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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought* Y( {  o& V2 o- B4 ~
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called$ x; G" }# `& J  U$ E  {  f
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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* O& `! \7 C; EThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
! r& g5 \3 E9 g. i/ }8 X8 a& Sand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
- u# F4 W0 F: b! F" v% a) e: ego to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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9 U  ~# ~& y9 {# L, U5 gThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the! a: R3 d0 W6 H! \! z, S
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
* E1 B. q) z- i2 T) NThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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' d2 n" F4 L, j, n7 YSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
! ~3 @/ [8 x6 R" t$ Prepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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3 a2 h; j& \7 I( e0 Y6 T2 l: jStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.6 ^) `, Z0 w. f9 S. w7 }, g% S9 p
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's   {* K1 U5 z- k# p5 B
for dinner?" Again there is no response.6 I" G7 \0 ]7 x

% Y& X) t1 M$ gSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"' p/ }( J7 r! H& J* a. S) s
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* t% x4 ]( H# N9 d) g# J"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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