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The pregnant lady

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.! H: l( X# M, Z
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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& [3 o- a! K" X0 A3 @5 N6 ZThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.2 `$ s) X1 @$ ~  A8 D3 S& S

% V* L5 a! Z6 XThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.: i8 l9 V, e- c# C. M

, p7 h+ }8 [) S& W9 s% Z, {# MThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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( x# E, J) [7 J$ lBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 12:34 | 显示全部楼层
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