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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.% ~! D4 x6 R$ Y9 F6 V$ ]% l4 U
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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- I( g6 m1 ]- ]# Q4 ?0 _ e+ `( @7 {) RThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.# K4 H& T) t) Y) L5 n
2 |! p" q% P$ i/ m4 J' a5 \The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.+ x c* }0 [9 Z0 I: T( W
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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