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+ X0 s5 c, C5 K' t! l4 `A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 8 g% s& t7 |) N9 D: w9 P& x
8 ^/ [7 u) t# RThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." & o/ o+ J/ f6 j, S; w: ~ d
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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% X. [+ j8 m! X. |: q0 `Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 3 u( M- J+ z# c3 o* U
1 [- t: c# O& K6 d3 GSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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# `4 B2 f& @( D6 a, a2 UAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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9 s* a& z+ b* U+ EThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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