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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought* Y( { o& V2 o- B4 ~
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called$ x; G" }# `& J U$ E { f
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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* O& `! \7 C; EThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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9 U ~# ~& y9 {# L, U5 gThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the! a: R3 d0 W6 H! \! z, S
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
* E1 B. q) z- i2 T) NThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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' d2 n" F4 L, j, n7 YSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
! ~3 @/ [8 x6 R" t$ Prepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.6 ^) `, Z0 w. f9 S. w7 }, g% S9 p
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's {* K1 U5 z- k# p5 B
for dinner?" Again there is no response.6 I" G7 \0 ]7 x
% Y& X) t1 M$ gSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"' p/ }( J7 r! H& J* a. S) s
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(I just love this)
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* t% x4 ]( H# N9 d) g# J"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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