \% ^ f0 j! C/ s. _
Bring Many Wrenches
L/ `, Y) X# w# h% IBrings Me Women 8 N1 A% l( M- [
Brings More Women
@( ~# `/ q5 B6 l0 _' C" DBroken Money Waster ) n1 T. }3 w1 j1 k
Broke My Wallet
* r5 l3 j2 J2 ^Broken Monstrous Wonder
. z+ ]# ^' ?" `8 ?" b$ Q9 FBumbling Mechanical Wretch 7 A/ q/ ]2 `; k% Y3 k! B" H; i
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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BUICK:
, E" q1 j6 l5 `6 DBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer / l! q& F) o! F/ d E3 v Z4 a) {* j
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: ) I5 m0 k+ E; {8 q/ z
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 2 {2 T- H5 m. m1 r9 \, w4 Q8 n0 m
Can't America Make A Real One? % B5 [; E' f( c. y& x4 t( M5 ]5 b
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 3 s% _9 x, D7 b' g
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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8 c, s& R+ A/ h1 m$ ?* m4 eCHEVROLET:
; q- z3 P! [% r) L- ~/ ]( |Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips . }% a- |/ r% q; _
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
# N! z7 F& h' `: t1 pCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time - J0 k' i) M$ S
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques & M6 h; d7 T: F9 t) X) u+ w
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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" b( W( F, ^ H; _0 ]) A2 u( mDODGE:
, T1 l) n- V& X1 P( G6 F( ~Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
$ I; w/ g7 _: I0 [ [Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater : A" A8 h, d1 U7 [( o3 k
Dead Old Dog Going East 1 Y" J4 c0 Z$ m3 Q
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
4 I3 V* V) r& z1 ~6 ]Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 8 n! W* X( P' S
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
4 Q) X4 Z9 Q2 d: {" D, FDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter # l2 t& ~4 i- o6 R( l
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
$ u0 i0 T" ?3 e2 rDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ( i/ @' H8 t; I7 I. ? u. G* r
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: h1 A. S* c# [( S: tEDSEL: $ x& {- ?. L1 }/ ?
Every Day Something Else Leaks
: @$ c+ s" B: Z7 E$ e6 w. h. AEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: * I1 \1 i% H) S
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 2 W6 s( s8 W4 D* H; o
Fix It Again, Tony ; L4 n4 j1 Y# G* V
Fix It All the Time
/ a- O2 X- s5 q9 l# U3 A6 `Found In A Toilet
$ r: T- O6 B: I. Z9 M9 ZFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation $ {% I) |9 Z9 j6 V
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FORD: 8 k0 ?" _2 \. Q2 S0 q
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
2 @) f/ u$ b/ k m5 E; C# c: fFix Or Repair Daily 8 k! l: e! \4 `4 Y2 F
Found On Road Dead
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First On Recall Day
6 J [' |/ v7 S+ s) N8 WFabricated Of Refried Dung 4 U+ L- ^% l; J5 M
Fails On Rainy Days . e5 u) ]7 [" {2 O7 R4 C
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream & x! U! |; x' Q7 ^$ s U
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ; G$ p/ q) U1 x. S, |
Fault Of R&D G5 u6 a4 n% n. d
Finally Obsolete Racing Device ) a6 R- @0 m. {7 h% a3 z1 g: Q
Fireball On Rear Denting
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma , @2 L! V. W4 u( e* O
Flipping Over Results in Death
$ L [% N3 W; M2 y0 MFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
5 m- C# p ~- X) {5 w& {Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 1 M7 g& s1 h6 B* b. r! {
Foot On Road Decelerates * e/ P" B A- ~) J4 @8 Y( X+ C
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 0 g. d6 x; m4 l
Formed Of Rejected DNA 3 F, c# W8 U, s
Forwarded Once; Return Denied $ L0 `4 R: x, z3 y
Forward Only; Reverse Defective - o5 F3 z4 T5 q& o3 y! d! \
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin # C; [& C$ G0 R
Fork Over Repair Dough
& C; `/ l+ C9 v8 U+ XFouled Out Re-done Dodge
) x' l: P! E, [, zFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
* ` H* w" W5 [, l8 T! X r8 l( YFree Or Reduced Drastically
0 _/ A% O0 ~) A( L* w6 z% n+ `7 |Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 6 d$ _4 o& ]* A+ b
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable % B, a: h$ j6 g% |
Funny Old Rattling Dump $ z! w+ k$ }4 [# q; F, o8 S
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous
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(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
7 ] _8 U4 A; k, w& ? j(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 1 u% {: m6 N) G. `$ @* B& {" ?
LTD: & K9 D2 _/ b8 C1 J8 k: ^
Lacks Total Dependability 3 k. w! U4 H* d3 G1 J1 I8 D
Lots To Do
3 O: n5 w! q% X0 Y( V- qLooses Transmissions Daily ; ] {6 }4 e% A
1 X; _9 |4 B- w- o. [GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked . a% Y/ T& y- [* L! b) C4 T4 m
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GM: 2 p+ C" P3 C( v( ]7 k- H
General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
: v& ^8 Z1 F8 C2 h# i3 z+ mGenerally Miserable
* ` U4 U- h. A( C2 LGrossly Misconceived
$ K$ W8 D8 n- g" F- HGluteus Maximus ' H9 V- n' S% O7 Z
Good Money + x1 t- @1 M9 v2 K2 A, R
Goofy's Manufacturing
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GMC:
3 J8 q5 J- S: i+ J4 qGrief & Misery Combined
* C' U9 e" y+ e2 zGarage Man's Companion
1 F. G$ G" y5 X* ?+ PGotta Mechanic Coming? / {2 B( A0 L9 W- \6 d. ` x3 }
Generally Mediocre Cars ( ^ H( M) L/ Q9 s
Get More Chicks * b! C* a1 P( J2 q6 x
Gets Mechanics Crazy ' x, v% X3 g" J; T2 ?' A
Gods Mechanical Curse
1 |& o! d+ |1 `: G3 E# w7 U0 _Got More Crap
& R' H: z } P+ IGreat Mountain Climber
* {6 }2 | D5 Z2 d3 \Great Motor Car
, S1 A1 U+ }& x/ C, i: B. M$ pGod Made Chevy
# V7 |2 R2 k8 V2 PGood Moron Car " N. t' w3 u1 L+ s
Got Mine Cheap 2 d$ b3 A8 s/ u) ?8 f/ ?* ~. P' V
Get My Checkbook
! s* S' m9 L+ f* }; G9 H, d; yGone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil
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Get To Onramp 1 N4 T: k# y' J( j8 Y& x+ B) a
Good To Own ( O3 ], f. S1 z2 \. }
Get The Others " Z6 Q# j i( K" }
Generally Trashed Out
1 ~ s, r& N7 X' Y7 p3 Y. tGood Time Out : n' C/ N7 J# q
Gone To Overdrive ) P% O0 K; B8 Q. q
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HONDA:
* C ?: `6 W- _8 x! ]Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
7 J8 K7 R3 y& oHad One Never Did Again 9 H8 x0 g: H% K' ?/ I
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating $ u$ Q) F/ Z' g# Q8 {3 E" X
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
: @4 w# \2 l9 x+ X7 @. k9 HHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles : w% a! R8 N- ~/ }! `* X
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration % c% q, {3 @' G
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 0 r. S* [" \1 t; s% m/ n
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... + ]) v7 B1 }% S) R
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Just Eats Every Part
' J3 t4 T1 [/ c) v4 e# a6 }" Q6 MJust Empty Every Pocket 2 w) u3 o1 d* M( _
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 7 I$ N! Z$ h0 R
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
/ @* j& e: |+ u* R! f# d+ jJinxed Engine has Extra Parts w6 Y# }# ~9 ?( _: U9 s: A2 E; p
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KIA:
4 X- y( F1 a% u" v* p* l4 z& \* E* N9 qKick It Around
0 d9 g/ O$ M0 t; [! eKick It Again 5 q# n4 L5 y) r7 h( z
Killed In Action
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4 @8 a# H9 w( `/ s0 ZLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 3 N. T& N% Z: L+ ^5 L* e; J" w3 H$ O
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler 8 u& g9 c# K$ L7 e9 o' s' f: [
Mostly Garaged ) {" P3 J4 w) _" P- K
Major Goof $ d# [/ Y! D) X$ w+ d
MGB: Might Go Backwards $ p D2 b8 M, [
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
* ? x6 E3 `0 M* h$ I" X( L8 ]! SMGB: Motor Going Bad 2 f! y' z% H: j& }
MGF: Might Go Forward 6 o- t X M+ F
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1 b2 r% F8 O' ?4 XMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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; L2 ?6 t$ f' M- x! f" z7 y4 IMOPAR
- I8 ]1 b# Q! `; F) s% q6 MMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
) K0 `% ] g( z' V+ EMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 4 P! n( l, a7 q% O5 N* K9 j0 [
Most Often Passed At Races
3 {, O+ I5 H3 |# m1 v6 fMostly Old Parts And Rust & U1 @. t! u2 |8 R0 B% T
Move Over People Are Racing # }- s4 T' K# N$ Q
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
6 o4 v5 h1 ^6 P) [/ W* jMy Old Pig Ain't Running 1 T& F1 f4 d6 f Y
My Only Problems Are Repairs
% y& |8 O. `) e& \: [- r, PMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
4 l4 g+ O" L5 e8 t) Y' L& V, `! ZMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
8 |" }* z( g, ^; yMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
& n: c% l5 a. xMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 6 I8 V" g& \, h. }" k: O
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go V0 O- C; I0 @1 @5 j% r5 |
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
% ^4 w- s% s% U; M8 KOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 1 Y: w; `( [ r$ A# W! z5 l
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment & q; a" D$ P3 y1 U5 e' b
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. c$ M+ q( P3 k- y5 i+ X% W( m" tPINTO: 6 j- _/ O+ R8 P/ q- ?$ I5 T, Z) X
Put In Nickel To Operate
# d1 @+ r$ c! D/ b/ s EPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 5 ~$ U3 r! c, c! S
Put In New Transmission Often ' N0 C, H; O# P( ^9 P! x
Pushed In Neutral Too Often & t; Z) g" C& V1 S7 t! n
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Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 7 b6 F; X) K" L; {
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 5 g9 `4 U6 N; U' |- e w
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PORSCHE: 6 t9 p0 `1 \1 M1 _+ N
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
6 N% s9 I% o" {Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 4 T4 _6 B S. b p, s4 ?
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SAAB:
4 F% {( ?: G- \: m( K: Q mSend Another Automobile Back 8 e6 k D2 }% p6 G+ H% C. R
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
4 u4 u# {! y% w' TSad Attempt At Beauty
. W" g" x5 F, q- z7 L7 \4 Q2 gSorry Auto, Always Broken
4 e _ h" U4 R- E$ |Shape Appears Ass-Backwards F* V2 q5 y2 ~! ^6 s+ Q7 [1 G
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually + ~; j* c+ t9 ]. X
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TOYOTA: 8 I. O& J8 C9 e! h3 y. Q) {9 ^. e
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
$ d( h; w% i/ m# Z! mTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
- d: _& t+ ?6 m; \! t% }The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
3 i" v" @+ I, v. U5 X# m. QThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! % Q5 K4 v% `7 I- A1 _8 e
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! g; E8 ^% m' i7 N2 u) V# m
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7 h5 U( E$ B# @+ E- K2 iTR: Tools Required . V+ d% J* _. N% G. |% }5 k3 @, w
b) e6 m) }; Z; W7 |- E; o @* aVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: * I( r! v; Q: y# w O; _4 M, e l
Vintage Wreck
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