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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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Y8 k1 B: I# ]4 z$ {1 EThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.& x1 `- p& i ?% C7 I( E
1 e$ ~& I. ]3 KThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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; I3 l @+ |; f( ?* ^The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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1 [+ b4 ]! q3 a1 e4 Q$ [ TThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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8 x% H& f; D+ OBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.", j, `% N9 f- M( @9 H
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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