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2 P1 t" U0 r' W8 Z, I0 o2 FA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. " B3 u* z( T& x: z
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 4 |9 N- l+ X0 a) t1 p/ @* J( l6 ~3 a; z
, Z3 K) I1 M/ B2 r! X BThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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/ N3 s. o9 e5 t' T$ J% i( GSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. * t1 `; |% i* h8 H6 R
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." & X# C! d+ p8 c) I1 _0 X. G
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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