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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
3 m! F0 I, f3 xAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile # I5 S) z8 ~0 A. q; @& U
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
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A Major Cost & K% Y% W s+ r
A Mutated Car * { v; ^: G& R# s/ q5 |
A Morons Car " I5 c& r- [* V! \9 G9 {4 k
Another Major Catastrophe ( M% d8 e/ e8 x1 E' @
A Man's Car
9 B7 l6 A1 I8 ~A Miss Conception
3 i2 E, y7 t3 v. R$ h6 e& zAll Muscle Car
1 k% A( a* i; W& qAll Most Car 4 q, Z( r5 x! [; u" \
Annoying Mechanics Constantly : Z. r% ?7 c- S. Q0 K/ S( s$ S6 n
Automotive Mental Cruelty ; L( w" A, s: P$ b
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6 Y) W0 |- P% F o9 X& p$ yAUDI:
1 C p/ K' b$ A1 P: _8 G- BAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
6 R( {' R( c8 ]+ f$ G& Q( g! {2 qAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
' P6 p, j! { ?; `; @* uAutomobile Under Demonic Influence ' Q* D! p5 |$ a, \ ~
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 7 Y4 Y M; G2 R. B
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence % U w" V2 X! y
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
3 I) s5 R n4 y" ~All Unnecessary Devices Installed 7 `# {# N) o* X$ {
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4 e% y+ F! Z8 _0 r# h' Z- jBMW:
0 a& O5 R+ K% Z4 W1 t" v% \Big Money Works
2 w' ? P+ Z+ \3 G% \9 hBought My Wife 3 ^0 V* F5 N, L+ W* t
Brutal Money Waster 7 @7 B# W; ~- J
Break My Window $ y7 v. W: U) ]
Break My Windshield
. _7 B5 p. n* H1 a: ]Babbling Mechanical Wench : n: q0 X7 k( Q
Beastly Monstrous Wonder + H/ q; d5 k! _0 a) [( W
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ Y. U+ A2 P! I1 b& @& Y! `Beautiful Mechanical Wonder * K M2 j3 u# W6 @% I0 j
Barely Moving Wreck
8 p$ k2 \9 R5 [ c% vBig Money Waste - ?2 Z! o2 b2 w4 J( j3 D
Big Money. Why? , g7 I" n- E9 ], Y# Q6 {
Big Money Works " h' ]" A$ P& x
Born Moderately Wealthy
/ y/ r+ H" B5 s$ B7 GBreaks Most Wrenches
# `& W3 b2 a { X" jBring Many Wrenches
" a, P$ M4 D! {5 r$ S# ~" TBrings Me Women
) {+ ?9 J! @1 X# K: JBrings More Women
) o8 Y+ ?9 j" X6 gBroken Money Waster
+ O$ {$ l8 y9 k5 y1 C, `$ t* GBroke My Wallet
( _) F; z6 c) R% O' `8 {( r5 n+ O4 XBroken Monstrous Wonder
5 L8 I: E2 S5 b% _' U) u0 _Bumbling Mechanical Wretch / Q) w' h7 {0 m
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck . ^1 u% L* k( S# q, g% t% m
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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& k. T6 S5 H/ }; ^2 r8 U3 iBUICK: & _: V( U9 n9 o
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
$ H4 L& P6 Z: E( J% FBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King - l6 N4 q$ ?8 i4 H
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) G4 z% C4 P0 r& H0 ^Camaro:
' ]" u# Q5 J w/ s: S, N: B; `Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
( K# v) t$ b7 J8 RCan't America Make A Real One? : N- Q2 O8 W5 n: n
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 2 u7 V$ N) A& S( L1 ~
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 5 U# G# e* }) z/ V
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
, T2 T1 o7 R7 Y) ~Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- G7 l% y3 u( y; X# yCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
! e$ Y; T" O/ V+ bConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 3 o/ I6 p& j% ~
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
/ X* ~: I# s! L* r o7 b- d5 l/ E# QDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
# H( |& g+ ^& oDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
, y' j5 ^3 N3 h# c8 E6 JDead Old Dog Going East
& t y' Z2 X# ?! kDead On Day Guarantee Expires
) B5 y& \7 H \, cDead On Delivery, Go Easy ) A0 o. D9 S, {' b2 S: T
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ; W, o1 [9 [8 ]% t f
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter + k! R. `5 F9 f1 H/ c2 X
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment $ L f8 e* F, W z
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive % p: {4 h& o2 C
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EDSEL: 2 w: J6 V0 h4 E# Q d/ H C( t# l, x8 H
Every Day Something Else Leaks 6 t" D4 \ e8 r( s& R
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: ) R* S$ i( \: o1 _' { ?0 W
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
6 E6 M: D% l/ y" _Fix It Again, Tony
5 ~6 E; f H( L4 cFix It All the Time
% _* }( l. S9 b2 [" X: jFound In A Toilet
; ]% H0 @; F9 T: l, YFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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. J( _5 _$ P0 p- } A; x9 t. EFORD:
% U2 v% Z7 t+ S5 E6 z0 F+ ~Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 1 X2 h! c8 X u7 K+ p
Fix Or Repair Daily
, o7 D$ h! I. r% _! kFound On Road Dead * F# B: c6 k9 L* w z! z
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
% i" o* K W# ?" `3 vFirst On Race Day * W2 N% o# I8 z+ Q
First On Recall Day 0 h& }- N5 _+ a0 J
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
# ~, O4 }( f; X+ c9 t( S6 CFails On Rainy Days 2 B' z2 M6 R! n
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
/ g K/ V# u1 UFatally Obese Redneck Driver
8 C4 |) D: D- eFault Of R&D
4 r8 u; e# N: E3 VFinally Obsolete Racing Device 4 C( A; n" ^0 k
Fireball On Rear Denting
% {/ X7 m; F4 W3 E* q0 UFirst On Road to Dump
2 ~. q4 |# i' a/ AFirst On Rust and Deterioration
7 ^ _; y! a; A: n2 G+ K$ h% h9 o! L j6 pFix Or Recycle Dilemma
$ z9 \; Q+ ]* \6 W1 g) r6 m3 uFlipping Over Results in Death
+ X* M6 m. B0 q4 s1 TFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 4 K% s9 q. }3 ]
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 4 K: L n3 S7 l+ N8 M. j3 ]. y
Foot On Road Decelerates 5 j% K; o3 x8 W( |/ {* H7 [
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
3 e+ h9 ~, y/ n# T8 n4 @Formed Of Rejected DNA
/ Z$ h& ?' I" I, H+ _1 u% kForwarded Once; Return Denied
( v8 _+ d; g6 ^( o: m& pForward Only; Reverse Defective
) m5 G4 \/ C; {0 c$ iForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
* @5 |1 }$ K8 r% ^2 ZFork Over Repair Dough
* c8 R& d- t+ R! b5 ^- _Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
* [! P: B% R3 M( b/ ^4 YFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration k1 c2 s# h& s" S4 D7 [* ~8 b
Free Or Reduced Drastically , P% l$ o1 z, i0 d1 }: l: v X
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ' ?* h3 Q0 c4 _1 X
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable & P) j# N, i+ [/ e# S
Funny Old Rattling Dump
# _6 I" z2 p. BForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
2 [- c( V6 R; m; _! LFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 2 F3 j# q, W8 [) I$ F8 ?
Found Out-Right Dangerous
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(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ) Z% v1 E: J2 l+ @4 v$ a$ r" S' w
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords , f5 p( l* j5 P% ?
LTD:
* C; R) Z! @' gLacks Total Dependability 1 o/ l; N! a6 u, r
Lots To Do
; z; q2 S. V# \1 L8 `3 c& QLooses Transmissions Daily
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o; |, f' A. o! L; _: C9 bGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance 3 E4 h/ {. D2 u$ h f
Great Mistake , R# r9 H8 r$ e# H( {
Garbage Motors 2 a1 b9 f% U: A; S @& S1 n+ T
Generally Miserable
% D; J: x2 d+ K) T( b2 o( RGrossly Misconceived & b" ^7 z+ B. ~7 G. S1 @ x; {! F
Gluteus Maximus
0 a' ^* \' O6 t9 U( p q5 LGood Money 4 z* ]+ j6 W E1 ?
Goofy's Manufacturing ?+ A2 y. @: d& Y4 m
Gone Mental ! N" ]! i! Q+ k* F$ O
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Grief & Misery Combined % e9 s7 v3 G& S# q, c2 t8 ]
Garage Man's Companion # I) Q+ r0 C8 h! s; ~4 F0 [- B
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 9 k% B) s# ?6 ~0 m* Z
Generally Mediocre Cars - I. M/ t N) @6 h0 d7 h
Get More Chicks
1 z( g7 R/ e/ i& L& B/ K, L/ TGets Mechanics Crazy
b7 _ k/ m- ~( K( e( ZGods Mechanical Curse ' a; Q" i- }6 k
Got More Crap ) W, X! I L5 g( o
Great Mountain Climber
" C1 [3 h w4 g# s0 O% WGreat Motor Car ) [/ l9 y1 D5 s# V* b& T ]7 k+ F
God Made Chevy
8 s$ M2 E+ N# ~: FGood Moron Car
4 g3 X+ _! P& L! TGot Mine Cheap + S# R1 n1 Z; o0 s; u
Get My Checkbook
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GTO: / P+ T% N. s( B6 b" J) y
Gas, Tires, Oil
" N& V( k- K6 @" l9 f" BGet Tools Out 0 U5 Q/ Y2 f8 w9 Q" z
Get To Onramp
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2 I6 I+ A3 N. [9 gGet The Others
/ Y3 F2 O7 f' `: }7 K9 f1 yGenerally Trashed Out
) H f, g0 ~, s, B2 i( o* ^9 [Good Time Out
9 M' j8 t8 h @( p I+ ^4 RGone To Overdrive R; R5 C" N0 X" ]0 W1 O& u% V
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4 y" D2 ]" l; f& n( eHONDA: - H \7 ~$ j4 c1 b% j
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 t+ { Y: {* k* [4 |8 }' P. f) kHad One Never Did Again
4 [: l, e; b! `: c4 j4 U: W VHang On, Not Done Accelerating / G& r; N4 |7 @* _/ H: I
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
6 ?0 j4 T- Y z9 C. d' UHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 4 N' r. Y; N1 C6 M* P
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 3 v2 U3 W9 F+ @3 A2 ~7 V
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? + y( d3 V5 ?! k/ q0 b) k& f) D
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes & A w6 Z0 W# Y8 U
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+ G7 v/ _$ J0 ~* IHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ; C: n3 z0 E9 |. p. {4 W0 g- [! l( t0 R" I
' q) I( z8 G4 a4 o7 q: pJEEP: 3 [( o* H5 a) K
Just Eats Every Part : M N- M! D9 \& U
Just Empty Every Pocket
P$ R* Q0 s- ~3 O9 JJunk Engineering Executed Poorly ) P) ^% r8 A: ?
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
; d3 o' |9 F+ l6 @3 ?Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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* U% J& D8 r& {Kick It Around
" f4 Y3 S- V. y$ D- f8 D, h0 a# \. FKick It Again
' m2 x. W T7 H3 M. PKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
8 l8 r* N6 Y3 y6 N, I& z# yMostly Garaged
) ]- C; c3 R' L1 w* H' P; iMajor Goof ' j4 t& Z. Y# Q" t6 `/ Q
MGB: Might Go Backwards
# W- n x1 ]0 u2 F$ AMGB: Might Go, But . . .
2 a" P- I$ Q1 ?" YMGB: Motor Going Bad
( }& @. G$ K8 Y& r7 wMGF: Might Go Forward 6 `: a* p+ Y" z( c. y4 U
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$ H; u: z* a5 K7 t! L7 r) ]MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate , N# s& P2 |8 [
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MOPAR $ y' A* m& B5 `
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
) X0 J/ z7 Y, N/ qMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
+ c) G9 N7 a1 T: w r4 I; o% |2 m" f" RMost Often Passed At Races - l) C' u* m! U! e1 _- r
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
" ?$ A. v+ M# q, \6 O5 a: ? z# }5 SMove Over People Are Racing
6 @/ ^ |# L0 c: s% Z; s8 `- r! m8 yMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
) q) X0 \; j1 b8 V4 ?5 V) bMy Old Pig Ain't Running
$ o8 b/ h# W( E% uMy Only Problems Are Repairs
% D( J! J% r0 H+ [Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
# K% B5 m2 ~2 S) n& ^6 B5 bMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
, ?% Q& d9 e; h" J+ q0 Y) \Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
9 N. z; s/ w; B' O4 v5 j+ K5 A, gMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go $ A- y1 E4 k2 b# K' R: u
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
4 N3 z N6 t' h8 aMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 8 u" Z/ _/ l( v1 |- u
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OLDSMOBILE:
) C) E6 D' q$ N, w& ROld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
% e8 x6 g9 e. e- M" j# c9 ^Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 0 [0 A$ C+ q9 e/ ~( `1 R& F% D
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8 o) ~: N6 M& M- W: V% F# ePINTO: ' C& N( [3 L, M3 {! ~
Put In Nickel To Operate
s$ I5 A! \# `) F- t$ i. K1 APaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
$ Y. r4 V4 P* k, j/ C" T; f: sPut In New Transmission Often
) Q+ K; _8 w: F# g7 {! b3 cPushed In Neutral Too Often ! A3 H3 a. `, N% o5 A
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PONTIAC:
, o u( K# M* ?/ ] J3 WPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 1 I" }# C4 {2 b
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 1 Q3 o( o0 l' J# ]
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PORSCHE: , ^8 R9 q s1 V& x9 }
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 3 U3 U6 J K( I1 s$ w' b7 Y5 {, R: b
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
: O5 R( c7 R$ l7 _8 [1 F# L/ Y! GSend Another Automobile Back
x$ x' Z `7 t8 Q0 ]4 M2 R5 D$ gSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
6 {( s! v6 Q2 Z9 P% fSad Attempt At Beauty 8 i% _7 L% s6 P$ V$ R
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
7 Y; | ^, Q0 A, I. R; f0 {Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 0 q V9 Y) ?& h) J# m2 `% `3 F
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- f" x5 J5 @! _4 z" {9 bToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto r: b4 x3 n0 K4 [4 `
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ; O2 ?- r0 k) g
The One You Ought To Avoid & c7 e2 ^# S" l4 h9 [
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TRIUMPH:
9 e. T5 {9 @4 K* y* lThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
* K* i6 M* _& X3 pTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 4 q- q, @5 g8 H4 p" }
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TR: Tools Required ~7 ^# M, T0 ?5 ? v, e+ {/ Y: b
9 M# V9 R7 G9 T% g8 ]VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object / ^( t, M1 {) {+ y1 B
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% w1 ~. [- Y1 T0 rVintage Wreck : T6 t) l% p* s5 F+ Q. ^9 Y
Virtually Worthless |
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