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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.( x, e8 [. q M; J7 S8 X
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.' g p7 H$ B: Z: |' v7 j/ `* H
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned./ N& I; a! ~* R' \; p3 M- o
: S8 B* Y% `: t; L+ N/ r' I! bThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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1 X- ]* _' D! j: \( p7 C" dThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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- I% M0 {! v! L: cBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."- |+ {3 i5 V) R$ W
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