The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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) R( j6 H# H4 p4 E1 S3 @0 [This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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8 {$ P/ j1 Y+ I- I) lThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

, l: [0 I+ ]  fThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

1 \* }* V/ n* U0 F' N" F% E5 |+ fWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

( F' R7 L) Z8 F; e" D9 }, wBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

没心没肺

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