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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- * R# y; H0 T. ~ Y
6 }7 f! c: [; X/ q3 FACURA:
+ X/ X" @2 A* Q& p P- A- `Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
9 b. i9 h, l- V3 h/ QAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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2 i$ A0 z' Q3 N i7 FAll Makes Combined
" u( x0 P, l2 e, u5 G3 e% T5 BA Major Cost
* S, V/ [7 l$ ^4 MA Mutated Car / n2 P( ~6 z; Q* O: _
A Morons Car ; v8 N9 t. u5 y! U( w2 ^& }. N
Another Major Catastrophe
`: T# e. D+ T8 |) x# dA Man's Car & d. p9 ?, n( b( z
A Miss Conception : t/ c* |% `+ L4 Z
All Muscle Car " `/ F3 q8 n3 _5 \4 J( m) m
All Most Car
2 q' W+ o" }) P( d; ^- ?Annoying Mechanics Constantly
5 N% B+ k/ {) D, S( JAutomotive Mental Cruelty - e# @5 S( i. D( Z& b) v0 \
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AUDI: : _# \! y) p! J H5 M0 Q% H
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 5 ^) p8 J* ~# n, A2 D
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
- y, O, a: M$ j q& E# XAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
! }8 q9 H+ u; ~* RAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
0 F5 k, s [4 d ^. bAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
* |: }2 {6 V% @/ c: N1 LAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ( ~3 C& e" B+ o
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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$ O) G i- }& q; T" p9 CBMW:
. F5 R% `7 a2 n, {0 N. _5 C) VBig Money Works
8 t! e3 x1 n7 \Bought My Wife
9 ?8 b$ _2 O' ]' ?Brutal Money Waster : ^4 ^6 h* D+ f& Y& ?* p
Break My Window
0 B0 c. g& J/ o c% Y9 n( m8 iBreak My Windshield 3 w3 w# E8 H! m
Babbling Mechanical Wench
4 W5 U5 n0 i- W3 a' \) GBeastly Monstrous Wonder
# _! v; e' e" |Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ; r) r, k% Z5 \$ s
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 9 L0 {- O# z0 v- p. U9 }" u
Barely Moving Wreck
: F4 n* J0 `3 yBig Money Waste ; j L+ c# f5 ]8 v
Big Money. Why?
+ I1 m8 V1 p' l" N2 QBig Money Works ; V: e: _0 M% C: w0 J; ~
Born Moderately Wealthy
: u- |: h( F5 e# K$ wBreaks Most Wrenches % O& ~5 F' _) w& I
Bring Many Wrenches
& @* _) m" A7 Q: U5 H8 X- c7 bBrings Me Women
4 S- V7 _) \. ]/ m' b) qBrings More Women 9 Y" j4 A' U* P# T5 u
Broken Money Waster
5 m( ]# R1 t" b3 G* j! JBroke My Wallet
$ M8 F L' Y: ^- B( J4 V; \Broken Monstrous Wonder : V3 N; d% \. ?# d& Y) c) V$ r2 q: O6 R
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
+ P! U5 S9 l5 |* bBlasphemous Motorized Wreck / w: I0 A/ T1 w. o- f! u) o0 ]
Bavarian Manure Wagon + E0 G" f7 j: o2 \ g9 X1 T* c1 j
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BUICK:
~( o, n9 _8 V) I/ V2 q* zBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ( Z1 U4 I" D3 L2 P
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
0 ]1 n4 q/ S: r/ Q: p0 y1 qCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ( W0 P2 S4 E2 g; ?1 v6 J ~: x6 s r
Can't America Make A Real One? , M% \8 G6 ?3 q; e
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
) y! ~: z% n7 ~( ACould Always Manufacture And Recall Often & G! |& ^, d' h x/ I
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8 U+ D# X; v9 R+ z8 n( H. VCHEVROLET:
1 A. W) V+ T, OCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips , l& u8 l5 a; X+ {2 E# i
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
7 P( c. {5 D- a# A* I$ YCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ) P- t9 S( L) o# X9 K
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
2 N& A; m7 x% n8 g: r7 T8 {Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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0 {: D" r. a8 u% L: s3 uDODGE:
) J5 @% q& M6 P2 `! ?Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 5 `( s: e( m1 ~2 q
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
& L$ A' P( q8 Z* ]0 k. c2 E/ P- vDead Old Dog Going East
; {* k. t5 w2 [7 ?Dead On Day Guarantee Expires . C+ M0 L9 r$ R
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
+ c, B" o2 U1 j7 @Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 2 r) i: L1 g9 S g( p" H4 ?
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 7 u$ `1 ~/ E2 m# t5 _1 e* n
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
) E0 Z% T( I' ?$ oDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ' k- _! d7 ^' Q9 }! V$ i
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: d0 d# X; y+ I" ZEDSEL: " |) c7 ?2 k" J/ p% V
Every Day Something Else Leaks : Q1 F) U; Z% Q/ Y- h6 _( x" h
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs ; h, I( F2 {$ F( u! Z* \0 K, U
! d/ p9 G. y* F6 gFIAT: : i2 P2 J5 F" L( E g" @( H9 y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology * f" ^* G! H4 t% n0 x
Fix It Again, Tony + m4 O1 I* j8 n* r& \6 ~
Fix It All the Time ) [. N- v9 q, L- w0 P3 I+ r, @- x
Found In A Toilet
3 ]7 ]6 E" L4 D: G: eFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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6 v/ H! ^8 y X. dFORD:
3 x% Y; C0 c3 u+ c. u0 KFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* `" U S2 R9 Z5 L5 E, t) v: `Fix Or Repair Daily
: e$ k0 i3 ?0 a# d' F8 e/ U& I+ Z% tFound On Road Dead 4 r3 U) P7 k% ?5 Z, `, t5 |
Fast Only Rolling Downhill ' [3 ^* h: b8 Y
First On Race Day
) F3 q' x, v2 j- }First On Recall Day
0 e; y4 a) p- A/ O4 e6 FFabricated Of Refried Dung
( L. x: L3 K7 YFails On Rainy Days
4 k) J. f1 }& g ]Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream " w8 F' r. V7 y0 x7 |/ H$ K$ P. N
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
) ~$ q" c( Y8 @8 B6 hFault Of R&D
0 @9 R, F& M5 m% i& Z0 zFinally Obsolete Racing Device * L( U" i9 Y. Z( h1 K9 Y, H" ]. v
Fireball On Rear Denting W B8 x! y1 [
First On Road to Dump 4 W# F! k5 E/ S `% I
First On Rust and Deterioration 5 M2 x7 ]8 K+ f; p9 ^( e
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
6 s. R2 `* \1 T$ QFlipping Over Results in Death
- `; ^% F. C2 J* r+ [1 t3 e% j, qFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
/ U7 ~" V% `7 J$ t! f" jFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
6 `8 v9 D4 ^( G/ F8 zFoot On Road Decelerates 8 H. E4 M4 S5 r- r8 K7 z
Forced On Reluctant Drivers ) h9 J* \( O1 H. k9 l8 u
Formed Of Rejected DNA . _2 ^3 j) ]/ X: u3 {- ]. d
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 9 b$ H5 F* w7 a* O
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
; r% K; Q. g' zForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 1 w: n1 i# ?& _* G5 k& L4 b
Fork Over Repair Dough 1 J2 ?3 e7 M) @3 m/ m+ R0 O! ?. O
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
- r: c3 Y' a7 ^( Z( {' W' }% S7 p& IFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 5 _! E S( D, N" P% N6 X/ I- p
Free Or Reduced Drastically
2 m$ }! v7 V# X+ }* ^0 {( w" i* PFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed / o4 f6 Y* _$ B3 l! Y) _
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable : H( h: `* i W
Funny Old Rattling Dump ) W; v3 M7 O: u9 i# h. ]% A
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
k) O% `5 B; S2 k; TFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
. W# ^/ F2 V0 U- v2 ]Found Out-Right Dangerous
. L% O9 O( j% s: P5 G' vFuture Of Racings Delight
0 M1 H% E- j/ k4 n(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
0 o4 {2 K; t6 J(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
$ j. h5 B) z4 v _; r1 fLTD:
" o" i% t. f- \6 v# |1 D' _- M5 ?$ sLacks Total Dependability
8 N4 P7 o1 Z- p% sLots To Do 0 R- r8 K, o# Q
Looses Transmissions Daily - W+ n! J: m: H5 j
: |$ R* \( x1 @: KGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked + _3 X) P) T# e+ O% T
4 x/ h( D+ p% y) EGM:
7 ^% A& F: `5 l! q/ f# T7 v9 dGeneral Maintenance $ ?3 G, Y, j/ y) o1 R
Great Mistake
' r( j4 d5 B) Z- C$ e# C7 OGarbage Motors / E% W! y( I4 j8 [/ s R3 w. s
Generally Miserable
- @$ V- x( J7 \$ s; cGrossly Misconceived 1 R" H8 N( F8 {, n6 I$ X
Gluteus Maximus
2 v" e' r4 z7 R1 |Good Money $ v" J7 G3 a3 `0 s- q
Goofy's Manufacturing
, h, K* W Y" O- pGone Mental # W1 |- i5 Z( Y6 G: G% R
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GMC: ; F- i5 d5 }: M
Grief & Misery Combined
4 m- }1 X- d" G4 r+ M: `7 bGarage Man's Companion
) V( e+ |$ b6 W4 q0 SGotta Mechanic Coming?
0 P8 P+ J4 z5 W% O# ^7 zGenerally Mediocre Cars
1 N& z* v2 n8 S2 n8 O+ iGet More Chicks
8 X; }5 K: q2 ] M6 [Gets Mechanics Crazy
) c* t% F3 z" H* h' DGods Mechanical Curse
0 l" i6 |6 Y5 }Got More Crap + U4 {4 I" x+ i) ~1 e, p: f7 @9 |
Great Mountain Climber
. H( E% h" n. g' f* _- HGreat Motor Car " L# l6 Y8 H6 d# g1 X4 |3 A; Y
God Made Chevy $ n3 [- h% V8 i
Good Moron Car " q) g \; d: F# m9 c6 r
Got Mine Cheap
; p% R8 Z, w+ [7 @Get My Checkbook + L' I) K; S( W8 \% f
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
' a1 D1 m. L1 p0 q1 H& EGas, Tires, Oil
& ~% q& c$ e! UGet Tools Out
2 ?$ q& l- v$ Q% O v+ `Get To Onramp
5 O% B1 A* D$ q+ O2 V( a0 F" ^Good To Own ; ?/ D; A+ ]$ ^: X; L, ~" m
Get The Others " C) h0 K. t. ~
Generally Trashed Out 4 r8 M6 {0 G9 f: P6 e$ `' [
Good Time Out
4 i! D! W, U1 c( W0 }Gone To Overdrive ; |5 w) t7 ~* N Z
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HONDA: # N: P0 `7 F' w& i+ Q: _) y% P
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything , Y v# U" Y" ?; P% f) }1 x& c
Had One Never Did Again
; ]5 |7 T4 X/ \Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 2 `9 s8 m! J* ]% V9 V4 e. q
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ) [/ R3 O6 X% J3 T K" u9 i( X& h
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 5 q" D* K' O! Z3 I O
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
# \% l2 a8 \- G1 ~# l5 aHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 3 V y& c' A1 h; {% `& {
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 2 o. ?* T' x) i7 I$ o, K% ]
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 8 ?" B5 Q) D# z( ^2 c! v/ \3 m7 ~
4 ?+ y! g# ?; r2 J' lJEEP:
. n& v4 \3 A+ ^Just Eats Every Part
$ w; T( X+ U2 {; D1 ]Just Empty Every Pocket ' M7 p% D- h7 ]/ u0 ?* L
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
/ F- u/ L- Q8 T1 L5 N( lJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes : d2 J! F) M: O6 p
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts $ X2 V. T" \# H4 E
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Kick It Around ! R. D6 p% j3 W: z! k- ` i
Kick It Again 7 Z7 w: v- @ G# r* x% o r
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
- S6 k7 A4 i$ H" l& ?' SMoney Guzzler % W- W% t5 X( U( B) p
Mostly Garaged 8 @2 Y m2 e" s" U
Major Goof ; y; K: @2 O8 m9 U, t
MGB: Might Go Backwards
5 Q( o2 y' m7 S5 \% l& N# SMGB: Might Go, But . . .
o5 p& M/ y. Z9 [* ]MGB: Motor Going Bad
$ \* q, I+ D+ [: f8 [2 N4 E! N1 mMGF: Might Go Forward
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' N; s' y* L6 D' H7 n" YMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate - f2 W: Z5 M0 I0 q
; J0 ]2 C/ a/ C8 B- D! K3 \; dMOPAR
4 [1 ^. _: `* g/ VMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / O2 E, u- k6 q J1 |5 h5 m/ ?
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
" _- d: o% [ e8 yMost Often Passed At Races
0 J+ S. i6 U1 p5 L) ~: ~/ a4 [' MMostly Old Parts And Rust
& |7 l$ B) G! w$ e- wMove Over People Are Racing
' v* {" o. _9 k8 [Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly # G) }6 B \# L
My Old Pig Ain't Running 4 i0 s9 ~, e9 Y" d( @% l
My Only Problems Are Repairs R* x0 Z& J( q! b4 O2 t; E* _! ^
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
: d* o) I+ Q; w5 j8 R0 n) \. EMore Often Parts Are Replaced 1 t; l6 @4 @# u( P7 R
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W% X2 q( s( p( o# w. ^( FMUSTANG:
]+ B+ W7 m: u3 fMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ; r4 B& e0 M% M$ {) I7 _0 r
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
7 \4 x1 s1 D N1 J- m# C" d7 WMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 8 d# K" V; }; }. \- v
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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* ?6 r8 m) r1 {1 iOLDSMOBILE: # V+ `/ q1 d* \, f* U
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
5 r+ \0 f+ p6 |: W! `* kOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
1 m' C& o0 a. s: v2 l6 y8 GPut In Nickel To Operate 3 X: c. ~+ z0 B) d
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook : M" a0 T+ q9 [+ @0 B2 Y
Put In New Transmission Often ) L; e1 l9 [% c& _: x
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
2 t' }( i1 X9 i% ]" Z9 x# j9 UPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
& f% ~8 N8 G' d- }Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac * z6 G) U& r `) k
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PORSCHE: ) n. P: Y8 V8 E/ Z Y p- w
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
1 Q( k* S# s$ _* H- b9 Z8 x: GPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough M9 V. r" X% r' z0 {" T
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3 x" h5 D! q- z4 {2 w* kSend Another Automobile Back 5 u2 N! Q7 j o2 J+ d& E: M
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 k+ g$ [9 T% \6 A4 Y4 @% i( _) LSad Attempt At Beauty ; O: @ d: M' X1 K P' G
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
3 R) Z. ~- Z/ AShape Appears Ass-Backwards 3 \. A F/ h/ S8 l) U/ f
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually & [. U- \" i& _6 ]( b1 ?
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TOYOTA: . E' Q J/ d5 w, B& k1 c
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 7 w, \ B3 w6 |& N3 H0 S
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass # C; y3 U, B5 z% h
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
5 V, N6 S" |) vThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
# ], v+ U: T& b3 O$ i$ KTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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& ? D$ X5 Y5 `, U3 a) }VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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