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The pregnant lady

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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8 e. t9 z8 h! Q, nThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.( T0 `$ M+ K. ]* C5 H
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.  R2 _2 d0 e* f! I' J$ c

1 ~9 t, N! c) x& Y+ U( `, T9 bThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:- ^: P& L9 U' i, [, J" T' D0 B/ ?

1 N3 F* F; m( N' c# XWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.  n8 [# ^- b2 r, `0 s- j

$ n5 M1 w* |# ^9 @Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself." u& \8 p0 P- p8 Y8 a( ~0 G6 y' k% u

. ^* f/ h8 F% h( F9 r# M0 |% iBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."! d* t9 n+ X2 x! D' X
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“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
Funny
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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