The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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: |1 h1 ?6 F$ _- bThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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5 B$ i4 g$ e: F! {8 @" H8 ^3 AThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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1 d) Q( @3 {2 k3 s! `# F: V: oThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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, W  U- S' E& IThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

% `1 V% ^9 M4 z0 n0 [8 g6 ZBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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) S0 ?% ?! z( Q1 L. n% R“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

没心没肺

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