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! j9 o4 |. b8 I% S1 S0 a* h0 V9 GAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
9 o- W0 w9 s5 L9 c: \( R7 t; h: @Asia's Curse Upon Rural America - o, J6 q3 C9 e9 G0 R6 y1 w5 N& f
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AMC: ) e/ w+ s5 r; J8 {5 g; R& C1 ]
All Makes Combined
% B, I3 U! C, c7 \& y6 w/ RA Major Cost ; k: u1 p3 y2 F3 U
A Mutated Car + W8 l! J- s$ G, A
A Morons Car : v! q5 m8 i; R9 i- k% S
Another Major Catastrophe 4 U+ h/ x. I! j0 B6 K! f5 }/ I
A Man's Car
' x9 H7 ] ^+ @) B; L7 l iA Miss Conception
. F& A6 D' T7 BAll Muscle Car 5 c" s" A, c4 f& g: i0 \- c( R
All Most Car
* j7 \4 F* K9 X' G) j0 DAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 8 B5 K3 s, ?- U0 r
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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8 }! v* u2 c0 u: wAUDI: ' F% C9 ~, O8 O
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
- f) a! S- X9 |9 xAccelerates Under Demonic Influence ; Z/ c# Y* h0 M
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
1 |! j" L) @0 J6 P7 n( v& L4 J w9 C Y& nAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 4 v; c- O5 I2 q4 d7 W7 k( y0 [" {8 ?
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
+ l2 ]4 z1 V ]8 {Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 5 S5 L% k) ~% | U: w
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ' U$ B1 Z- G; z& D7 v: i
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BMW:
2 E# s, W7 t5 K: ?' NBig Money Works
. f6 Z/ H5 t: F' q' G7 c$ @Bought My Wife + `1 Y. N4 J6 D6 A" c$ F5 t
Brutal Money Waster
" @6 x! R; _; i4 _Break My Window # R8 _: ?# T" L- i
Break My Windshield
u9 P3 H- Y4 t5 e( KBabbling Mechanical Wench
- y/ J" q8 T- b# s5 L0 fBeastly Monstrous Wonder # j3 t0 ]5 h4 b( O) d
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
0 J5 r" J/ c, y) WBeautiful Mechanical Wonder / \9 Y- O( `& \. b0 D/ {
Barely Moving Wreck 3 F' {- I( z# j5 a) w6 O
Big Money Waste
4 ^! u0 V# E3 S( f4 S& A) cBig Money. Why? m; x9 C. Q( R1 ^
Big Money Works & g4 T( _9 J' n0 k) _6 r
Born Moderately Wealthy
5 N5 f( I1 Y. uBreaks Most Wrenches
9 V8 b, d& @. z5 p( M/ ZBring Many Wrenches
) X# M- P4 s2 ^) T' ?' vBrings Me Women 1 y$ l% W% D# d5 W
Brings More Women
1 ^* X4 X X8 ~ u; ?" q4 GBroken Money Waster & r- |2 f* S( Q h2 [! }0 Q* ?
Broke My Wallet
: D2 Q% a3 q' M# lBroken Monstrous Wonder ' F% F( U/ @( Y ?- S$ S" E
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
- ]5 I, D7 r2 {' e2 n9 aBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
- e2 a. s7 ?& n, c. Q rBavarian Manure Wagon
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0 Q$ q, A1 E7 u/ _6 bBUICK:
- [. b: Q6 ]4 g, PBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
0 V$ o* B6 d' |$ S! EBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King + ^; w9 b/ o" S E& G
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Camaro: ! q7 y. g. \! p
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 8 R6 ?% ]9 V- @' a) W# f6 N1 h, [$ l
Can't America Make A Real One? 2 S+ M% P* y/ K- z, h
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
. g9 x3 W2 v7 J* X# Y$ _Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often r" J) `" L H$ W: }, p8 p* f# p. E
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CHEVROLET:
: R2 ^# V8 \9 F, ~Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
+ F3 [# q8 `" M X# r) I: ECheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time # A n2 f2 ?8 n8 U. a) ^1 A) K+ @" v
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
' r; L V7 n0 J3 X' }Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
* r( w1 C( Z' D6 o$ {' N; Y$ lCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology / U& T% B ^8 d
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# P) Y' H. ]) _7 S3 H4 N, Q5 tDODGE: & F" m- V( Q) h/ [0 ]
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere * W U, P9 {( N& M# z& a+ }
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
2 h8 O. g4 E3 fDead Old Dog Going East
" R' I' N' i3 m* q" r; EDead On Day Guarantee Expires + t4 }' ]6 v- }* j! s8 I* t
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy , h. `3 F8 h# [: O
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
- d* K t0 H- T, i, n+ O# j* q0 h: JDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
+ n- {. e7 j: N" t% t: v1 D" nDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
- [8 e8 i1 `: K/ [7 UDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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+ g" x1 j8 D( O4 U% C; L2 W: PEDSEL:
8 \( y0 g% P, OEvery Day Something Else Leaks 4 v: ]& p8 o; _ K- J
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 9 e; a8 Q9 y8 S2 x
% W# f! E8 _& g/ W! L; BFIAT:
* V4 O# s( s$ }Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
, r" i* P! m6 [. ] VFix It Again, Tony
1 g, ?" E% l+ MFix It All the Time
" c- v/ a6 ^. x; F& Q* z% G) MFound In A Toilet
9 @5 r5 u) o+ C E BFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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/ _- K! B: m. W" EFORD:
# b% B9 O1 r. c# F! u( c# vFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ; C+ @" ?9 W* M' a' T+ o
Fix Or Repair Daily
* ] n' q1 H9 XFound On Road Dead 3 b3 j( |4 f: D: A9 i" U
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
6 h, [% h, K2 ?* kFirst On Race Day ( k0 k' V3 K" H) M
First On Recall Day
7 k* \ G4 z# D! ]; e& m9 \Fabricated Of Refried Dung 6 Y8 t4 b+ W) p5 Q6 O
Fails On Rainy Days 2 R2 X. C9 [, M6 b, i
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 6 }8 W4 S) @; ?! X0 f0 ^
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ; M2 q! }& q1 Z
Fault Of R&D & s( w: ?% M$ @% S' q
Finally Obsolete Racing Device ; p- |5 N) O& A% l
Fireball On Rear Denting
3 g# I6 O* A4 N# o! {First On Road to Dump
( G! E" P0 a0 A/ M4 ]7 M2 R% ^$ qFirst On Rust and Deterioration 7 I7 x- n5 u6 Y- J
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
1 w+ c6 u N! H) y0 gFlipping Over Results in Death f i- v# Y% m; X) ^
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
3 M7 v8 D% z/ O' `8 OFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
$ K7 s: [8 u; H% ~5 bFoot On Road Decelerates
! j" }$ U8 U# V, ]/ mForced On Reluctant Drivers : d) I" ]0 ?; T
Formed Of Rejected DNA 3 \* r8 a3 _ |; R! H0 ]
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 5 z1 l3 y! b& R: }7 l7 ?5 r
Forward Only; Reverse Defective ! W- k7 B1 s5 n* m3 G: M
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin " e+ J- f: j: d+ e; p' s
Fork Over Repair Dough ! B$ Q2 H# x! x8 g& C
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
6 R; y, a9 M0 m0 L! IFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration $ h1 ~9 h+ X: U: L$ Z: g
Free Or Reduced Drastically % I! x7 o2 u- p6 A$ f3 z6 Z, z7 o
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
: n+ b5 p) x0 v( E" G" a4 ]Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable % ?: h& z# p9 `
Funny Old Rattling Dump
8 ]+ `4 a! m& ^9 t: \Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) & ^8 K) G' x/ d! E
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA " d1 Q% N- t- g2 L! j$ [
Found Out-Right Dangerous 0 g: _; d4 E+ L F
Future Of Racings Delight - y+ n5 K3 b6 w2 S4 {$ j
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
: @1 l& |8 a ^+ r. Z(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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g& I k, x, O) @7 jLacks Total Dependability * [+ w' E; ~; m: p4 Q+ k
Lots To Do ' o4 o/ y n/ J- L
Looses Transmissions Daily " _: E/ g2 \! G. @
( Y/ h4 F% F& H0 a2 I8 A, c) vGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
r( x- R) U5 r0 Q( Z/ ?$ j4 uGreat Mistake n" \# d8 F$ H9 T3 W8 B7 c* o
Garbage Motors # b: o. c9 \; N* a7 V6 O
Generally Miserable 7 ?" e) c3 u* A+ U t
Grossly Misconceived
( u* k/ I& @, k9 CGluteus Maximus ( \2 K! l* f" ]; m
Good Money ) m5 T I3 e0 E7 Z
Goofy's Manufacturing
4 ^$ T: c" `! t9 O/ FGone Mental 3 P0 O% H) d3 G- K/ {: h' x+ @& E, `/ W
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8 f J3 r3 ^6 L" J$ ^Grief & Misery Combined
: X7 C- B" ^& `Garage Man's Companion
6 o& E$ d0 }5 T' lGotta Mechanic Coming? ( t, X; x( ?( U" E6 Y& ?: H
Generally Mediocre Cars ' @5 T$ V' N. n5 E R
Get More Chicks ! r* |: s# r1 J8 b* v
Gets Mechanics Crazy 7 Y/ z+ v! |6 |: B1 p4 y+ N* ?5 Q
Gods Mechanical Curse
. w( u; Q: H2 gGot More Crap " v( M7 U$ K: q) t# ^! h$ M
Great Mountain Climber
* I: \& S" @3 U% E1 iGreat Motor Car
) k; g- u3 D: p5 V9 bGod Made Chevy
; z$ N) J2 S2 U: \- h% i! YGood Moron Car
3 c7 C/ E% N; g. W# zGot Mine Cheap
+ S* Q" d9 n! s/ [Get My Checkbook % {, C6 z9 ~% I4 O" r
Gone Mad Corp. / k/ V: S) |' k3 t4 L" K9 X
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Gas, Tires, Oil 0 X% q% E4 ^0 ^7 o7 t5 ~! P4 |1 y; O
Get Tools Out
9 H- j0 C7 m A' MGet To Onramp
1 x* t. N# N3 \+ {- d, J9 w, ]Good To Own
, v, k6 z; x; ?" t5 k. I4 u/ n) o( o3 XGet The Others ' C( ^6 [! Q( ^$ A4 X6 j
Generally Trashed Out
, M+ ^0 U& z) W. K- [7 SGood Time Out
; I0 V% f3 W$ mGone To Overdrive
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3 s" B* y4 r3 c+ g4 P2 A. p* vHONDA: 1 R& S' k- O+ w$ f, o9 F
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything : g( h' K* c8 D5 f7 g
Had One Never Did Again 3 A+ B- U& [8 a: V* c' Z8 I* S2 X
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
2 ?8 i, H8 o$ @& C5 qHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 0 z$ d6 F9 o% E, E0 {
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
" R8 \+ d1 J* M+ L0 M2 F* ~6 j! }History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
U7 S3 f# h [9 `" M& |( ^8 ~" uHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? : Z" `3 ? J7 J* Q
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ; S/ C! d; e2 L3 _; r( s' C3 U
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2 O) F* D0 S2 S: o5 N, vHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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6 z; Z. ^: O- m) g. z, MJust Eats Every Part
+ u7 g, e- M2 K# y; z9 y PJust Empty Every Pocket
0 D/ _1 A7 e3 [; ~) OJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
9 ^+ z$ W, L" L2 V$ M7 ZJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
- y" Q# z4 Q/ Z& @, rJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 1 u; k: G9 f& [) @3 [& E6 Z& P8 O d
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KIA:
" B, b( l: c ?! n. MKick It Around
% C- L. W2 b0 ?! t: GKick It Again - s4 }/ o3 f) b
Killed In Action + D, `; I; P3 Z1 y) w, W
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) A# n9 S0 [8 h8 v0 nLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along # d( F- q. z( g
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Money Guzzler
" Y% H, p* k" A# H7 `* r2 V0 m5 W* yMostly Garaged
, G5 m2 D2 ~( F4 y# ^Major Goof ; b8 s1 l+ p }4 |1 t" c
MGB: Might Go Backwards
/ h7 i0 a- }" x3 |! g+ lMGB: Might Go, But . . .
) n+ g1 M( w9 Z8 p* xMGB: Motor Going Bad
0 @# W- L9 D8 L0 G" w. CMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate # j/ B/ M" a2 p) S
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MOPAR - s1 Y1 Z' Y! r) p, b8 A
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly $ @. q- X" H& \' x) b, s4 L* X
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously . L8 L# X7 P# J1 k U5 f
Most Often Passed At Races
" L. R6 |- y ~( K! N& FMostly Old Parts And Rust
+ K l% w/ v4 z! l& `; k; D7 PMove Over People Are Racing
8 }- c3 Z$ A2 }# G* PMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly $ J7 `! H) e0 h# I
My Old Pig Ain't Running ) }9 D+ c8 F& D; t' i; X7 u( l
My Only Problems Are Repairs 6 c; q& l4 X2 {+ X! Z
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
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MUSTANG:
- Z% X6 C# P [Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
9 Z! `; ~9 I) Z5 \* GMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ; F6 @/ m. E" F( R) _3 m
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go * W1 o: g" L1 r s
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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* A6 F: g/ m) [) ^! vOLDSMOBILE:
& ]0 [9 L8 }9 |! x, \Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
& f/ ^3 e( ^& w9 @Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
; c' O* z4 e3 E# e0 GPut In Nickel To Operate 6 H- t, M1 h" u3 s6 t( K
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
' o7 `, P/ g* l; a: VPut In New Transmission Often
y8 x7 N4 v! L9 e& aPushed In Neutral Too Often / b: _4 I- j, b g1 p
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PONTIAC: 0 q( R; R. [& f) i( \+ l
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
1 Y; I" j! a* }; R: EPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
7 \4 I- v; @7 K" oProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
( z: Z) h0 b" i% ^Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back ; m' f* \* L3 W' D1 R: v0 L E
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
. x; q1 t/ Y$ [9 w2 d3 PSad Attempt At Beauty
! p4 A8 f8 I7 {" g" N7 KSorry Auto, Always Broken
& F* D( Y" L; b3 v8 o6 mShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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; y& x' H8 `. b8 e @7 p! [/ QSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ! R' |/ M- n, {+ ~* i s# @
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 3 N6 D7 h, ~% t/ _9 |% i! [
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
' d3 K3 B9 \ e4 L; O$ x1 j; `The One You Ought To Avoid 9 b+ z8 g2 `4 M4 P% M& f$ a( s6 Q4 w
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+ v x& [, g) @8 R6 Y: V6 G, dTRIUMPH:
4 d) e+ O: c P, f) u* ^2 D% qThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 5 ~: W9 a8 m: I$ z
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 3 U5 p3 c7 G" ?7 P! D5 `
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+ H0 O$ r& v5 u5 J8 Z$ MTR: Tools Required
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5 G N! {! ^ J, d3 U" bVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 7 M) Z' b4 x4 Y6 Y" }3 L
Vintage Wreck
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